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Scyphi


A brony of few words who writes many.

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Sandbar warned Gallus that he shouldn't be messing with the generator.

He should've listened to Sandbar.

Smolder got a good laugh out of it though.

Featured 4/22/2021

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His head had swelled like a balloon to roughly double its usual size, almost as if it had suffered some sort of extreme allergic reaction. In turn, his cheeks had puffed up to comical proportions like big soft balls and were covered with small polka dots, with no two dots having the same color. One of his eyes had ridiculously grown to twice its size, with his pupil and iris scaling up accordingly to match, making both look severely dilated. His iris color in that eye had also changed to an iridescent rainbow of colors that appeared to shift and change depending on the angle you looked at it. By contrast though, his other eye had shrunk to more than half of its original size, becoming so small he had a hard time even making out the pupil, and was honestly surprised he could even still see out that eye. Together, this drastic contrast in eye sizes gave him a comically wild look, like some stereotypical insane character in a cartoon.

Oh my God lol

Dang that was pretty random as the tag said but nevertheless it was pretty funny and pretty nerve-wracking and I wonder if anybody ever going to make a fan art of Gallus's weird look when he got affected by all the magic from the generator and something tells me that smolder is never going to let him live it down lol

Haha! This is a wild ride! Oh Gallus, you silly birb.

Well, that... that was a thing. :rainbowderp:

Dammit, Gallus... :facehoof:

LOL times 10! I'm like Smolder at this point as I type this, some lessons are learned the hard (funny) way! :rainbowlaugh:

“Oh c’mon! The possibility of a resonance cascade must be extremely unlikely!”

“Oh sure, that’s what they all say, but then the next thing you know, you’re running down corridors fighting off interdimensional creatures with nothing but a crowbar!

Hey! To be fair, that one was caused by intentional sabotage.

At least they aren’t messing around with a handheld quantum tunneling device. You could end up on the moon with something like that. Maybe Gallus should just get a talking potato to power his radio.

Or perhaps combustible lemons.

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Could this be where Discord came from?

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Hey! To be fair, that one was caused by intentional sabotage.

But that just shifts the argument to "nobody has the right combination of hatred of us and ignorance of wide-ranging consequences" and Cozy Glow exists so that's obviously not true.

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It wasn't my intention, but I suppose it's possible. Although, if it was, it was probably the result of an incident several orders of magnitude larger and more powerful than what Gallus faced. I feel like nothing less than that could've resulted in something like Discord. :raritywink:

....................... I want a picture.

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