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Hand-Made


Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

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Jalak #1 · Jun 5th, 2014 · · ·

That was painful to read. Good job.

Oh lawdy, I can't wait!

Edit: that was painful... I LOVE IT!

I’m confused about to respond to this. Don’t get me wrong I really liked it, but if I say it’s a good fic am I not missing the point? And if I were to offer advice on how to make it batter, wouldn’t that make it worse?

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The question, Did the author capture the essence of a horny Rainbow Dash trying to write Clop? My answer yes, yes he did.
And then next week he's dating Rarity. Rainbow is crushed so she writes sequel where Nightmare Rarity steals her human during the wedding and Dash has to save him.

I lost it at "plutonium". The actual 'fic' itself was perfectly done too. Excellent job as always!

So she's insecure about her appearance compared to Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Fluttershy, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo?

It makes me wonder if this human could be any of the other ones from your stories, or at least this one ties into one at some point.

I just spotted this was written by Hand-Made, and then spotted that 'Bits, Love, and Propositions' was too. Branching out from Human(x)Sweetie clop I see...
(This is a good thing. I happened to quite like that Scootalove piece, and more for its plot than for its clop)

LOL Love it.:rainbowlaugh:
Great story, great idea for story, faved and followed :rainbowkiss:

*Reader Noises*
Good job that was highly amusing.

*Horse noises!!!*

I cracked up so much when I read that! :rainbowlaugh:
And it just kept getting better.

When the description said fourth grade writing, I thought I knew what that meant... Boy, was I way off the mark. Did writing that fic within a fic kill your inner editor or your sides first? Or was it mutual ritual suicide at that point?

I can't tell you how happy I get when I see that you post another story. You make this site worth coming back to!

Okay...
My brain was begging for mercy at the end of this.

*Horse words!!!*

I read worse. But hot dame that was funny as hell.

Shame that its always at a fourth-grade level.

This is why I don't write
;_;

Isn't it odd how funny this was? Ordinarily, I'd have been very upset by writing like that. Somehow, knowing that it was intentional made it not horrifying.

I lost my shit at "Plutonium" XD
But still the funniest part of this fic is that : This is EXACTLY the kind of fic Rainbow would write.
Beautiful simply beautiful

best self insert ever 100/10 will fap to again :yay: :twilightsheepish: :raritywink: :rainbowkiss: :scootangel: :ajsmug: :derpytongue2: : :pinkiesmile: :rainbowdetermined2: :applejackunsure: :moustache: :eeyup:

"Loud horse noises!!!"

...................................thats the REAL secret, because humans totally can!!!!!!

Oh no, Rainbow Dash knows all our human secret! :pinkiegasp:

lol freaking hilarious

DAN OUTTA DAN

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The part leading up was cute, and the actual fanfiction parody was hilariously bad.

I'm tempted to favorite this. I didn't even read it yet. :pinkiegasp:

... ... ...

HORSE NOISES!!

That is all.:rainbowlaugh:

Good story funny too.

I'm sorry; it's just so bad, I can't bring myself to read it no matter how much I assure myself it's supposed to be bad...
Great job!

Yep, that was pretty amusing.
Also, Dash was adorable. I hope things eventually work out for those two.

*horse noises*

angelloo approves:scootangel:

It is hilariously in-character for Dash to masturbate to her own sex story, starring herself.

Me: BONER!!!
Boner: WHAAAAAAAAT?!
Me: Y u do dis? Have some basic moral decorum! Did you SEE that grammar?!
Boner: Horse noises bro, i like dem.
Me: I know, but cmon man, srsly...

How dare you spoil the exciting conclusion to the best seller of all time, R41NB0W DA2H nd SEXY HUM4N: FIRST CUMMINGS
I was planning on getting to vomit from it of my own accord!

Oh well. I'll rain it out tomorrow.'

Oh god why ;_;

BBB

I shall bill you my medical expenses for the surgical re-attachment of my sides when they were blasted off by the intense laughing this story had caused. Also expect the medical bill to include the money needed for rocket fuel to retrieve said sides from the moon.

Also in other news the moon is not made of cheese, just rocks. So no idea what Luna ate while she was up there....

But still. Funny! :rainbowlaugh: -horse noises!-

I do not know how to respond to this.

Can't farm on vapor

Enclave disagrees.

Aww, come on, her clip fic can't be that bad.

*actually reads it*

... .... ..... FIVE STARS. TENOUTTATEN. AUTOMATIC FEATURE!

"9/10 -It's alright"~Ign

"I HAVE TO FUCK FAST AND HIPS TOO SLOW"

This is like Full Life Consequences, The Spiderses and AN MASTERCLASS THIS, mashed together into a single sentence.

dear god that was so atrocious it was amazing.I laughed so hard for 20 minutes. I'm quite certain my neighbors must think I'm insane.:pinkiecrazy:

"SUPER LOUD HORSE NOISES"
because "neigh" is too mainstream :rainbowwild:

aCB

This is the first HiE I've read. Well, at least the first that I didn't angrily click the downvote button so passionately in the hopes that the thumb would find its way up the author's... You know? I'm getting sidetracked. This fic wasn't as bad as the others.

That's not to say it's good. That second person to third person transition was horrible. It made your ninth grade English teacher cry. If you're going to do second person (and you shouldn't), make sure it's in the second person character's point of view at all times. If your story is such that you need to transition to something Dash is thinking/doing alone, just stay third person.

On the plus side, the horse noises joke was pretty good. I just kind of wished you only used it twice, because four times kind of killed it.

4514008 actually to successfully establish a running gag the gag must be used at least three times. Professionally he/she did this correctly. Whether or not you actually enjoy the gag is your own personal aesthetic.

aCB

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Gags are fine, but they should appear sparsely enough that they don't wear out their welcome. That's not possible in a fic this size.

4515545 "Hmm, I see your point. Not That I fully agree with it but t'is no great matter of importance. Let us spare this argument and acknowledge each other as the educated gentleman we are."
... said nobody on the internet
Lol but seriously I do see your viewpoint. I guess this is just one of those writer choices people have ticks with. Like using three pages to describe a tree... just what even.

"Loud horse noises!!!"

is when I lost it. Great job.

*horse noises*? I must combat them! Have at you!
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I enjoyed this fic, though. I actually found it pretty adorable.
It's a sad world when you're a grown-ass man, blushing and giggling like a little girl at your computer. Well done.
I'll be thumbing up and favoriting.

:pinkiehappy:
:trollestia:
Lol. Just...lol :facehoof:

:rainbowlaugh:
Wow. That fic is so horrible it falls off the scale and rolls over all the way back to amazing. Couldn't decide whether to laugh or cringe, so I did both! At the same time.

Keep your day job, Dashie.

Good GOD! I think my mind is trying to commit seppoku. I know you said her writing was bad but damn....:pinkiesick: I actually had to skip a lot of her "novel."

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