Legends say that one hundred years ago, the mad Baron von Hoofenstein hid a cursed treasure hoard somewhere in his country mansion located near what would one day be Ponyville. To this day, none have managed to brave the long-abandoned manor's dark hallways for long enough to discover the baron's stash.
Twilight Sparkle doesn't believe in curses or ghosts, so she readily agrees to help Rainbow Dash hunt down the supposedly haunted booty. Unfortunately, something other than specters stalks the halls of the baron's mansion—something with rough skin and razor-sharp teeth; something with pointed fins and breath strong enough to make a pony gag; something wearing a pink bow-tie and a greasy black wig.
Something named Sharktavia.
Many thanks to the blood-thirsty Rainedash, Kamikakushi, and Waterpear, who each mangled this into shape. Further thanks to Lord Destrustor, who created the cover image that only I am using (and nobody else ever will seriously don't look at the front page I promise).
This is it. The crown jewel in the gibbering diadem known as Sharktavia.
MOAR SHARKTAVIAAAAAA
This phenomenon is deeply intriguing, as is this story. Definitely looking forward to more.
I can't not read this.
I was promised sharks.
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Brah I know I told you there'd be sharks but like you gotta be patient brah there's like a ton of ins and outs I gotta circumspect through yo
7120027 I'll circumspect you.
Bby.
I've read just about every Sharktavia, and I still feel like I'm missing something...
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Oi! Are you gonna finish dis? :B
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You can bet your bippy, I am
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Well feckin' do it so's I kin read it, ye git! >:B
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OKAY I'LL DO IT YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL
GOD
So, is she a were-shark? Or does the Hoofenstein mansion hold a cloning facility where they tried to clone Octavia but instead got a snooty shark?
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What if I told you her bow-tie was the real shark all along?
7249041 I'd call that a lazy twist.
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Oo, I love lazy twists! Not such a big fan of lazy Twist, though.
7249108 It's better than no Twist. Seriously, she's probably the most underused character in the entire fandom.
This gets more and more beautiful.
Sharks are the unheard messengers of the sea. They bring sonic waves and cundhulent breaches from one sector the other. They are gorgeous creatures.
Octavia is also a beautiful creature. She plays sweet music in the vein of cheese and rhinoplasty. I just really lover her work.
Good story.
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Your words are like sweet ambrosia to the sensibilities.
7255849 I'm sorry, I was totally drunk while writing that last night. I am now projectile vomiting at the con bathroom.
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That isn't sweet ambrosia.
The best spacing errors are the ones that aren't actually just my computer loading text wrong.
Wouldn't this flow better as 'Twilight briefly considered'? Just a thought.
Needs either a comma (as indicated) or swap to 'it stood on four legs like a pony'.
So, when you do spacing, it really is double or nothing.
Repeating 'in its way', and in such a way that the repetition actually slots in under the original. Kind of admirable.
Double period.
In this case, the emphasized word is one that is supposed to be in the sentence, but isn't.
I feel like your Fluttershy is a caricature of Fluttershy based off of an over-simplification of her character. That, or you're just really bad at writing Fluttershy. Also, is there anywhere I can read about her adventure?
You did not just introduce a hardboiled detective with a vendetta against sharks.
I have introduced another word that should be there, but currently isn't.
See that paragraph break? I feel like there's at least twenty words that are completely missing here.
Also, I continue to fail to see why you felt it was necessary to have a subplot about masturbating rabbits. All it does is take us out of what little immersion we can scrounge up from all the OOC actions and disjointed dialogue and make us really regret biology class.
Heartless bitch.
I'll say one thing in favor of this story:
You write decent action scenes. Twilight's 'fight' against Sharktavia was decently tense and flowed better than basically any other scene in the story thus far.
Is this ever gonna get continued?