Shining Armor just had sex.
And it felt so good.
Cue sweet shades, neat dances, and lots of in-jokes from Canterlot Gardens 2012.
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I HEREBY SUBMIT THIS INSTEAD OF A CON REPORT BECAUSE FUCK IT I JUST HAVEN'T WRITTEN IT AND DOUBT I EVER WILL
HORSEPADS!
GET YOUR HORSEPADS HERE!
HOT, FRESH HORSEPADS.
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FIFTEEN BITS
THESE HORSEPADS ARE SO FRESH, YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS
EVEN SNAILS ISN'T SO DUMB THAT HE DOESN'T NEED A HORSEPAD!
Isn't there a rule against in-joke fics? Just like there's ones against scripts, greentext, meta etc.
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As has just been proven to me, there is actually stuff in this for people not in the loop to enjoy.
SO ENJOY
HI BILLY NEIGHS HERE AND TODAY WE ARE SELLING THE HORSEPAD.
It had to be done.
[bWHAT THE HELL?
]sorry just had to get that out so any ways funny as hell man
hehe but ..... well there's nothing wrong with this story so ...bye? i dont know what else to put
wateve's see ya
I have no idea what i've just read, but bloody hell it was hilarious
I sir, think you are nuts. good day.
no mention of jedi
/me flips a con
Loved it!
I feel like I've been stabbed by a knife with no handle.
This story was bad and you should feel bad. Tho dat ass is awesome.
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Oh, but I feel so goooood. :3
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Something tells me you get this reaction a lot.
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That is an acceptable reaction. :3
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hahahaha I have no idea what. I just. What. Can I call it read? Or possibly experienced?
Thankyou once again PP, I am utterly baffled and amused
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Okay :V
[This Story] Beat you to the punch. I can't remember what chapter it was.
There needs to be a Screwball's Library to showcase hilarious absurdest masterpieces such as this.
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What's stopping you from making it? I can suggest a good dozen or so to start with. :V
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Well, I made it. I'm counting on your to show it to your followers.
Also, let me know if you'd like to be a co-admin.
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why yes :3
Wtf did I just read.
Best,
outta 
10/10
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I can't believe someone actually liked this, after all this time. XD Thank you.
7787038 It was just sent to me by a friend, thought I'd show it some love since I've written something pretty much along the same lines.
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You have good friends. :V
Wooow.
This brings back good memories. Thanks <3
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I'm glad someone has them! :)
wat?
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Yes.