Like many Bronies, if offered a chance to go to Equestria, I would gladly accept. I did so without thinking, and it cost me. Not as much as it could have, I could have been a griffin, or dragon. Or Hell... a diamond dog. But luckily I was not. I was sent to Equestria as a minotaur. And a damn fine lookin' one too, if I may say so myself. This is the story of my adventures and exploits. May you enjoy the ride, cause it's as hairy as your mom's ass, and then some. Buckle up, nut up, and shut up, cause here. We. Go.
Chapters (2)
Definitely in the running for worst first day. That is for sure. I really want to see where you get going with this one. Welcome to the game.
Looks good. No obvious grammatical or spelling errors and quick plot development. Good start to your story.
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Even when dead Bruce is still better than you.
Btw.....
Lets see how this goes...
I'm looking forward to following this one for sure. Chuck Norris writing about Appleloosa as a Minotaur with the budding seeds of a disenfranchised justice-dealer...
Ah, shitty start. Welcome to the game. Welcome indeed.
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Bruce Lee was the only one to best me. I admit this freely. Also, thanks for reading!
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Oh, it will be.
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Exactly. This is a story of some of my exploits as an Appleloosan Ranger, with some events added or detracted, due to the limitations of my character not being as purely amazing as I am.
>> Everyone else
You have pleased my cohort Pinkie Pie.
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Now you have won my respect good sir.
Most would have feel for my devious scheme.
As for my opinion, it still stands.....
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Ahh, yes. The Game.
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Your opinion is your opinion. While I do not think him my better, I recognize his skill. And I think that there will be some relation to this in future chapters.
717070 After all, you eat rocks and shit lightning bolts, good sir.
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I eat diamonds and shit Sonic Rainbooms, actually. But close enough, I suppose.
717129 Not to mention telepathically digesting wild boars and being able to light ants on fire with a magnifying glass... AT NIGHT!
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Yes. As well as my smile bringing puppies back to life, and oxygen requiring me to live. I'm rather important.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER PICK AN APPLE FROM A TREE IN...
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AAAAAAPPLEOOSA!
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Bronze learned this the herd way...
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Wow, talk about Pun-ishment...
I wonder what'd happen if Bronze and Knightmare met?
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It's quite possible. He'll be in Ponyville around the time of the GGG. Most likely after, as I'm not ready for a crossover of that magnitude. The sheer amount of badassery concentrated there would be a bit much for Bronze to handle. (Excuses. XD) A simple one-entity crossover is probably within my grasp though.
Edit: Assumed that Knightmare would be there (At the GGG), considering his affiliation with the Princess and all.
Well DUH! Me, Blackwing, and a few others ARE working on an epic crossover at the GGG.
But yeah, Knightmare's next stop will likely be ponyville.
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Well then, I'd better get to writing. Judging by BlackWing's speed...
727084 I've been waiting for his responses to continue his stuff in my own story.
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Well yeah, but what with the speed at which he pumps out chapters, I better get on the ball. D:
727171 I just hope I can get some responses so I write Griffin accurately.
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Yeah. Sorry, I got distracted by reading Knightmare's story. XD
If you dont read this chuck norris will find you and smash your head against your keyboard... ha just kidding. i havent even read idlmvnerkmerwvnregfmwrenf wefnmv wfhjverfjhrnhuwjevgnrygou43g24uyfgiljkdnkmdskaefnwaekf
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Chuck Norris does not find your antics amusing.
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And neither does Pinkie Pie.
But you get one pardon. You have not used it wisely.
I must say, I approve of what I've seen of the story so far.
It seems lulz.
Although....could you find a different image header for the fic?
I'd offer to draw one myself, but I'm as artistically inclined as a raccoon.
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Honestly, I like it. Since I drew it specifically for this story, yeah. I also had no clue what I could use as one, which is why I went through the trouble of drawing it in the first place. After all, I say much the same about my own drawing skills. They make Pinkie...
Well, you get the idea. But, I suppose I could actually go look for something. XD
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I have found that deviantart has an excess of drawn things nobody sane could think about.
Just by browsing it, I have found myself in possession of a folder full of griffins, ranging from pigeoncat to hyenavulture to even odder things.
Which ain't to say the current pic is bad, just that it could use a background or stuff
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I was actually planning on adding that, eventually. XD But eh. My story, my everything.
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ohmygod I have precognitive powers.
I must be a wizard.
This is so cool.
And yeah, it is, and I solemly vow to never intrude on it
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Are you a paper bag wizard?
Haha, don't worry. I'll either make this one better or find a new one, but I had to use a Trollestia somewhere.
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SHHHHHHH!!!!!
I am going incognito!
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Okay okay! Just... don't become a paper sad wizard. Those are sad.
Pah! The amazing and astonishing paper bag wizard can never be sad, just irritated or aggravated!
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Oh, really?
Huh. I honestly didn't remember that part.
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Three was unnecessary.
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that was not a thing that should have happened.
Wow...I would've taken the fighting route. At least the I'd have a chance, if not a large one.
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Ah... All is forgiven. XD
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Okay... Yeah, it's exactly as I expected. What a
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THE LOADING JOKE IS EVERYWHERE!!!
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I had to pay homage to the creators of this universe. Before I take over.
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I figured the whip was a better way to make resentment grow.
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Ah, another one of those...replying to mine in kind, I see.
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True. I hadn't thought of that.
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I can't help but feel that he could take on all of the ponies in Appleloosa he is a fucking Minotaur
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Yes, but he is largely clumsy in his new body. That and the fact that he has no doubt there would be unfair rule applied, such as he would remain shackled. There will be badassery later, though. Don't worry. Lots of rage-fueled badassery.
Tell me you did NOT just do that title.
*looks again* ok to clarify *Sees title* Trials and Tribulations.
OH REALLY.
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Bronze is going to burn Appleoosa to the ground?
