GorisTheDeathclaw
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I've been waitin' fer this!
Hm.
>be me
>just strollin' around FimFiction
>see Daring Do fic
>all of my Yes
>upvote before reading
>done reading
>this is not what i expected
>love it to death anyway
>fimfiction, y u no let me upvote more
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Not bad. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Twilightclopple.png
That redheart is a funny character. :3
Haha
I somehow knew you were going to do Daring Do next. Don't know how, but I knew.
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This is good writes
I laugh
So, next time Nurse Redheart will probably show him an episode of the show.
But an additional running gag in that show will be the successful guy whole stole the protagonist's girl will always show up with the girl in question at the hospital. Just because. And that guy will be played by Pokey.
But who would want to play Anonpony's role?
He'll probably go to an audition in a future story, just knowing it's about a new sitcom, only to find out it's Nurse Redheart's.
I'm not sure if Daring Do will write a book about this adventure.
Although, it was kind of nice of Nurse Redheart to give him that curtain.
Was Nurse Redheart just making a good guess at the end, because she knows Anonpony? I doubt the mares who bring him to hospital would actually admit why he was in the respective state.
Geez, after all that's happening to him, he must have a lot of balls to stay in Ponyville.......or maybe he's just an idiot
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I agree, he must have a lot of balls. I'm surprised he has any left by now. He probably takes them from Pinkie's secret staches.
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PSSHAWWW
Geez. Un-Named Pony and Redheart see each other so much, I'm surprised that these don't count as dates for them.
I see this ending so badly...YEAY!
and once again, Redheart moves up in my "Favorite poni" List
as always, excellent story, excited for moar!
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Anonpony will be played by Patrick Stewart in Redheart's hilarious TV sitcom.
As for how she knows why he ends up in hospital, I guess he just eventually caves in and tells her the full details of what happened on each hospital visit.
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He's stuck in Ponyville because he's banned from Canterlot, Las Pegasus and Hoofington and he's also not allowed to cross the Equestrian border to leave the country. It's a long story.
This was pretty good, but it lacked the rediculousness of previous stories. The reason I like these is because it goes from a perfect typical romance scenario into a ridiculous and embarrassing situation. In this one, he was in a god damn booby trapped tomb, I'm not surprised he took an arrow to the pole. It was alright, but next time do something a little more random and creative. Granted, you have pulled just about every trick in the book already, so don't worry about it. I've been laughing at these clop rip offs for months.
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Had to be done.
Another great fic Gorris!
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the cock.
Goris, where in the name of all that's holy did you get this idea? It reminds me (disturbingly) of how I bisected a sausage this morning while preparing lunch, but with an arrow instead of a knife and my 'lil soldier instead of a sausage.
Excuse me while I vomit up my lunch, dinner and tomorrow's breakfast. Yes, this is so wrong that it transcends time.
Despite that, I thoroughly enjoyed this story.
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I know it's not the most shocking of twist endings, but having the protagonist get shot right in the dick with an arrow was too hilarious to resist. Next story should be more random, though.
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Now every time you eat a tube shaped object, you can think back to this story.
Oh Redheart. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Redheart_hmph.png
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There's always Fillydelphia.
1469183 Always check the author.
If it's Goris, know it is never predictable unless you either pre-read or you studied him for a full week.
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This requires a lengthy backtracking into previous stories, Off I go
I would have bet money that i giant boulder would chase them.
Next one should be with Silverspeed
Sweet! Daring Doo! I like her.
"I wrote them myself. They're autobiographical."
Oh my god... that could so be true. So maybe, just maybe, Daring Doo exist.
"You're in a dark stone room"
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
"Treasure."
Nami: Did somebody say treasure!?
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It's not mentioned in previous stories - the details are TOO HORRIFIC TO CONTEMPLATE
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Although I can tell you that it involved a deep-fat fryer, a banana plantation and a kitten sanctuary. 
Fillydelphia has formally requested to Princess Celestia that the protagonist not be allowed anywhere near their city. It's another long story.
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Oh, the possibilities!
Goris, can you PM me what pony's next?
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My my. aren't you the tease?
That ending. WAS HILARIOUS!
if that ever happened to me
ima just be like "fuck dis"
and run into the trap-filled room
hoping to step on dem traps and die
What dafuq was that? I mean, it was hilarious, but pointless.
I swear Goris, your Anonpony must have a closet full of spare dicks just lying around.
great story, smiley face.
*reading, reading, reading,* oh, well everything is going fi- *reads the arrow to the dick part* WHAT THE FU- *booooom*
The arrow to the dick part...... I could imagine the pain. FUCKIN OWWWWWW!!!!!
Oh god if that was me I would instantly faint at the sight. 
I can't read this.
When I try, I see this
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Oh my god can u please give us a happy ending.
Nice try Mr. Man! Fool me twice, shame on you; fool me three or more times, shame on me.
You are way too good at what you do, you know that?
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Thanks, I think!
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You're welcome.
And I really do mean it, you're really good at writing the kind of stories you write. Lure the unsuspecting readers in with a cute little 2nd person story then BAM! Hard left turn into a brick wall. I can say it's an awesome feeling whenever I fall for it.
Keep it up.
im still in love with this fic, even though it ends badly i still wish this would happen to me just a couple seconds of sex is all i need
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wow.....I skiped the title of her book and saw the discription of it and my brain screamed....Temple of Doom
.....didn't think I'd see such an obvious refrenance.....Revise it and make up a diffrent name for that....because it's copywritten....also you said that they we're sacrificing people didn't know there were people in this world.....just wow.....(also don't judge me if I'm not grammaticaly correct....just.....don't use such ripoff next time k?)
EDIT: wow can't believe I wrote that I feel bad now. PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME!!!!
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It's an intentional reference, the character even points it out.
But I'm not mad at you.
1769890 I see.....
*hugs you*yay your not mad at me!!!!
Sucks to your assmar!
I came for the hilarious failclop, I stayed for the struggle against Nurse Redheart. :3