• Published 10th Feb 2023
  • 5,916 Views, 71 Comments

The Last Earth Ponies - Shakespearicles



The last two earth ponies left in existence need to repopulate their species... After just one more level.

  • ...
35
 71
 5,916
This story has been marked as having adult content. Please click below to confirm you are of legal age to view adult material in your country.

Confirm
Comments ( 54 )

Should have expected that it will be those two.

Honestly, I was expecting Applejack:ajbemused: and Big Mac:eeyup:

It made sense, since the previous are brother and sister.

Oh? Another one of this series? How many there might be I wonder xD

There are after all a lot of siblings and families out there in Equestria that would give a good inspiration.:raritywink:

And I'm very happy.

So happy these two are together

Color me surprised to see this not be AJ and Big Mac and breaking the pattern. Nice job. Now time for alicorns lol.

11503112
How would that even.. you know what, nevermind. Shakespearicles will find a way.

Or just genderbend most likely.

Hmmm wonder what could be next. Could be dragons or griffins, but that does not fit the series theme so far so next best guess is the hippogriffs and maybe(?) the Changelings.

11503107
Using those two is the lazy way out of doing an incest story. Granted, these two aren't much more original. But still.

11503136
It's a very different relationship dynamic.

11503126
there is garble and smolder....

Perfect ending to this story Shakes. I guess that these were the same team of Aliens that had to put up with the Unicorn's Non Action & they were far less willing to play coy with these 2. He, Cream got her Cream at last. And her Son was tought how to Mash Buttons for whole other game. A Heart felt moment i must say, i also loved the fact that He got new batteries for his game as reward, but still choes Multiplayer with Mommy.

Freaking fantastic story Shakes, freaking fantastic. It hit all of the right spots for me.

11503136
Same is also for the story that started it all, Twilight and Shining, so this was a nice reprieve, but I think the pegasi was the nicest one to see for incest.

Frake #14 · Feb 11th, 2023 · · 1 ·

And now that leaves, Celestia and Luna, gonna have to give one of them a dick somehow...

Good

11503260
I kean, this is the "Yippe-aye-yay, motherfucker!" story!

11503108
Max of 1 par of each race I'll say

11503260
Question is that hippogrif still up for adoption?

I've gotten to thinking of some of the behind the scenes aspects of this world. What is it that leads these people to consistently pick family members as breeding pairs?
Is someone in a lab or an office somewhere pulling their hair out wondering why the creatures they grabbed from Equestria are relatively hesitant to fuck?
Is the whole lab team doing it intentionally because they think it's hot?
Is the whole thing simply a miscalibration of their tools, and they keep picking up creatures that share 99.9% DNA instead of 99%?


And I'm sure you've thought of more, but I realised a type of relationship you haven't got yet. You haven't got family members who were banging even before getting picked up. They can be exhibitionists, happy to put on a show for the researchers.

Oh, ok... This works too. :rainbowhuh: Doesn't expand dong, but at least it was cute.

Hippogriffs with some TerraStream action next time, maybe? :ajsmug:

11503352

this is the "Yippe-aye-yay, motherfucker!" story!

Okay. I set myself up for that one.

11503531

What is it that leads these people to consistently pick family members as breeding pairs? Is someone in a lab or an office somewhere pulling their hair out wondering why the creatures they grabbed from Equestria are relatively hesitant to fuck?

As Unicorns was originally written, the meta was an allegory to actual human efforts to save endangered species by breeding them in captivity. Generally it was pairs of animals that were geographically close together. Pandas were specifically chosen to be in Unicorns because of the real-world difficulty the zoo keepers had getting them to try to breed. The joke being "What if they are siblings and don't want to fuck?" Of course no original idea stays that way for long. And there was a large demand for sequel(s).

Is the whole lab team doing it intentionally because they think it's hot?

To try to stay with the original premise, I'd like to think that the ship crew is simply grabbing pairs of ponies that happening to be standing next to each other, and assuming that they are in a sexual relationship. Like any proper crack-shipper.

Is the whole thing simply a mis-calibration of their tools, and they keep picking up creatures that share 99.9% DNA instead of 99%?

... Well NOW it is!

honestly, I was expecting The Last Earth Ponies to be just a quick joke of a chapter, with the selected pair being someone like Applejack and Big Macintosh.

"I think they want us to fuck"
"... eeeyup"

*and then they did*

this ended up better, I think, but I was sure that was how it was going to go

PLease for the unicorns let it be shining and twi or twi and night light

11503753
The unicorns were the first ones of the series.

11503753
Have I got good news for you.

11503753

[Adult story embed hidden]

I ordinarily am not at all interested in mother/son stories. But. This was good. Of course, it was Shakes so… there’s that. :)

What about Crysalis? Or any changeling? What will the alien bipeds do with that?

These were all great. Wonder if you're gonna do any more?

If these are Humans from Star Fleet, then they have got to be from Kirk's era:

"Prime Directive?! Oh, you mean that thing we use when we run out of toilet paper? That's funny!"

"...oh, wait...you're serious?! Let me laugh harder!!""

Would be really funny if these aliens figured out that all these horses they grabbed are closer in terms of dna than they realized and eventually introduce them all to each other.

Also, seems like I'm not the only one here who's written a story about Cream Heart watching Button pee :pinkiecrazy:

Second greatest love story.

Sorry Shakes but your not this caliber just yet:trollestia:

https://m.

My favorite story 'til now from this trilogy. For real.

In fact, you inspired me to write a couple of stories based on this concept of yours. Hope it not be bother if i try to write my own things about it. I would like to ask for your permission in any case.

Congrats, Shakespeare.

Oh, by the way...

Three times that those aliens pick up two individuals that are related? Doesn't seems like a coincidence at this point uh...

They have a fetish with incest, change my mind xD

11504660

In fact, you inspired me to write a couple of stories based on this concept of yours. Hope it not be bother if i try to write my own things about it. I would like to ask for your permission in any case.

PM me the specifics. I just want to make sure it's not going to cross paths with... what is yet to come. :ajsmug:

Given interracial sex doesn't have much problems with producing ponies, there's still a chance for the Equestrian family trees to not end up three long poles if they let them interbreed...but given it's currently a brother and sister, ANOTHER brother and sister (one of which got a cutie mark in incest!) and a mother and son...not such a happy ending if they don't get to mix it up. Of course, that leads to things like shipping Twilight Sparkle with....Button Mash. Hoo boy.

11505574
Well, not for us. If repopulation in the goal, you generally want more females of a species than male. And that might not happen when you leave the intern in charge of gathering the seed population.

11504670 Since they seem to view them as animals, they may be doing inbreeding to maximize particular desirable traits. While this sounds counterintuitive it is actually fairly common, it is called Line Breeding. Since these aliens are highly advanced, it is possible they could also use genetic engineering to reduce or remove potentially harmful recessive traits.

They're doomed, just go and find some unicorns and make babies.

I wonder if it's just the ponies of equestria your going to make the stories of for the last two of, like are you maybe going to also do a story for The last dragons, The last hippogriffs or The last Griffins something like that?

Cool. Hope you’re still planning to do another ZephyrxTteeHugger story

having read this story and thinking on it, I think i'd have preferred Button not be ignorant to incest
also could have been an opportunity to not repeat the forced mating like with twilight and shining, but something more likely what ranchers and zoo keepers would do, collect a sample from button then inseminate his mom, it's got be someone's fetish no? thus that'll give them different angsts to deal with

11505482

So there's going to be more?

I figure, once they're pregnant, then they'll be allowed to socialize a bit more. Combined 'species' terrarium. That would allow some mixing… if they want it.


This reminds me of a non-pony thing I wanted to write - Pokkaloh the Next Generation. Pokkaloh was a harem game set on an island where the permanent residents are a bunch of women and 2 guys, one of whom doesn't seem to be interested in women. So in this story, there would be lots of half-sibling incest. And maybe sons banging the mothers of their half-siblings … and while you're at it, full sibling incest.

Login or register to comment