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GorisTheDeathclaw


Yep.

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OH BOY! IT'S A GORIS FIC!

I was just wondering "I wonder when GorisTheDeathclaw is going publish another story?" then BAM! This happens.

On noes....

Here we go again.

Is there even a story with several chapters that don't have them in sexed positions?
I mean, I don't mind personally. I rather like them actually.
But I would like to see some character development for these two.

oh, man, there we go

Fuck. Yes. I've been waiting for you to do Aloe/Lotus.

OH MY GOD YES
ALOE AND LOTUS AND GORIS!
:coolphoto:

Okay, Redheart is being a straight up bitch now

Sweet pony jesus, how is he still alive?

1393412
His dick is naught but scar tissue.

Haven't been on the site for a good amount of time, nor read. First time I check for stories to read, this is on the front page. I love you.

Insta-faved, and liked. Will post reaction in another comment later.

:facehoof: why did I do that?

This can't end well for our protagonist...

1393353 theres that pokey story

I expected that the protagonist would screw up twice as much with two mares.

Sweet Celestia, that was scary. That was one of the most terrifying things that’s ever happened to you.

I'd say, he had worse.

I know I keep repeating myself, but the protagonist should really consider making peace with Nurse Redheart, if only for practical reasons. :pinkiecrazy:

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make peace. Don't even try to make love 'cus you'll just get killed eventually.

1393412
I dunno. Maybe he's got a guardian angel. Or maybe the Grim Reaper just refuses to let him die because it's more entertaining to let him stay alive. :ajsmug:

1393657
To be fair, he actually DID try to rape Nurse Redheart (in this story) Her hate for him is kind of overboard, but justified. :pinkiecrazy:

1394541
I do want him to get on better terms with Nurse Redheart, but having her make everything worse for the protagonist at the end of every story is too much fun. :trollestia:

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*imagine the chainsaw to be the fist*
Pony in story: "OH SHI- *punched*"

1395124 Nice as always, Goris. Totally didn't see that coming. Although I guess we share the exact same pleasure from maniacal manslaughter and utter brutalness, because while reading, I almost pissed (reference intended) myself laughing. :pinkiecrazy:

Oh, and I would like to be more helpful with your stories, if you don't mind. If it's a yes, PM me on who it is, and I'll give you ideas. :pinkiehappy:

lol goris you need to get redheart and anon to be at ease poor anon never gets to rest but karma must be a bitch to him
:rainbowlaugh::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

I dunno, Goris, for some reason everytime he gets put in the hospital, I feel the urge to see him and Nurse Redheart to get into an actual relationship. Like, it would start out with her hating him and ruining his life further, (like she is now), but slowly she'd start to pity him a bit more and be a bit nicer with each visit. It wouldn't even have to be described in great detail, just make it about the length of the little hospital blurb at the end of this story.



Or you could keep having him be cock-blocked in the most hilarious of ways. That's cool too.:pinkiehappy:

1395124
That just gives me an image of the protagonist biting the dust after getting in too deep, and meeting up with Grim. Only for Grim to mention that he's going to allow him to go back to his usual living state, because watching him screw up is too much fun. Of course Grim, gives him amnesia. So the protagonist doesn't ever remember the encounter.

1396313
It'll probably be a while before I do another story (though hopefully not as long as the wait between this story and my last one) but when I am gonna do one I'll PM you. :raritywink:

1398290
You mean like, the Redheart encounters at the end of each of these stories get gradually less and less insanely violent/cruel until eventually they just start smooching? :moustache:

That's actually something I'd like to do, although so far it seems more like the encounters are getting even more cruel and painful each time rather than less cruel/painful. :rainbowlaugh:

1400011

Yes! Exactly. And don't worry about the whole "increasingly cruel and painful" thing. Love hurts, right? :pinkiecrazy:

Aloe and Lotus need a fucking character tag, its really pissing me off...
Have a like, by the way.

AND I EXPECTED A CLOPFIC >:V:raritydespair:

um.....ew factor plus wtf factor........:rainbowhuh:

Why am I still reading your stories if I know stuff like this going to happen?

1560864
Because it's like watching a train-wreck in slow motion - you know what's going to happen, you know it's gonna be horrible, but you CAN NEVER LOOK AWAY :pinkiegasp:

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Oh man, it's been too long since I read one of these. The neverending feud with Redheart never gets old. :D

Are you the guy who did the Aloe and Lotus fanfic that ended well? Or are you the Cloudkicker and Flitter guy?

By the way, that's it, you're screwed, see ya later.

Also, the cover art is quite adorable. If you think adorable means hot in a way.................................................................................................................................................USE ALL THE DOTS!...................................................................

Are u still alive?

Comment posted by supermark deleted Nov 5th, 2013

Damn you nightshade !

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