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I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me.


After a thousand years of putting up and worrying about Discord's shenanigans, Celestia moves for an ultimatum. One shall stand, and one shall fall...

Watch as Celestia and Discord lock in a battle of epic levels... On a sports field! Watch as friends are pinned against each other in nonsense!

And you can help! Discord AND Celestia both have to have teams of 10-15... Anyone/anypony can be on either side... But they need a reason. You can pick them out if you want.

This is my gift for 300 followers. Enjoy!

Chapters (2)
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And yes, you are free to vote on teams, who wins, everything... SO SPREAD THE WORD!

I vote for pinkie on discords team because he promised her an unlimited supply of free chocolate milk of course :pinkiehappy: and rarity on celestias team because celestia promised to show her the secret to what makes her mane so fabulous :raritystarry:

Your Loving and Loyal fan Lord Stormy Sky

1322613 What kind of rules? Can use community people or OCs join in the games or does it actually have to be canon ponies? If canon, I guess Chrysalis could join in Discord's fun. If you allow everypony, Me. It would be fitting to have a somewhat unstable gamer pony that has the name Chaotic in it. :pinkiehappy:

Twilight should be on Celestia's team, obviously. Maybe with some post-game (or even mid- or pre-game) makeouts? :rainbowwild:dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png

I'm going through withdrawals at the present moment. Throw me a bone? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Fluttershy.png Um, if that's ok with you?

Lol good title I like that song

Fuck the karma

Applejack is going to own:ajsmug:

1322797 SPOILER: Every chapter will have a reference to some song.

Pinkie. I'm calling it now. also, I need Chrysalis on celestia's team. Pip needs to be a ref.

I only have one thing to say to this. . .


dun dun DUN!!!!!

Let's get this show...I mean kickball game on the road! :flutterrage:

I HAVE to see this...
"As long as I get a Doctor Horrible related chapter i'm fine. Or dead rising:scootangel:."
Terror Is Reality: Equestria? That is possibly THE stupidest thing you've ever said.
"Your just jealus because you didn't think of it!"
N - Okay maybe a little:ajsleepy:

Opening with a quote from "Ghostbusters"!?
If you're right, and make this work; Flinx, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.:pinkiegasp:
But I really can't see anyone playing ball with Discord.

Haha. Gargoyles reference. Oh Discord I luvvvvvvvvv u! :pinkiehappy:

Hmmmm I think Doctor Whooves, Chrysalis, Pinkie Pie and Derpy should be on Discords team simply because they are all chaotic without his help

I think Screwball is an obvious choice for Discord's team. Maybe that blue pony who think's she's a dog too.

Make Rainbow Dash be on Team Celestia, because Rainbow Dash is in love with either Twilight or Fluttershy (yours to decide) and those two would obviously be on Team Celestia.:twilightsmile:

Trixie on Team Celestia. Because... because. Assuming Luna's not here for fairness, that leaves one slot.


Think about it! :pinkiehappy:

Team Celestia: Twilight(duh), Rainbow Dash(Loyalty), Chrysalis(hive minds are naturally orderly), Cadence(oh boy...), Nightmare Moon(for the LULZ)(Luna if not), Octavia(Celestia started getting desperate too and Vinyl Scratch was providing music for the event), Mare Do Well(huh?) and [Pick one random "famous" author avatar, again for the LULZ].
Celestia Cheer Team: Scootaloo(RD), Pipsqueak(Luna)
Team Discord: Pinkie Pie(duh), Applejack(to compete AGAINST Rainbow), Rarity(easily bribed, and Discord is desperate), Trixie(to compete with Twilight), Lyra Heartstrings(bribed with HUMANS), Doctor(naturally chaotic), Screwloose(the barking pony) and Screwball(Daddy Discord pony).
Discord Cheer Team: Derpy/Ditzy(would anyone REALLY want her on ANY team?), Applebloom(AJ)

Head Referee: Fluttershy. She has The Stare for anybody who breaks the rules. Seriously, you DON'T wanna break the rules.:fluttercry:/:flutterrage:
Assistant Refs: Yellowstar, Nyx
Announcers: Spike and Sweetie Belle. Do you question this? :moustache::unsuresweetie:
Entertainment: "Vinyl Scratch and the Wonderboltsdl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire_rape.png

Suggestion: If one player has Time Travel, is it really breaking the rules if they show up more than once?

I second this random idea! :pinkiehappy: Also, yeah, good Gargoyles reference. :twilightsmile:

Another suggestion: make it clear what this game is about by naming the teams Team Order/Harmony and Team Chaos/Discord(I prefer the first choices).

You should have Ceberus on Discord's team. He will be desperate and Celestia wouldn't think of it. Plus he love to fetch balls. And has three heads. And is freaking ginormous.

Name: Ceberus
Team: Chaos
Abilities: Catching balls
Strengths: Catching pop flys
Weaknesses: Fluttershy
Special: Tatarus spawn; if Ceberus is on the field for too long, monsters begin to escape from Tatarus, destroying the planet and universe. And, even worse, ruining the game.


1349958 I third this notion BUT instead for Discord's team.
Discord: Chrysalis (just to beat Celestia again.), screwball, screw loose, Octavia

I think Pinkie MUST be on team Celestia to balance out discord and his chaotic ways. And Twilight has to be on team Discord so someone can actually organize and plan things out for them.
Oh and call me the announcer and Co host of the event with Luna and everything will be perfect no matter who is on what team.

Nah, both Pip and Chrysalis need to be on Discord's team!
But yes, Pinkie also on Discord's team. But nopony should get 'Discorded'. That would just make it uncool.
I look forward to a supply of excellence.

This is Australia...

Discordwhooves on Discords team and a proper Doctor on Celesta's.

.......I am glad I decided to browse through some stories. This shall prove to be rather intriguing. Oh and on a side not, GO TEAM CHAOS!

The Doctor (Doctor Whooves) should be on Celestia's team, probably because he's helped her before.

This looks like it could be almost as silly as Know Your Mare. *notices author*



Okay, after reading.

Applejack? On Discord's team? What ChaoticNote said ^ 1480030

Now Pinkie Pie makes sense, but Applejack? :applejackunsure: Something's rotten here. And it's not the apples...

Interesting.... They need to play football next.

Wait, how are they gonna throw the ball? Or catch it?

I fully agree with the teaming here. Especially the rivalry with :ajsmug: and :rainbowwild:, making them on different teams. Now, I know she isn't much fighter, but I couldn't help but notice Fluttershy's absence....

I'm in love with Fancypants being involved. IN. LOVE. :heart: And Cerberus.

Something in my pinkie sense:pinkiecrazy: tells me that this is going to be a laugh fest of Monty Python proportions!:pinkiesmile:

1480178 Who said she wasn't going to get to do anything?

Also, might I recommend using (with permission of course) other author's OCs. Like Nathan Traveler! That would spice things up quite a bit!:rainbowlaugh:

1323091 This is about as fitting as it gets for this.:pinkiehappy:

1349958 This is an incredibly well planned team list. Also: TIME TRAVEL MAKES FOR MANY LULZ!
Another suggestion: How about intentional crossovers? As in, the people came here on purpose as the games were heard about across all dimensions!:rainbowlaugh:

1403026 Your comment made me realize what the playing field will look like based on this comment:1349958

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