Pinkie's quest to fix her plumbing leads her to discover an ancient cult bent on destroying the world
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Off to a good start.
Might have to try this idea.
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Oops! fixed.
I canât think of any other way to summarize my opinion of this than Very...interesting. And 127 stories? Good
lordCelestia, are you ever busy! Nice job making it exactly 1000 words btw. Nice to see someone cleaving out dialogue to fit in to their OCD tendencies. I got a larf out of this.Okay I am impressed that picture of Celestia at the end makes daybreaker look like a kind innocent saint in comparison...
Which reminds me for some reason that Daybreaker's general appearance and twilight's brief change when she was having that rage induced outburst when she was trying to figure out pinkie's ability look so much alike barring like they might as well be mother and daughter and that was before twilight got wings.
One downside: no Mario jokes.
Other than that . . . well, having been in the bowels of Kalamazoo, I can say that that's accurate enough. I'd say more, but I promised the nice cultists that I wouldn't.
And then Pinkie booped the snoot, and all was well.
By which I mean that she accessed the eldritch patron of the cult and spoke to it as an equal, reminding it who had laid claim to this dimension in eons long forgotten by mortals. They had scones.
"When she looked into her drain she discovered a magical swirling portal."
Wow !! When I looked into my septic tank two days ago I also discovered a magical swirling portal !!
Submersible septic pumps that decide to detach themselves from their pipes so they can suck in then belch out the same magical water over and over like a blender in the bottom of a poo spa will do that.
"She swirled through the pipes in her room until she was clearly not in her room anymore."
I swirled my arm through the pipes in my yard until my arm was clearly not in my yard anymore. (Reaching into an outdoor inspection port with garden hose in hand until my shoulder is at the mouth of the pipe effectively places part of me inside the next building).
"Pinkie Pie followed the flow of the muck through the sewer, her hooves coated with it."
No. Not doing that one.
"She was covered in shit, but she was alive."
She wishes she was dead. Trust me.
"But there were no plumbers to be found because the plumbers in Equestria we're currently on strike for better pay conditions."
Equestrian plumbers don't charge $300 for a weekend callout fee?
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Sounds like youâve had your own out of this
worldyard adventures with plumbing!Nothing like a good dose of crack before bed.
You okay Author? Your story makes me feel you have consumed dangerous levels of cocaine.
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I'm not that big on cocaine. Like I'll take it if it's free, but I'd rather have $40 of molly than $40 of coke.