GorisTheDeathclaw
Joined 19th Jul, 2012 ·
Offline
Also LikedSimilarAuthor
- GorisTheDeathclaw · 1k words · 122 27 · 3.5k views
- GorisTheDeathclaw · 1.3k words · 122 29 · 3.6k views
- GorisTheDeathclaw · 1k words · 117 25 · 3.3k views
- GorisTheDeathclaw · 1.6k words · 99 34 · 3.6k views
- GorisTheDeathclaw · 2.1k words · 116 49 · 3.8k views
- GorisTheDeathclaw · 1.4k words · 115 40 · 4.2k views
- GorisTheDeathclaw · 1.3k words · 129 33 · 3.5k views
- GorisTheDeathclaw · 1.3k words · 97 19 · 4.1k views
Stats
Page generated in 0.143 seconds
Total duration
912 users online
1,398,516 hits today, 2,280,440 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
this is going to be halarious!
Horrifying and depressing as usual! (Liked your foreshadowing of the mugging.
)
Full marks.
Bummer....... that's all I can say.
"You talk with Spitfire for a long time – at first the conversation is Spitfire saying something vaguely Wonderbolts related and you countering with one long incredibly unbroken sentence about how much of a Wonderbolts fan you are, moving from topic to topic so she never had a chance to interrupt."
I see what you did there. And it was really quite hypnotic.
Gee.... I'd hate to be that poor bastard.
I don't want read it because of your bad endings....
Oh well, guess that I will anyway
Damn that is a really terrible ending O.O
THIS WILL ONLY GO WRONG
Let's read! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Queen_Chrysalis.png
AW FAWK YES! SPITFIRE!
"You hear footsteps behind you and turn around to see a group of muggers holding knives.
“We’ll be having that poster now…” "
Just... poor dude.
media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2c3q2brdJ1r47jk9.jpg
Oh dear sweet celestia why. Why...WHY OH GOD WHY?!
you get an insta-fav for having spitfire, not a lot of stories use her as the main or co-main character
That ending.
One day...Unnamed Pony.....one day you will succeed, and it won't end in violence/incest/robbery.
God help me. No, I mean it, god help me.
i.imgur.com/4EQut.jpg
1082165 I seriously doubt that will ever happen in life. The universe just can't handle that.
1082254 You're probably right. Though, now I want a story where he finally succeeds, and the universe implodes on itself.
1082266 Yes and then a new universe will be born from it.
I want to read so badly, but I fear the ending will be either ridiculously funny, or anti-climatic.
Ow, double combo this time.
All he needs now is an additional stab wound.
It just so much sucks to be him. Great story as always
HERPES!! This makes infectious viruses so funny.
Aw, it was a good start, but now I'm sad.
1082345 rediculasly funny was correct
LOL
I can top that one
I was bitten three times, punched in the face repeatedly, arrested, got my phone stolen, and received a tetanus shot which I had to pay for
“For your information, you goddamn idiot, I asked you to wear a condom not because I was scared of getting pregnant, but because I have herpes,” she growls.
AND THAT'S THE WAY TO KILL THE MOMENT
I never expected that, what a turn LOL
good job, but after this, i can't see Spitfire with the same eyes anymore
1082165
poor guy....
1082747
Wut....
Now I'm not going to read this. I'll like this, but that's about it.
His life is great.
His life went from awesomento tucked up in approximately 10 seconds.
oooooo, so close.
ponyfictionarchive.net/images/gallery/galleries/Macros%20-%20Dash/dash%20there%20goes%20my%20wingboner.jpg
Welp, now he can tell everybody he caught the creeping itch from Spitfire,I'd be proud lol.
1082747
Relevant.
1083732 If you were on this website for masturbatory purposes, you kinda deserve it.
1082495 At least the mugger wasn't the main character, else he'd probably be a splatter on the ground. Not sure if living with an STD is better than that.
1082166 Since we're in a Biblical weirdness competition because of that picture, I'll put one up too.
Well, it's 3:35 in the morning. LET'S READ ONE OF GORIS'S STORIES!
LOL! Dude, youre da best!
1082747 Agree, now i imagine her with herpes... shit.
1081948
But my list is up to about 3,000 ponies now. 
Nightmare Moon is now on my list.
1081981
I was hoping someone would get the reference.
1085117
Do Luna first.
1082962
sorry for that
Aw, fuck. Lol. Oh well, stupid is as stupid does
1085117
3000 ponies?!? your exaggerating... right?
Please be Luna or Fleur next.
Please?
DUDE FUKIN SPITFIRE AND THE CONDOM BREAKS DUDE GIVE IT THE FUK UP IF U TELL HER YOULL BE ABLE TO MABY FUK HER AGAIN
1081995 I still can't get over how cute that pic of Pinkie in a twinkie is.
my reaction to every single piece of your fics:
not trolin' just saying i wish the hero guy succeeded in your fics
it just seems like it would be beautiful
Oh the ending was so great. There are so many good quotes here too!
I can recall so many times I've done this to my friend.
Great story, although you should have added something to the extent of "the only thing I'll have to remember her by are the herpes I got"
"You look down miserably at your signed Wonderbolts poster. You guess it’s the only thing you’ll ever have to remember Spitfire by."
Well at least you still have Herpes!
So now the hero has herpes, yet still makes moves on Luna, and a ton of other ponies. Karma, bitch.
Will it turn into something more? Hell no! not as long as Goris writes
Herpes you say the only cure is for it to be rougher
t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkfgZRH-8tEaXgk2aJsOHuZdLEZszf_XjeZz43PdtGdDb-FiG0Fg&t=1