• Member Since 19th Jul, 2012
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GorisTheDeathclaw


Yep.

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(2nd person story)

You're sat at home in a violent thunderstorm one night when you notice Scootaloo in your garden. Why is she there? ...Doesn't she have a home to go to? And will she find a new home under your care?

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 56 )

I... I don't even...

Scootaloo?!

Really Goris?!:rainbowhuh:

What?! No sex fic?! :flutterrage: Ehh Ill still read it!

EDIT: Oh my, I should have read th story before I posted.

Not bad... one problem that should have thrown you off straightaway however...

how did Scootaloo run away from Cloudsdale when she said she couldn't fly?

0_0

997847
She fell with style out of cloudsdale :rainbowwild:

Uhmmm... this is weirder than any other fic you have done. :unsuresweetie:

:unsuresweetie: What is this- I don't even-

:derpyderp2::pinkiecrazy::rainbowhuh::unsuresweetie: That was an awkward change of events. Needs moar chapters!

997872>>997873 She probably pulled a Fluttershy and just straight up fell. What did she land on, though, a pile of scooters? Ouch.

Do they have balloons in Cloudsdale? Seeing as how everypony there can fly, I feel as though it would be a waste of resources.

997847
She was a decoy so the story was probably fake.

Damn you Chris Hansen I was just trying to give Scootaloo a nice home!!!!!:flutterrage:

997950 Yes, the story was fake. That's why I said that was the one thing that should have thrown you off from the start.

You should have known who was behind everything at that point, I mean, duh :pinkiecrazy:

That was the best troll ending I've ever seen in my life!

998048 I assume they don't, because they can't walk on clouds...

997966
What threw me off was when Scootalo went into the dude's house so easily. A complete stranger? Kids these days.

......I cant possibly make a good comment with all my laughing bro.....aaahhhhh, goodness mate....heheh...
oh man:rainbowlaugh:

Wow....the main character's life SUCKS.

997872HAHAHA!!! good one!:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

Ah, it was a dream. Clearly.

997812
DON'T WORRY IT CONTAINS NO ADULT CONTENT :pinkiegasp:

997847
What MeatX said. She did like 50 backflips on her way down.

998129 Right. Doesn't matter.

I CAN'T GO BACK TO PRISON! MY BUTTHOLE CAN'T TAKE THAT ABUSE!

998139 But everybody is supposed to be so friendly there! No one would hurt Scootaloo!

And technically, she went into your house so easily. How dare you do such a thing! :rainbowkiss:

998378 Scootaloo's a super pro.

998446
The Wonderbolts formed after they saw Scootaloo falling from Cloudsdale.
They were all,
"IF ONLY WE COULD BE THAT COOL"

998378
I KNOW BUT STILL :raritydespair:

998547
OKAY IT WAS AN ADULT WEARING A SCOOTALOO COSTUME :scootangel:
IT WAS LIKE POKEY OR BON-BON OR ONE OF THOSE OTHER ADULT BACKGROUND PONIES

998446
I blame the economy :ajsmug:

I didn't pay heed to the "comedy" tag.

I really should have expected this.

999127 That's only fair.

wait... wat?

998446 I hate scootaloo, I would hurt her.

Congratulations, for you have caused a table Holocaust led by me. That's how unapproved this is. You really know how to troll people, Goris.

He shouldn't have tried to escape, his punishment might have been a bit less harsh.

Damn it Chris Hassen!! I am NOT a molestor.

Fuck, now I got some rapist on me.

What just what?? Why did I just read that?:scootangel:

this story does NOT get my seal of approval... but instead i unhappily bequeath upon you five staches for an epic troll ending.

:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Ohmygaaaaawd...

The one time the blood actually pumps into his heart and not his cock, he gets arrested. And then introduced to the wonders of vaseline. Hopefully :fluttershbad::fluttershyouch:

1 story was funny, but then all you do is this, it really sucks ass bro.

1094037
Sorry. I'll go out into the wilds alone to seek redemption for writing sucky stories.

*Doctor Who* "WHAT?!! what? WHAT!! what WHAT?!

scootaloo....? oh welll

thank God he didnt rape her i would've stopped but it was still hilarious!!! :rainbowlaugh:

I can honestly say that I now need brain bleach

btw guys for those who dont get it chris hansen had/has a show called "to catch a predator" where they would bait pedos and then arrest them

Now i feel bad for him not even going to do anything and he gets sent to jail for being nice. Oh well sucks to be him:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

997935
I prefer them short actually, I think it works better. Especially, given the wildly change of events these stories shoot into.

I honestly busted out laughing when I saw that picture of Chris Hansen XD

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