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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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With his beloved princess locked away in the tower of an evil vizard, the heroic young knight goes forth to confront his nemesis.

Along the way, he has to contend with two snotty sisters, one horrendous hippogriff, all while towing a wagonload of baggage. Can Nuance deal with the dreadful Dark?

An entry in the Weedverse.

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 133 )

Is this gonna be like a sketch show, where they try multiple various, wacky, overly-complicated and yet utterly useless ways to try to lure Dim out/convince him to lift the embargo, for their last ditch effort of Nuance making a heartfelt speech actually working and ending with a smooch on the cheek?

Was half expecting a comedy tag with that description.:pinkiehappy:

Yeees -rubs claws together- So very happy to have more of... well ANY of the terrible trio.

Also supper curious about Kommissar Dim, Ember’s Chosen . I mean dang Dim you get around and I can't wait to hear more of your exploits.

Bote der Feurigen Zerstörung und des Brennenden Todes =
Messenger of Fiery Destruction and Burning Death

sounds about right

one horrendous hippogriff

What.

because that would make the vizard’s hippogriff monster quite angry

What.

I've changed my mind about Nuance. He is dead to me now. :raritydespair:

... No, I'm actually still looking forward to it.

Oh yes. Dis gun be gud.

I'm dying to know what line was crossed. Hopefully, for the sake of my dense self, it will be revealed rather than left an implication.

Definitely looking forward to this.

Is Dim being...playful? :rainbowhuh:

The way this is written, I'm half expecting this to turn out to be an elaborate D&D session, but in the best possible way.
Also, "burnination" makes me hope for some sort of Trogdor equivalent.

Likewise I ponder what line Nuance crossed. With Dim who knows maybe he was extra annoyed and Naunce just made the wrong comment or something more serious

It is pretty sutpid that you HAVE to point out a colt badthinking his mom is simply his perspective of the circumstances. peeps gotta be more open in their minds.

you do to

too

The words of the day are unreliable narration.

I'm 90% sure that is every day when reading your fics, Kudz

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I think that Dim doesn't give a crap about any heartfelt speech. He respects power more than anything else, so I bet Nuance will try to fight him in a duel or something like that.

8618974 ...In that situation, I hope Celestia knows necromancy, because Nuance would be ded.

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But then Quiet will jump to his rescue and protect him from his father, and he will have no other choice than to accept that his daughter wants to be with Nuance, relectantly giving them his blessings after threatening to kill him if he makes her unhappy.
Then they go riding into the sunset as the credits roll.

8619106 That sounds troublingly correct.

Gosh darn it if you spoiled this for my I will send you so many pictures of sad puppies and kittens

I don't know how you can keep everything straight while jumping around the timeline so much. In any event, it's nice to see more links between the various groups of the Weedverse. It certainly makes it feel like a more complete setting and gives the sense that there are other things going on with the world beyond what you're reading.

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I hope I'm wrong, because that sound really corny.

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The answer is found in Foalsitting Follies.

The words of the day are unreliable narration.

You should stock this phrase!

SINSTER DARK!?!

Is that what Eerie plans to do in Eigengrau Zwei?! Release her from Tartarus!?

Dim is an Alicorn?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :D

Extremely interesting take on Blueblood and totally believable

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No. He isn't. I don't even see how you managed to arrive at this conclusion. :applejackconfused:

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Um, this has been well known since Swans.

much the say way

same

His tribalist nonsense must of sounded

must've (or must have)

I do wonder... Has Blueblood tried to explain to Nuance what he was doing on one occasion? It would be believable that Nuance just wouldn't have listened properly or taken it the wrong way...

You and Dim have much in common, Nuance.

Like the fantasies of knighthood, even when lost in the mire of wondering how to be good at all?

Not that Nuance had the issues that Dim had, but if Dim could see himself in Nuance... then Dim might just have more reason to try to keep him away from his daughter.

Appealing to Dims sense that Nuance is reformable like he was, though...

8619557 Better spelled out here than in Swans

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That's something that was already covered extensively in Gosling's stories.

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Must have misread it then. Thought he was popping up as one in the bird bath.

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He is. I haven't even read it yet and I know he is.

just to much to bear

too much

And dang, that was some heavy dialogue that was gifted to Nuance.

Even more curious as to the offense to Dim, either its going to be the most silly ego poking ever, or something horrendously pointed that'll make us all gasp

Oh why thus thou keep opening so many new threads? Oh the humanity.:pinkiecrazy: I see that thou hast decided to keep the fish hook in. To leave us begging for more? :trixieshiftright:

This kid should become a writer. His delusions are quite engaging.

IS Dim using magic mumbo jumpo to pull the hydrogen out of the water to make it combust? Would be the most logical way, breaking dow nthe water into its combustible elements.

Also honestly its hard to tell whom Sinister is talking bout. The public is ignorant but the political peeps, on the other hand, can be just stupid. Just plain stupid. They HAVE access to information but never utilize it. And even worse of it is that all of it feeds into one another. Greed for power and money is fed by their ineptitude and incompetence, which feeds into a need to distance themselves from the public, which feeds fear of the public, which feeds their desire for money and ineptitude further.

Stand fast, young colt, stand fast!

Who knows what terrors lurk in the Dark?

No Dark is the Terror.

Well it is the perfect time for the residents of tower as to what otehr terrors Guessing most of them unless invited stay far far away from Dim's tower

Not so sure what lies in the dark, but I know a Dark lies in a dark cavern that purrs :rainbowlaugh:

These are some pretty heavy questions to be asking, Nuance, but I think the single most important facet of this is that you are willing to hear the answers, even if they're unkind.

And let's face the facts, sometimes the thing that you need most of all is for your friends to be unkind to you, so long as they are truthfully unkind.

The Crystal Empire is starting to sound like the most heavily defended area on the planet.

Some of these terrors do flap in the night.

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You defend your most important hospital and medical research facilities.

I'm kind stuck here, where is this story in timeline? Before\After Foalsitting Follies?

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It states in the story that the Crystal Cotillion was about a year ago.
So yes, after Foalsitting Follies.

... Is it odd that I want to try the apple pizza? Cause I want to try the apple pizza.

Who knows what terrors lurk in the Dark?

Last night's dinner!
*ba-dum-tish*
:twistnerd:

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