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GorisTheDeathclaw


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Edit: This comment referred to content from the SECRET BEHIND THE SCENES UNRELEASED BETA VERSION OF THIS STORY WHICH I REMOVED MAKING THIS COMMENT SEEM INCOHERENT AND INSANE

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Heh I'm surprised you're still doing this after your family found your shit :rainbowlaugh:

Not that I'm complaining, mind you!

Alright Goris, commence read.

So things are getting better with Redheart! Awesome.

This is my fetish.

Also, inb4 feature.

“Flitter, didn’t you bandage me up after I broke my arm that one time?”

Uhh, arms... Since when do ponies have arms? I thought they had all legs.

I love it when there are more likes/dislikes than actual views.

Just from going on the picture alone I can instantly tell what this si about.

Ha! So this guy is a pegasus huh? But wait...HE'S 19?!? How must be going through these adventures of 'Pain and Pleasure' in a weekly basis.

Well, that escalated quickly

When I saw the picture I was expecting something completely different...
Ah, what the heck! It was funny nonetheless! :rainbowlaugh:

SWEET, SWEET, SWEET VICTORY

I take it you're feeling a bit better now Goris?
Also....lulz.

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I'm not trying to be 'that one guy' but...this story has the same title as my story.........uh......just wondering if you could slightly alter it in some way? if not you know, whatever, I just.....its just weird.....You know its fine if you don't want to change it, its just....I don't uh.....

(How to say this without being an ass....)

I don't want my story to be for whatever reason referred to as being a clopfic.............

I know it makes me look really REALLY like...just an ass...but....you know...I just, I'm just going to shut up now.

The damage is so severe that initially, we weren't quite sure whether the patient was male or female but we're fairly confident, after hours of examination, that this is a female.

Soo... Did they remove the expendable ragged tissue in the pelvis area? :rainbowderp: Is it the end for the hero?

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IT'S OKAY NOW
Well, it's not okay, but I've reached a kind of mental zen state and just accepted the fact that I'll never live it down, ever.

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Redheart and UnnamedInjury-PronePony - could this be the GREATEST ROMANCE EVER TOLD

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He surreally grew human arms for that one scene because this takes place in a Ren And Stimpy style world where anything can happen, I guess. :scootangel:

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His 19th year of life has been a pretty eventful one.

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AND IT'S OURS FOR THE TAKING

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Well, I just checked your profile, and it looks like yours is called "Sisterly Bonds" whereas mine's "Sisterly Bonding".

I can change it if you really want me to, but honestly I don't think there's anything to worry about - the names are different, the cover images are different, the characters are different... and nobody ever reads my stories anyway :coolphoto:

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IF HE CAN SURVIVE AN ARROW UP THE DICK THEN THIS IS CHILD'S PLAY

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AND IT'S OURS FOR THE FIGHT!

(Ik that wasn't a reply to me, but I don't give a banana split!)

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Well, at least, knowing of his bad luck, she'd come prepared!

Though that probably wouldn't help.

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After the arrow incident, at least his junk looked like it should.

But if the paramedics had trouble recognising gender, I assumed that it was a more dire/extreme case :twilightblush:

Before: Yay, new Goris story!

After: ...yay

Me: I can haz sex?

Goris:
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On the bright side, at least Goris can write fics about the blokes in Equestria now.

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I feel really stupid now, I remembered after I made that post that I had changed it, originally it was the same as this, but I changed it.....and because its been on hiatus for two weeks I forgot, lol looks terrible for me.....sorry, I meant no disrespect or anything, Please ignore my last comment, lol.......

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Gross? Or perhaps...
Nah, you're right. It's gross.

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ALLOW ME TO CRUSH YOUR ENTHUSIASM :pinkiecrazy:

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It's cool, don't worry about it. :raritywink:

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AND IT'S SWEET, SWEET, SWEET VICTORYYYY, YEAAAAH

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Does this mean they, uh... rebuilt him as a girl?

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Yeah. Unless Redheart stopped them.

...She didn't stop them. :trollestia:

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Opening it up to male background ponies, are we? :rainbowlaugh:

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I would hate to see his other 19years. Yet I hate to imagine what he suffered trough his colt-hood as a granny(?) grabbed him to have her way with him, as you told us in the Halloween special.
/shutters

So you got the story back from the terrorist faction, eh? That's good news. Definitely one of your best stories. Why does this always happen to him/me?

So the Gilda wounds are melted now?

1701473 Hell, I'll never live down the fact that people think I'm both insane and have memory issues. All because I had about 3hrs of sleep one night. Its no where near this level. But...yeah, you're fucked? And if you don't mind me asking, what was their reaction?

lmfao..yes.
:coolphoto::coolphoto:

lmfao..yes.
:coolphoto::coolphoto:

1703362 This is you in my opinion:static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Capt_676198_2943782.jpg
This fits you PERFECTLY!!!:rainbowlaugh:

Umm... Well, then... :rainbowderp:
Just when you think you've seen it all and hit rock bottom... :pinkiesick:
Somehow, no matter how much I am ready, you always manage to shock me more and more every time, Goris.

Never stop, Goris, never stop.

ya know, i almost got a boner from that.

almost

This is the first story you've written that actually grossed me, and made me cringe. With that said, great job!:rainbowlaugh:

then there was that time with the cat…

NO.:ajbemused:

dude. not fuckin cool. he literally had his virginity amputated

HAHAHAHA YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

1700969 Actually horses do have a section of their legs called arms...

OK
Can't fly: check...
Goes to hang with twin sisters: check.
Hates alcohol: what???
Sisters drunk and wanna fuck: check!!!
Gets dick nearly bit off: check...?(!)
Covered in drunken vomit: check...
Falls from cloud house: check...(!)
Wakes up in hospital: check?
Hears most horrible joke on self ever: check...
Reads comments and finds joke is really what happened: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????!!!!!

Get's pissed off from everything but can't help but laugh at it: triple check!!!
I seriously LMFAO starting at the point of vomit dick burns!!
What a laugh fest!!!

fucking ass. you killed my boner. I will never be able to have an erection again. I hope you're happy. you have destroyed my marriage.

BUCK IT!!! I am not reading any more of your shit like this!!! Why do you right this shit??

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