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Gregory the Mighty


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Apparently Twilight has a horn.

I give this 10 mins before we get a mature tag.

HAHAHAHA! I LIKE IT!

No. Unoriginal and overused. I am literally going to throw a shitfit if this climbs its way to featured.

It was then when a freak gust of wind blew through the streets of Ponyville. Shop signs were knocked over, and clothes were torn off by the gale.

To be perfectly honest....

These were earth ponies, do they even know what the horns mean?

...I'm really not sure...

I was only having tea with my parents. And Mayor Mare. And Fancy Pants. And those three nuns...

...if I should take this one...

Once you go earth pony, you never go back.

...seriously...

>that title
>that pic

<-----------my sides--------->

1710359
>literally throw a shitfit
You're literally going to smear the walls with excrement?

Dot dot dot.

Sweetie Belle made me chuckle, though.

1710444 I don't know. You tell me Mr. I'm-going-to-get-technical.

five bucks this gets featured

1710468
You're not in control over whether you're going to shit on your walls?

I'm terribly sorry, but that doesn't seem to be a defining trait of a person whose critique carries much weight.

AT first I was like, oh, it's just a horn problem, like two horns, lol xD. Then I was like...oh....it's not just horns....oh god....oh.... :|


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1710523 Are you trying to start a fight?

Inb4 featured

Grammar and punctuation nitpicks and pacing and style aside, the core concept holds together only in the most ephemeral sense. I can understand a one-shot clopfic being like this, but how is this possibly even going to end in 'teen'?

1710535
Are you really getting sincerely distressed at another person over the Internet?

That's really quite precious.

1710535

Pfft, he's just saying that if you're literally going to have a shitfit, then it's possible you may not be in the best condition to be on the internet. Then again, who is fit to be on the internet?

1710581

Then again, who is fit to be on the internet?

I am, since my existence is just perfect for internet. :moustache:

Got nothing better to do, why not? I love acting like a troll with actually being a troll. :duck:

1710575 I am not getting 'distressed,' but I am slightly unnerved by the fact that you are deciding to start a fight with me in the comments section of a story. And I'm debating whether or not I should bite the hook and tear the fishing rod right out of your smug hands. Because you're trying to pick a fight with a shark.

Oh dear lord, so much laughter :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

I'm debating whether or not I should bite the hook and tear the fishing rod right out of your
smug hands. Because you're trying to pick a fight with a shark.

Listen, if you're gonna try to big talk someone over the internet over a comment they made about you, take it to a PM before you embarrass yourself on a story that a ton of people will probably read if/when it gets featured

1710627
That really is outright precious!

I wonder, really, how exactly 'fights' play out; is this the sort of fight which goes on with far too much time? Is this the sort of fight where one expresses on behalf of inanimate objects? Is it the sort where everyone whinges to their mod friends about people being unfair and mean? Or is it the type where people go onto their blogs and start hurling essays at each other?

I'm really quite intrigued at the sort of mindset it takes for one to unironically proclaim oneself a shark in the comments section of a fanfiction and proclaim himself not to be messed with, because that's actually a very interesting kind of neurosis that, for all my studies, I've never managed to understand. I mean, of course, there's the whole 'unjustified sense of self-importance' going on, and the whole 'serious business' idea - I'm not sure if 'internet tough guy' applies here, because you're not actually threatening me - but fuck me if I know its aetiology.

Please, do continue. This is actually a very fun way to spend one's free time. I mean, one could even say
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1710687 Well, I can see now that things have gotten serious on your part, due to the fact you decided to whap me across the face with a thesaurus. I do not have the free time to 'fight' with you, but I find it sad that I am actually going to make time to do it. So would you like to start with blatantly insulting one's mothers? Or are we just going to throw feces at each other?

One thing is for sure, I will not whinge to my mod friends, whoever I don't know they are.

But let us not plague this story with your induced fight. Shall we take this to mine or the latter's page?

1710730

I do not have the free time to 'fight' with you, but I find it sad that I am actually going to make time to do it.

oh my god if I knew another word with the same pejorative implications as 'precious' I'd use it in a heartbeat right now

Your page, if you please. The little red numbers are very soothing.

1710758 Ooh goodie, shall I make a blog for it?

1710767
My god, you'd do something so cute? Certainly. :heart:

1710787

:pinkiegasp: Woah! Sorren, Amit, relax. It's just a joke fic. I'm not worth going over 9000 over. :twilightoops:

1710847 He started it....

1710359
Considering how many dislikes it's getting, not too long.

1710990
You didn't have to get riled up with just one guy.
How does his opinion and/or thinking matter to you?

1711335 It doesn't, but he challenged me and I have too much pride to back down.

Wish this got a feature Box I would like to see some massive shit throwing fests.

1711354
Sigh?
All I have in response is this.
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and for shitsngiggles, this.

a god at its finest

That horrible pun... :facehoof:

The title and I was like. Why this not Mature. Then I looked at picture.

Oh my god, I am so sorry for that incoherent sentence. I can't English right now. :facehoof:

*groan*

So many groans from this fic, I'm going to get an intestinal disorder.

And Teen? I guess it's teen because nothing is explicit, but gezz. The title was the very definition of double entendre, it wasn't just literal.

And this is why I watch you.

Oh fucking god. Really now? Really.

I fucking quit.

:applecry: Wow. I've written actual troll fics that didn't get this much grief.

I wish I had brought a 50 gallon cooler to contain all this Haterade. :rainbowlaugh:

Sort of meh....
It came, it saw, it went away and left nothing behind ....

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