• Member Since 19th Jul, 2012
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GorisTheDeathclaw


Yep.

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I dunno what to say.
so i'll just say first.

Oh god, here we go!

Another day, another pummeling. And someday, Redheart, Part 2!

into it’s dark depths.

its

YOU BE GETTING BACK IN TRACK FOR SILLYNESS GORIS!!
I LOVE YOU!:rainbowkiss:

Cockblocking: now with musical accompaniment!!!:derpytongue2:

MnM

Good Ol' Goris! :twilightsmile:

Equestria's finest cultural music :rainbowlaugh:

MFW I read the ending: :rainbowlaugh:
1511337 I was JUST about to put that in my comment! You beat me to the punch!

1511992
Little Strongheart is my fav charater but since she isn't a pony she couldn't be my fav pony. She's 20% cooler than Rainbow Dash will ever be. Also I didn't read the story yet, I just remember that you have twisted endings :3

I just thought of something you didn't do yet; diamond dog? Hm? :ajsmug:

1512016
Agreed, I love Little Strongheart. :raritystarry:

1512160
As in a ~NEWLY-CREATED~ female diamond dog? Or just all the male diamond dogs going gay for the super-sexy protagonist? :moustache:

1512230 Whichever. But to be honest, the second one sounds way funnier :rainbowlaugh:

Oh sweet Celestia at the first link :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

1511196
AGREED.
Clop is one thing..... but to Buffalo? DEAR LORD what have we sinned?
THERE YOU GO! I posted religious nonsense for you, now go clop till oyu are blue in the face!

1511992>>1511926 YES!!!!!!!:pinkiehappy:

She walks into the tent and starts saying something, but then suddenly her eyes go wide. You follow her gaze and realize with horror that she's staring at your clop-tissue.

So his genitals is called ''tissue' in the chapter, what can go wrong?

You hear Redheart speak up. "So, anyway, I just had to ask you something... jamming the tissue into your snout? Seriously?" She smirks at you.

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Why is your twisted humor so bucking funny?:rainbowlaugh: definitely one of your best works!

Damn it...

I wanted to read some sexy-time with Little Strongheart...

Fucking spongebob

I expected something completely different...

...And then I looked at the author. :ajsmug:

GOD I CAN FEEL THE TENSION GROWING!
Seriously, Goris, those two need consensual sex soon, or I'm going to be so upset. Please.
PLEASE.
But still, fantastic story! Not what I expected; his penis wasn't destroyed, but his own jizz shoved up his nose is good enough!
<3

1518217
THE TENSION MUST GROW STRONGER FIRST

1518295
IT'S TOO STRONG, SIR! THE SHIP CAN'T HANDLE MUCH MORE OF IT!

1514266
I take it you don't like Spongebob, lol!
Now I wanna watch 'Over a Barrel' again. Oh, yeah! You Tube! :facehoof:

1519012nope Im fine with spongebob but any plan that involvoes spongebob bujt a plan that involves him fails

1519143
Oh, okay. It was a bit hard to read your reply, but I think I got the gist of it. :pinkiehappy:

Goris, you really are twisted.
Oh god... What if Discord got to you (Wait, no we're not going there, in both ways).

Wooo! Shamans, FOR THE WIN

1519435
We must go there. It has been decided.

1520501
Dammit, you just made me think of a R63 Discord.
Turns our protagonist's genitalia into stone.:twilightoops:

1512230 Ugh. Poor hero. Nice as always Goris.

1518295

Agreed.

But Nurse Redheart was surprisingly nice to him this time. The only "bad" thing she did this time was the smirk. The question wasn't really much worse than what she asked him in the Fluttershy story. :trollestia:

The question isn't so much why he's in hospital, but how he got there.

I suppose the river would have somehow cleaned him, so how does Nurse Redheart know about the protagonist jamming his snout in the tissue? Only Little Strongheart saw him doing it and Anonpony lied to her. Did she make the connection and went all the way to Ponyville just to tell Nurse Redheart?

Or...

Does Nurse Redheart have fourth wall breaking powers? And uses them to read your stories? :trollestia:

Looking forward to the next story.

All I have to say is...YOLO!:moustache:

GORIS! MAKE MORE! NOW!

1566423 Oh yeah, great story by the way.

1566423 WHERE IS THE NEW STORY??? HUH?! HUH?!

1686023
IT GOT STOLEN BY A TERRORIST FACTION AND I'M CURRENTLY GEARING UP WITH ALL KINDS OF WEAPONS TO GO ON A SOLO MISSION TO RETRIEVE IT

1686129 WHAT? Well. Good luck Goris.

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Well, that was fun. :) Been a while since I read any of these. The Youtube links added something for once. XD

Well......I dunno what to say

Hahahaha! I loved this so much!

Funfact: Even though this story is almost 8 months old, it is still the most recent clop containing Little Strongheart. (At this moment, only 3 exist)

hahhahahahahahahahahaha stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupiddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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