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Trials
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So, this is just a quick, in-between-stories story. As such, don't take it too seriously, and never underestimate the power of tea.
This is the only place I can beat Regidar to the comments. Har Har.
Y'know I could go for a good cuppa right now
I wander if I have any Tetley's left
Whatever, man.
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Tea is powerful, but I would never debase myself by drinking it from a coffee mug.
that was kind of stupid.
since i dont vote down stories unless is dislke them on an extreme level, i will just leave no rating.
Celestia controls Twilight through tea? That's a new one.
But, but... "Celestia HATES Tea"...
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Good story!
Yay! I actually proofread it for once! And once again I see no spelling mishaps or grammar errors.
Aww I want tea now. I'm more of an iced tea person.
"Sir, we have advanced weapons the likes of which the world has never seen before, an army that could make even the largest of dragons shiver, and tactics that make the greatest of invaders look like morons, and you want to give up because....?"
"DID YOU NOT SEE HER? SHE WAS DRINKING TEA LIKE A GOD DAMN BOSS."
Oh i say. What a spiffing good read. Now for some tea and crumpet. An maby somthing to eat as well.
That was quite good, actually. I hope this gets featured; it deserves it.
Excuse me while I figure out how to reattach my jaw.
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Wait, hold the fucking phone. You didn't use a Kurt Cobain gif or pic?
WHAT
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1652635 Whatever, man.
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This is stupid, but I loved it damn it.
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Tea has inconceivable powers, it seems.
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Actually, I find that Black Tea from Africa is best enjoyed from a mug. I keep a special mug just for tea. The reason is because African teas are so strong that using a proper tea cup will overload the tea's astringent nature and keep the natural floral and aromatic tones from being expressed sufficiently, whereas the mug will allow the aromatics to take more of the stage for themselves.
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I prefer black teas from India myself, especially masala chai or clove.
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You know, I would, but I find that they tend to have this weird undertone that sticks in the back of my throat. I don't know if I'm just weird or if you've noticed something similar?
I've also had some Chinese Black Teas. Holy Damn, those things are aromatic. Lots of fruit flavors come through (one varietal had a really pronounced apricot thing going). Do you drink any teas from the Asian regions?
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Went to China on vacation and sample some tea. The one that stuck with me was jasmine, it was like drinking perfume.
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The good sort of "drinking perfume" or the bad sort of "drinking perfume"? Because I've had Jasmine Teas that taste like they should have been spritzed on a lady of the night (if you know what I mean) and I've had Jasmine Teas that subtly entrance me with their aroma.
That was pointless.
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1651869 Thanks for that, by the way!
Always appreciate it.
1651876 To be honest, I'm more of a coffee person, but that's neither here nor there.
1653039 The same reason anyone does anything — because they can. Also, I felt like making a pointless story.
Well written, but not funny.
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The first type, perfume from a bottle.
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Ewww. Sorry about that. I promise that there's better stuff out there.
Cute, pointless, and decidedly silly.
I loved it!
it's good to see people still making comedies with unique angles.
Regidar seems to be broken
he's not channeling Kurt Cobain like he always does
. . . THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
I read the title, immediately thought of Iroh.
That was pretty amazing. Loved it!
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Wow. I think that may have been possibly the most pointless thing I've read since... fuck it, I'm too lazy to think as to what...
NOTHING IS REGRETTED!
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New rising threat to the world? Drink tea. = Logic
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We all keep meeting. Doth God want more funny logic arguments? Or do you guys just go to every single story you see pop up.
... Or maybe Twilight's watching and performing magical spells on us!
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Y U No stop using that Rainbow Dash face?!?!
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GODDAMN IT!
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1656377 I don't think he's going to, dude
alrighty then...
I drink tea in this Chinese cup with flowers on it.
Funny story, my Dad and I were looking at it in this Chinese shop when he picked it up and broke the little saucer that came with it. Since the shop had a "you break it you buy it" rule, we ended up taking the whole thing home.
And he says I'm a klutz.
1658681 oh my gosh I'm exactly the same
1658681 Ha, I don't have an awesome tea story like that. Although, I literally own this cup that says 'Make Tea, Not War'. Completely a coincidence, I assure you!