Editor for hire! · 2:48am Jun 5th, 2013
I need a way to get the word out that I'm willing to be anybody's slave (EDITING ONLY!) since I'm gonna have a lot more time on my hands now that Summer's here! I cost NOTHING! (Not even a moustache~) I will faithfully edit any story, no matter how absolutely shitty it is! Please, spread the word about me! Tell people that are willing to take me to just send me a Private Message, Copy their story, Paste it in a Google Doc, and wait for results!
Thank you for the watch!


424575 I'm afraid that ammunition for this gun hasn't existed in decades.
424523 "Then at least kill me! I dun wanna take care of that demon!"
424292 It's a pleasure to meet you, Scoots. Echo, I'm afraid that I must respectfully decline your request, for you see, the gun has been surgically grafted onto my forearm.
424111 Scootaloo walks across the screen, stopping and doing a double take as she reads the comment. "Does he always make this references, Wolfy?"
"Ugh... How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that! Either way, meet Scoots. She's under my care now. Give me the gun now, please!"