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deadpansnarker


Procrastination is my middle name. My parents had a very good sense of humour.

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We haven't really seen much of Diamond Tiara recently, have we? Let's get a sneak peek of her diary to see what she's been up to, I won't tell her if you don't. Written to commemorate two years since Crusaders Of The Last Mark aired.

I may continue this at some point in the future. Let's see how well it does...

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 31 )

I would have enjoyed this ! It's a great start to a story!

Kinda reminds me of the first journal story you wrote about DT

8478178 This one is MUCH more light-hearted, though. The two of them have little in common, put it that way. :pinkiehappy:

8478183
So I don't need to come and hunt down Spoiled Rich?

8478190
You can call off the dogs for now, in this story she's only as stuck-up and pretentious as in the show. Still annoying, but not THAT bad. :pinkiesmile:

8478194
Okay...

But if I get a phone call from Filthy again...

8478196
...I would be pretty impressed. Do they even HAVE phones in Equestria? :rainbowhuh:

8478199
They did in mine. Plus if you think about it they have stereo and DJ tables

8478212
True, but I'll reserve judgement until I see them in canon... :raritywink:

8478214
Just remember that is shit goes down I'll have a army searching for her. And we don't. Do. Mercy.

8478227
Hmm... I fear my previous interpretations of Spoiled may have permanently tarred your view of her somewhat now. :rainbowderp:

As I said, in this fic you'll be strictly getting the 'E' rated version of her, so I don't think we'll be needing any military action just yet. :scootangel:

8478232
No it didn't change my view of her. I always thought she was a bitch

I loved that episode and wish and wish that they would do more episodes of Diamond! There hasn’t been much CMC episodes as well in both 6 & 7...

I kind of wish they did a spin off series of just the goals of Equestria so we can have more Diamond episodes

8478238
Well she was never the nicest pony, but in this fic she won't do anything she wouldn't do in the series, put it that way. :twistnerd:

In other words, stuff where you can get angry at her, but nothing worth going to prison for. :pinkiesmile:

This is great!

I love this! Can we please have more?!

8478371
Yup, that's kind of the point I highlighted not-so-subtly in the story. You'd think, after so much character development, they'd return to her eventually, but with every passing season it looks less and less likely. :pinkiesad2:


8479027

We shall see. The reaction so far has been pretty good, so definitely... maybe. :pinkiesmile:

8479591 I was actually surprised at your departure from how you usually potray Spoiled. It does make me wonder if perhaps once upon a time, she was actually somewhat caring as a parent. At least in "Where The Apple Lies" she could PRETEND to be nice.

8479661
I have many different headcanon versions of Spoiled, though it's safe to say this is my most mild rendition of her personality yet. We all need a change of pace now and then though, so I may elaborate further on this new characterisation soon.... :scootangel:

8478199 We have seen a rotary telephone in Manehatten once.

Do I forsee Diamond's diary getting unintentionally opened up by a certain nosy filly? :trixieshiftright:

You know, this chapter made me realize that Randolph, the former acrobat/butler, is actually a bit like Downton Abbey's Mr. Carson, the former dancer/butler. I wonder if that is a coincidence or deliberate.

I'd miss her like I'd miss my tiara if it ever fell off my head and got broken, or stolen by some ne'er do well. I may have plenty more friends now compared to when I was a spoiled brat, but none of them will ever be as close to me as good ol' Silv, the only pony who really believed in me from the beginning.

In other words, there is more to her than Silver Spoon, but Silver Spoon remains.

I eagerly await the next chapter.

9083786
Yeah it'll definitely arrive, at some point when I've updated around 10 other stories. "The best things come to those who wait" Yadda yadda yadda...

9083845
Part of the problem with starting too many chapter fics without finishing a few first, you end up completely snowed under and inundated with requests about which one to finish next. If I had a penny for every time someone asked me 'when the next update' is coming... my poor piggy bank would've burst by now. :fluttershysad:

9083896
Ouch.
So how do you prioritize which one to update first?

9083898
I draw from a hat, I stick a pin in a map, I flip a coin (repeatedly)... :moustache:

Nah man, to be perfectly honest, I usually just go with whichever one is the most popular and start from there. After all, if most people are following a story, why shouldn't it be prioritised over one with has hundreds less followers? It just seems fairer, and makes a look more sense to do it this way. :pinkiesmile:

The exception is A Mother's 'Love' (my most popular fic) which is going to take a LOT of rereading for me to get up to speed with so I know what the hell I'm writing about. But I WILL do that... someday. Maybe sooner than you think... :raritywink:

9083905
Understandable.

Heck, I follow so many fics, that when one that hasn't been updated in months updates, I get half tempted to read the entire thing again just to refresh... and then I remember how long the fic up to that point is, and I decide to just go off of memory

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