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This was written for a pony who I look to as inspiration and mentor, and it has shoutouts to the world of the fanfic he's best known for, but honestly that's not terribly important to this little story here, as you can well imagine.




I'm liking this idea.

I knew it was only a matter of time before this idea was made into story form, well played.

....yes. :eeyup:

That is all.

EEEEEEEEE! :rainbowlaugh:



Sir... Please. I mean it was only a matter of time but... Yeah. LOVED IT!! :raritywink:

Sorry, I will thumb down this one. Clop for the sake of clop just feel too out of place to me. Pinkie is being a whore, Dash is being a slut. Too OOC to me, even if this is a clop fic just for the sake of the clop. :ajsleepy:

So far, this has only been the second clopfic I read based on the concept alone. The first was Trixie's Magic Bit. Bravo, Author. Bravo.

Oh... so that's what that blogpost was about. Dunno why you're getting downvoted, I loved it.

If you dont add passion then its useless!

:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::rainbowderp::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy:

Am I the only one that lost count of all the Pinkies?

Next on the list Molestia.... Oh Gods thats where the extra Pinkies Went.


Oh and I came... Harder than I thought a super Pinkie Orgy would make me.

Tounge Rape! :heart:

1676766 Couldn't have said it better myself. :eeyup:

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Anypony who has an issue with Rainbow Dash being super happy about some casual action with one of her best friends isn't dealing with the same Dashie I am.

Reading Applejinx's work might help you with that.

Yeah this is just goofy clop for the sake of clop, but I don't get those who say shit like "Dashie is being a whore, what meaningless sex!"


Sorry mister Tactical!Rainboom is just my opinion. :ajsleepy:
I don't mean to be a douche or anything, the fic in itself is very good. But I can't portray the characters the way they are. So sorry. :fluttercry:

Look, guys--not everything is gonna be Romance Reports. Matter of fact, Jinxie's fic IS comparable to that stuff what with the drama and the relationships and the deep characters... and the Pinkie and Dashie here are supposed to be his.

I dunno why people are offended by Rainbow Dash FICTIONALLY being a slut. FIrst off, being promiscuous in real life isn't inherently problematic, and second, is this not a totally valid interpretation of Rainbow Dash?

Seriously, this is meant to be cute and goofy as much as it is supposed to be clop. In fact, I even think it's a little bit sweet. <3

Pinkie-induced tentacle tongue action.

Upvoted for ridiculousity. :pinkiehappy:

wait regidar is not here whoa

This has now been inserted into my Trixieverse headcanon. Well played, sir, well played. :ajsmug:


To be frank we all kinda know it's true :rainbowkiss:

That shit was hilarious.

Silver out!

that was just....wow. my mind is blown from reading that. great story, definitely worth a like.

1677747 Heh, dude... Romance Reports has a lot of words, but doesn't say anything. If anything, RR could learn a thing or two from this.


Twi loves Luna. Luna is okay with this, but.... First Twi needs Sexytimes.

Sexytimes ensue.

And again.

And again.

And again.

Some talking, mostly about Twi's love of Luna, and also about sexytimes.

More sexytimes.

A little more.

Just a bit more.

Sexytimes with Cheerilee.





SEXYTIEMZ!!!!1!!!!!!!! !!!:rainbowkiss::eeyup::twilightsmile::yay::pinkiehappy::ajsmug::derpytongue2::twistnerd::trixieshiftright::duck::applejackunsure::ajsleepy:

I expected this fic was going to happen, and it's probably going to happen again too, but I didn't expect it to be this good. So nice work.

Tactical's a special pony with a gift for enthusiasm when not over-discouraged :ajsmug:

My favorite part is how real-Pinkie sets up the umbrella- that's the most important image of the whole darn fic and totally justifies the cheerful merry tone.

Anypony who has an issue with Rainbow Dash being super happy about some casual action with one of her best friends

You mean eighteen or fifty-two of her best FRIEND :rainbowlaugh:

Enjoy the laurels of the most extremest Trixieverse clop-scene-writer for just a lil' while longer. They're returnin' home shortly. Jes' sayin'... :ajbemused:



most extremest

i am so happy to hold that title

This was enjoyable, and with an good level of humor. Will we ever see the fun head over to Applejack? :pinkiehappy::applejackconfused::pinkiehappy:

For months on end, I thought I'd see nothing reach the fuck-nuttery of "The Sweetest Release" from ff.net. That fic included GIlda, Pinkie and candy sex, and it was the right combination of wtf and hnnnnng. Then I see a Pinke x 3 fic, and that story is one upped by a much more acceptable from of tentacle fucking made hilarious by all the Pinkie involved. :pinkiehappy:

And Dash was all like :rainbowwild:

Then she was like :rainbowkiss:

And then she was asleep. Yes, yes this was plenty FUN indeed.

Fav'd and thumbs up'd. Don't stop the party now, btw.


What the fuck did I just read? And why do I want more?


To be fair, I think having knowledge of the Trixieverse helps a lot when reading this story. People coming to this story as a standalone are only going to be seeing Pinkie and Dashie as they are in the Hub universe, i.e. not currently doinking. So instead of it being a snapshot of a long standing 'Friends with Benefits' relationship, it's coming off as one of Dash's closest friends asking out of the blue if she wants to have sex (and her agreeing, again seemingly randomly). Imagine how weirded out you'd be if you sat down to talk to a friend and they suddenly asked 'So, want to fuck?'...Imagine how jarring it would be if someone described that situation to you (their friend asked casually if they wanted to fuck) and then added 'And then I said 'yes' and we did have sex.'

This is an awesome story, and I personally love it. I feel like it fits in with the Trixieverse wonderfully. That's the 'problem', though (or at least, that's what other people are seeing as a problem here). There's no framing device for their relationship; they're not girlfriends, there's nothing establishing Pinkie and Dashie's special sexy friendship, so again, it's just the HUB Pinkie asking HUB Dashie if she wants to have sex. :twistnerd:


Yes, that's true. But I was totally willing to write it that way because I enjoy the gag of Pinkie saying "Well OBVIOUSLY having sex is the best way to make use of all these clones!"

It's almost canon-acceptable, because Pinkie Pie.

Your avatar made this comment all the more perfect. :rainbowlaugh:

The fuck did i just read

This story was cute and fun!

:pinkiesmile: Fun!

:pinkiehappy: Fun Fun Fun! :pinkiesmile:

:pinkiesmile: :pinkiehappy: FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! :pinkiehappy: :pinkiesmile:

:pinkiehappy: :pinkiesmile::pinkiecrazy::pinkiesmile::pinkiehappy: FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! :pinkiesmile: :pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy::pinkiesmile:


Fuk da' wut?:pinkiecrazy:

This is so FUN :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Good, Messy and Fun :pinkiehappy::heart:

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Oh man, I guess someone did this after all. :D Son, I am proud.

Although the image of numerous Pinkies tonguing Rainbow Dash from a distance is horrendously creepy. ._.

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