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Mockingbirb


A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

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Twilight Sparkle demands an explanation. She spends most of the story getting it.

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Given that Apple Bloom lives on a farm, she would learned early on all the dealings of reproduction.

Someone give Spike a sandpaper please. For the sake of safe sex with wood wolf!

Eeyup.
Classic CMC right there...
:applecry::scootangel::unsuresweetie:

I'm just feeling sorry for Spike--he's going to have a heck of time trying to live this down once it's all over. :rainbowlaugh:

I really, really don't want to know where Spike got those splinters.

This was brilliant, great work. Though poor Spike

Ah, young love. I can hardly wait to see what the pups looks like.

You think this was bad? Wait til the the Timberwyrms leave the nest...

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im imaging Chinese style dragons made of wood with timber wolf head flying about spewing fire at everything

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That actually sounds more adorable than it has any right to be. :rainbowlaugh: And on the upside, it'd at least be a new crossbreed species for Twilight to study.

Oh no.

Spike's gonna need some ice for that one.

...and therapy.

I wonder how the CMCs knew their target timberwolves were of opposite genders. Though that raises an interesting question: Would the love poison override the sexual orientation of one who ingests it of the other lifeform is of the wrong gender?

Sounds like another fun way to violate scientific ethics.

I was intrigued by the title that was too long for the Featured Box to read!

I was thinking it would be one of the CMC, but no. So that's how they're involved...

Balloons... Riiiight...

My bets on who the anon researchers are should be pretty obvious. :unsuresweetie::applecry::scootangel:

Also, congrats on the Featured Box!

"A team of researchers sent me a proposal for burning up all of the timberwolves in the Everfree Forest. We will finally be safe!"

That doesn't sound safe. Or legal. Or humane.

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It does however sound immensely entertaining

Prince Blueblood, Twilight had learned though her own experiments at the last Galloping Gala, could sometimes be trained by whacking him on the nose repeatedly with a rolled up newspaper.

Best line of the entire story

:raritystarry: My poor Spikey Wikey , Splinters, What will we do about foals?
:yay: You can always have a tree!
:facehoof: It doesn't work that way
:flutterrage: YES THEY CAN HAVE CUTE LITTLE SHRUBS
:twilightoops:
:moustache::raritywink:
:scootangel: yea :unsuresweetie: the blind folds off :applecry: I didn't really need to see that!
:twilightsmile: biology! Science! YUCKY

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I hope they fail. Hilariously fail, but fail nontheless.

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Or miraculously succeed only for someone to jinx it, THEN they hilariously fail?
Or something like that?

Soon the two airborne ponies and lovestruck timberwolf were long gone.

Correction: 1 pony and 1 dragon.

Amusing regardless.

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Thanks! Even though I was amused that my error had gone unremarked by so many readers, nonetheless I've fixed it.

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>Humane

Well of course it's not Humane

They're ponies afterall

"No. I understand why I got a bill from the vet for removing well over a hundred splinters from Spike."

The vet? Spike ain't no pet!

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