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Sorry, I can't help it, this stuff really does write itself!
this is just as amusing as I thought it would be. well done
7636395 I actually read the story thinking this was a quote from it.
This was bad and you should feel... awesome
7640351 Heh, nah. This was a silly idea Penalt came up with in chat, and we all started throwing silly ideas at him. Some stuck, some didn't. It is a wonderfully silly way of executing a creative process.
He has been bouncing this off my head for a week now. Longer, really.
Well at least Rainbow finished off her test flight with an explosive orgasm.
.........................................
"Invention (NSFW) by Cadance" + "Improvement by Twilight Sparkle"
=> (Do we want to know?)
Answer: Of course.
Otherwise we wouldn't read this story.
Nice work.
I skimmed over this, looking for what the sex tag was for. I found it a within a few seconds of reading.
My reaction =
I've heard of a crotch rocket, but this is taking it too far.
-Meanwhile, aboard the Enterprise-D, in high orbit...-
(Data) Captain?
(Picard) Report, Data.
(Data) Captain, I just detected a brief, transient warp signature on the planet below, near some sort of aerial demonstration field.
(Riker) ...These people are warp capable?
7644935 My wife saw this over my shoulder and wrote the following addition:
"I sense great joy and exhiliration, captain."
"If they are warp capable, we should visit them."
"Fine idea, Commander Leforge. Number One, put together an away team..."
7644966 Oh God. Wait till Picard meets Discord. :D or should I spell that DisQord?
7645081 "I don't know this 'Q' you keep talking about. Although he sounds like a wonderful being, he is not I."
7645112 And then they find out how Pony "Warp Drives" work. That sound you hear is the Vulcan Science Academy having a seizure.
7645112 Irony... That was said by Discord, whose voice actor, John De Lancie, plays Q!). I wrote more than just that one line too.
"I sense great joy and exhiliration, captain."
"If they are warp capable, we should visit them."
"Fine idea, Commander Leforge. Number One, put together an away team..."
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"But, Commander Riker, I'm not Q." says the amalgam of multiple animals laughing at them. "I don't know who this "Q" is, but I can rightfully say, it is not I."
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A grizzed diamond dog hand reached out and grasped the creature by the throat and roughly growled, "We know you're Q. Turn us back!"
"Back? Back? Why would I want to do that? Everypony here is fine just the way they are. Besides, I am not this Q you keep on accusing me of."
"Woof... I mean Worf, let him go. If he didn't do it to us, who did?" said the grizzled grey pony with a shockingly gorgeous mane that went all the way around around his head. His hoof stroked his undermane, and Commander Riker continued, "well, we're here anyway..."
facepalm
Can't ANYONE get my name right?
"“One question and I’ll let you rest, Dash,” said the captain. “How did you get that other unit up in your ass?”
“Twilight...Twilight and I do...that is...we like to do butt stuff,” said Dash in an embarrassed voice."
Oh my... i do not think i have laughed so hard in quite awhile.
forget the thruster unit, i'd go for the latex suit itself.
This is the greatest idea since sliced bread.
Lol
I like the female dynamics...
And the Rainboom(sssss).
This was silly.
It's a careful balance of output.