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Commence read of Goris fic.
Now to hate being an assistant...along with the awkward porn.
I like the crazy ones the best, still pretty funny though
I wonder if his parents will ever reunite
Meh, could use some padding out.
Oh jeez. I love how this story series seems to be going.
Who the hell names a stallion "Chris"?
Anyways, you have done it yet again Goris XD
After this many hospital visits, even Nurse Redheart has to be losing just a little bit of hatred towards your protagonist.
Doesn't she?
Haven't even read it yet and I'm LMAO!! Just the picture and title
Can't wait to get home from school!
So... he has learned?
Apparently not.
Really? After all he's been through he has a got a good feeling about this?
Again, he considers this the worst thing that's happened to him?
How would they know this? They don't know who he is, nor that Chris is his father. The only ones present were Anonypony, the mayor and the receptionist. And even they did not know why he took the tape. Are those ponies telepaths?
Also, 'man'?
Not the best (well, least bad) outcome of theses stories for him (I'd say that was with Cherilee) but not the absolutely worst either.
So... on average, I guess it was a slow tuesday morning for him?
He could try to blackmail the mayor I guess, so that he got better treatment in hospital.
But of course nopony would believe him.
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...Oops. I didn't notice that. Let's just say they overheard the receptionist or something.
HAHAHA...wow his life sucks...
As always, bang up job!
Oh sweet Celestia, will main OC ever get a break?!
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Yes... only the receptionist never said anything like that.
I think I'll just have to assume that after Anonpony left, the receptionist said something like: "Whoa, that guy acts like Chris is his father."
... And the ponies outside of the building heard him. Somehow.
Whatever became of his trips to mental institutions/his therapies? He might in need of them again sooner or later, it seems.
Only for him to find out that Nurse Redheart took a shift at the mental hospital when she heard he was commited there.
Looking forward to the next addition to the Gorisverse.
Read the description , loved it, then saw who wrote it.
Dammit Goris.
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I'm gonna edit this story into oblivion now just to try and find a way the CMC could have known about the situation.
EDIT: Aaand done. I took the easy way out and just made him basically say it right in front of them, but at least the CMC don't have psychic abilities any more.
The therapy sessions stopped because he was labelled as "untreatable" or something.
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Well, they could have tried to be Cutie Mark Crusader telepaths this week.
So... is Gabby Gums still or again active here? Or do they just use another name? If they did, the ponies would figure out it's them again.
Wait... can you do that? Can you fall for the same trick twice?
Or maybe they've gone completely honest and started using their own names.
Someone should rack up the amount of damage that has been done to OC's body. I mean, by now, he should tahave half his bones replaced with metal poles, and his pelvis area with adamantium or smthing. Working on steam. Probably.
As always, awesome work
Makes me think what would happen if I saw my parents in a movie like that...O.O
Sooo... Do I still have the job?
The obvious thing to do would have been right where she "shuffles through a pile of stuff under the desk" to gently nudge around her front hooves, keeping her desk shut, while saying 'oh, yes, I know exactly what to do now'.
But, anyways, this was disturbing and crazy as well as wonderful.
*upvotes with extreme prejudice*
Guess Berry Punch was in the porn industry.
Considering Mayor mare is older than our hero, tha fuck did he get into...
anyways, why not just say it was your dad and stop the ridiculousness? there's nothing bad on working for the media... in a explicit way
This was made even more hilarious for me because my dad's name is Chris.
season 3 needs to come out so you can write moar!
Boy, I've heard of jumping the shark, but this just took it to a whole new level. The real world references ruin the potential of some scenes as well.
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If this didn't do it for you, chances are I jumped the shark with the very first story since all my stories are basically the same formula.
And don't hate on real world references - I'd hate to imagine Equestria without VHS players.
...Wait, did you say "a whole new level"? Sweet, I'm a record-setter!
1561572 It's just that it started out great and everything was set for a nice clop fic, and then you tried to make it funny or something with the whole "his dad's a pornstar" thing. Now, I did just realize there is a "Comedy" tag, so I guess the fault is mine. It still would have been nice to mention something in the description that it wasn't going to be straight clop >.>
The problem with the real world references is that they take away from the story you've set up and make us think about the real world. We're reading about horses in heat and then all of a sudden one wants to pop a VHS into the player--the hell? See what I mean? It's unnecessarily distracting while not being the least bit funny or witty. But maybe that's just me.
Not saying it was a "bad" story, or that you're a "bad" author. I just don't enjoy most comedy / clop mixes because they're usually not done right.
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Ohh, I see what's happened here. Okay, basically, all my stories are like this. There's a big lead-up to a clop scene, and then something goes horribly wrong at the last moment and WACKY HIGH-JINKS ENSUE
If I mention it in the description, then it ruins the whole surprise.
The real world references don't really matter to me in my own stories or other stories because Equestria in the show is hardly consistent anyway. Ponyville is either a medieval backwards down, some kind of capital city, or a late 90s rural town with arcade machines depending on how the writers are feeling when they start up an episode.
So VHS players might not be too much of a long-shot. Besides, if it distracted you from Mayor Mare in heat you should probably be glad. 
1566420 What? There's nothing wrong with Mayor Mare. So what if I have a thing for the mature ladies ;)
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Here's a very mature lady just for you
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1579054 Too mature. TOO MATURE! D:
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MATURE WHEN YOU ARE A TRUE WOMANIZER
hehe, i lol'd
do one with braeburn!
Dat twist. XD One of the best!
D-DYUM mayor mare looks rather fine without her collar and glasses .///. ......