Lyra's new plushie is the toast of the town, but are ponies really using this oven mitt for its intended purpose?
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this is both freaking retarded and amazingly brilliant at th' same time.
What's up with all the "Wet dream" Fics popping up recently? Jesum crow, It's enough we had one wierd 63 fic up in the feature box, but really? more?
Nothing on you, mr. Author, but really, this is literally the fifth one today. I feel like once one person gets a fic out, someone else has to copy the style.
ive seen the plush you are talking about, dont jizz in it, cuz it may damage the felt
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I don't know what else to say.
678157 It's a fad that was started a day or two ago.
678173 Well, it's getting old. Real quick.
It's like those Dashie fics, or whatever else you wanna call popular. I mean, come ON, cant people stop trying to "Put a spin" on something, and try their hands on something original?
I dont know, but it seems to be the same thing with random fics too, each one posted get immediate thumbs up like nobody's business. Off topic, sure, but seriously, things like spin-offs and random fics getting the feature box, man. Fucked up.
Also, yes I know most "random" fics are "Original" But most of the material, I've seen before, and the one in featured Are way to overated. I guess this is what emotions one harbors when you see talent like this fall between the ass crack of fiction society.
And I guess, if you're about to ask if I'm jealous or something about the featured box. Just seems like I put my heart into my own fic to have nobody flip a fuck on it. I'm just not getting enough views, I swear.
Is it me, or are both these fads getting annoying?
678202 Most fads are annoying.
678210 Well, one can only hope it ceases. Something tells me "No."
Oh well, might as well write some more and update my fic for what little a audience I accumulated.
I approve of this.
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Most writers vouch for the 'unoriginal' notion to grab some quick fame.
First of all; I don't want to know about your private life and kinks. That's gross. Ew.
Second of all; Reel down on the pace. You're going by faster than the dialogue on a Speed Racer cartoon.
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Yeah. Like that.
678239 eeyup. Well, it's getting old. As stated.
Seriously, why cant people just slow down, take their time, and not make a mess.
678243 Amen brotha.
There's even fics about this plushie....why?
And I didn't need to know about the wet dreams you had....really I didn't.
Waaaaaaaaaaaat
That was... unigue.
"...series of wet dreams (everyday for five months in a row)..."
By Luna's mane, if this is a FimFic group that keeps doing these stories I'm going to rip out my own trachea.
*Sigh*
The first fic like this was fine. The second one was WTF and now there's a third one. But you know what, after having read it, this really is freaking funny, and I am going to fav this.
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I've seen the plush you're talking about, and I've also seen several funny edited pics of it. That plushie has become a meme. I first saw it two days ago. It's like how the Sonic vs Mario fad was.
Let the parodies...
BEGIN!
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Seriously though, I cried with laughter when I first saw that Lyra plushie, and I'm crying with laughter again. That last part.
Okay immature me, stop it!
Poor Lyra...
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Oh my!
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Oh Lyra dear... let me use your latest creation on you and I'll show what mares will do with it.
FYI, stallions are doing the exact same thing to your your cozy as I'll be doing to you...
I don't know what I think. I for one saw the plushies on the purchase website. They kind of need a little more work and without the 'special feature' at the back.
But what I do know is I want this awesome story to have a continuation with the BonBon stirring stick.
HAHAHAHA! DAT ENDING!
She has no clue 
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Lol the Lyra has no idea!
this is one of the most amazing things that i have ever read
Nise. Verra nise.
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That is an awesome mitt, dude!
It's funny, this whole story starts out innocent and even when it gets to the dirty part of the chapter, Lyra still makes it rather innocent since she can't quite connect all the dots, which does make it funny.
Granted I didn't find it bust a gut laughing since I saw where the story was heading, but it is amusing and the idea of Lyra making a bunch of Lyra oven mitts is actually pretty cute to visualize.
Though I think you might have been pushing it with the spoon at the end. I mean the mits were kind of subtle in the sex implications, but a vibrating spoon, that's a little too obvious even for Lyra to be oblivious to.
But that's just me.
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