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Lil Penpusher

Put the Words in the Bag and nopony gets hurt


Starlight’s life has had its ups and downs, mostly downs, though there has always been one particular thing she loved doing.

Flying a kite.

You might be asking yourself ‘why would one of the most powerful Unicorns in Equestria fly kites for a hobby?’ and... I couldn’t tell you, honestly. She just kinda does, alright? It’s her thing.

So what happens when, one day, she decides to take off and relax with her friends? What happens if those friends are Maud and Pinkie Pie? What happens when Pinkie Pie has to fly a kite?

Time to find out.

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Comments ( 20 )

You did it. You actually did it. :rainbowderp:

I always do it.

...what did I do, exactly?

I thought you were joking when you said you'd make a story about that image. Obviously I was wrong, and you manged to do it in less then 24 hours too! :twilightsheepish:

What can I say? I might be a retard, and this idea might be stupid, but you damn well bet I’m a productive retard! :rainbowdetermined2:

Oddly enough, I was flying a kite earlier today before I read this. No witness removal though. Nice story! :pinkiehappy:

You better watch out. Pinkie is everywhere, these days... :unsuresweetie:

*pulls out a loaded gun*

I’m going after Pinkie Pie.

I wouldn’t try that, mate.

Unless you like cupcakes...

Hope you enjoyed the story btw <3

Guess I’ll just have to come up with a plan then, won’t I?

I did

What plan can defeat a pony that is everywhere at all times?

pls leav laik kthx <333

Holy crap this was insane. :D Insane in a great way, mind. Had me laughing-out-loud in real life.

Well, that was weird and insane in the best possible way(s).

Comment posted by Starlight Glimmer1 deleted Oct 10th, 2017

I’m going to have to out Pinkie her.

"Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest Starlight!"

Oh god what.

*returns with Pinkie’s dead body*

My plan worked.

this was so cute and funny

"There is a way to be good again."

"Except maybe not in Pinkie's case."

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