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The Phantom Joker


You'll Never See Me Comin'!

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When the notorious dream demon Bill Cipher invoked the name of the Axolotl his last-ditch attempt to save himself from facing the punishment for his many, many crimes, he didn't know what would happen afterward. The last thing he expected, however, was to be bound in human form, trapped in a magical land of two-legged talking horses, and, despite retaining a fair portion of his powers, unable to leave said dimension. However, when the Elements of Harmony accidentally release him from the magical artifact that he was trapped within, that's exactly what happens. Quickly setting up shop in Ponyville by raising his Fearamid over the ruins of the Golden Oaks Library, Bill Cipher begins searching for a way to restore his full power in order to escape this dimension and wreak havoc upon Gravity Falls once more. However, Bill quickly finds himself dealing with several complications with his plans caused by an old rival of his from the dimension he once called home. Striking a bargain with the Mane 6, Bill finds himself fighting alongside the Elements of Harmony, and his long-lost baby brother Discord against the demonic henchmen of Will Crytogram. Will Bill stay loyal to the Mane 6 or will the world fall to an even worse Weirdmageddon than the one Gravity Falls experienced? Will Equestria still be in one piece after all of this is over? Will Discord and Bill reconcile after all this time? Will I find my house keys?

One thing's for sure: it's gonna get weird.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 31 )

Ahhh yes, Gravity Falls crossovers. Been waiting for more for a while.

Comment posted by Mujaker deleted Oct 22nd, 2017

HAS THE HOUSE KEYS BEEN FOUND YET????

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well at least nobody parked their car on your sandwich! (hopefully you catch the reference lol)

Comment posted by Mujaker deleted Oct 22nd, 2017

Before I read this, what is the Gore tag for ?
And how bad does it get ?

Who downvoted every single comment...? Like, did they hate the story so much that they had tio punish everyone who read it?

Interesting, I like where this is going. Other than the fact that I hope there isn't too many fourth wall breaks in the future, then again this is Bill Cipher we're dealing with here so I shouldn't keep my hopes up, I don't have much to say. With that said, I hope to see more in the future!

dont know where yer house keys are at but good story

I really hope you finish this story because this is one of the more interesting and unique stories on this site

Wait, Discord is Bill’s BROTHER?! Oh the possibilities! Alright. You’ve convinced me, I’m sold! But wait, Discord had to piece himself back together with... EWWWWWW! Man, that’s gonna haunt me for awhile.

Discord as Bill's brother is not that surprising but it's still intriguing.

Imagine an adult Dipper showing up there traveling through dimensions, like Ford, to learn more about the multiverse.

Difference is Dipper already knows how to defeat Bill and has experience through hunting down Bill's followers.

Why does everyone assume Bill is more powerful than Discord? Discord has no restrictions on where he can go and can freely open his own portals to other dimensions. Most of the things we've seen Bill do, either we've also seen Discord do them, or they're cruel and nasty enough to be explicitly or implicitly against Discord's morals (Discord, for instance, "doesn't turn ponies to stone" and therefore is unlikely to turn someone into a gold back scratcher; Discord has mutated beavers and bunny rabbits but seems generally unwilling to be nasty enough to rearrange all the holes on someone's face). The one exception -- Discord has never been seen to enter someone else's mind -- is something Luna does all the time.

I mean, Bill's a badass and I wouldn't underestimate him, and the very fact that he's willing to be more ruthless and nasty than Discord would give him an edge in a fight, but to flat out claim, like Zecora did, that Bill is more powerful than Discord, when Bill couldn't cross into the third dimension in the Gravity Falls world without thousands of years of manipulating humans culminating in getting Ford to build him a portal, and Discord rips portals into more-dimensional universes such as the sockpuppet dimension just because he's jealous of his friends' friends... nah, I don't buy it. In my opinion, Discord has fewer physical limitations, but is psychologically limited by not being as sociopathic and ruthless as Bill. So Bill could win in a fight but Discord could run away somewhere Bill can't follow because Bill can't cross into dimensions Discord can get into.

The only critter who can keep up with Bill Cipher has hit the story! Woo! Go Discord! Also, nice use of Aladdin 3 references!

i think someone said something about Adult Dip Dip comin' in with Fordy? well i hope they come in somehow

Great chapter I really enjoyed the call out to Aladdin and the King of Thieves with the Code Red bit.

That was some good writing. All units, we have a Bill Cipher on the premise!

I know where you got the 'red alert' reference.

Original video was deleted, so you will have to deal with this.

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Original video was deleted

Gotcha covered.

The spirit of Robin Williams approves of the Aladdin 3 references!

Pinkie Pie: "If you're Discord's brother AND a dream demon...I just wanna know one thing."

Bill: "Yeah?"

Pinkie Pie: "Do you prefer cupcakes or cucumber sandwiches?" :pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by hades21 deleted Jun 25th, 2021

Please update!!!! This is literally amazing!!!

Spit take moment.

Wonder what is planned next?

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