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Just a guy who loves to write stories. I hope you enjoy some of them.


Bon Bon has to take Lyra to the hospital to figure out what's wrong with her marefriend. She just won't stop making mouth farts! She's unresponsive to everypony and everything around her, and Bonnie just doesn't know what to do. The answer to her question is weirder than what she had original expected.

I don't know why I wrote this, it's really weird and very stupid. I hope someone enjoys it at least.

I've borrowed the cover art from the talented Atryl

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4260462 He did that on my story too :/ I don't get it either.

4260495 Aaah XD I won't question it :rainbowlaugh:



Ok. This is win.

Pure and total win.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I... I loved it.

I could sully the experience by dissecting the various reasons for such - as in my furious love for all things Lyra AND Flufflepuff, but... I shall resist.

As when one accidentally sits down and eats an entire carton of Oreo ice cream - which I assure you is very easy - there is a moment of panic and guilt that follows. Also, a bit of a headache and gratuitous belching, followed hours later by a likely bout of diarrhea.

Eventually, one must accept their irreversible fate and simply bask in the wonderfully decadent afterglow, as there's nothing left to do.

I am basking happily.



... yes, I react similarly to unexpected encounters in real life.


Greetings friend!

~Skeeter The Lurker

This is genius. Pure, unadulterated genius.

That was beautiful mang... Beee yooo teeee ful.

Reminds me of that Rap Battle videos on Youtube.

Ponyville Fart Battle...!!! :flutterrage:

4260462 He's spamming that everywhere. But he's an idiot, so just ignore him.

This was...well...silly. :derpytongue2: But a good kind of silly. Also, that doctor is a quack. :facehoof:

4262903 So I've figured since he commented :rainbowlaugh: Well, I'm glad to hear that you enjoyed the story, thank you for the compliment :twilightsmile: And yeah, that doc man :ajbemused:

4262493 Glad you like it :twilightsmile: I don't think I did a beautiful job with it, but I'm happy as long as people enjoy it :pinkiehappy:

I don't normally fave one-shots, but this is too frickin' good!

Oh, and also...

Definitely following.

4263548 Aawww, thank you for the lovely compliment :heart: I really don't think my story is good. I certainly didn't spend much time writing this and I know I can do much better than this quickly written thing :rainbowlaugh:

Also thanks for the following :rainbowkiss:

4263596 No problem!

I'll be sure to check out your other story, too!:twilightsmile:

SFC #22 · Apr 20th, 2014 · · 23 ·

"Bon Bon has to take Lyra to the hospital to figure out what's wrong with her marefriend."

These are characters from a kid's show - why will they be interested in a romantic relationship? Just stop, okay? Write something else.

Preferably something that won't result in pony porn.

4263804 Why are you so aggressive? :rainbowhuh: I didn't write pony porn, and what's wrong with couples? The show has already established that romantic couples happen (In example: Shining armor & Cadence). The only purpose it serves in this story is a loving connection between the two characters. No reason for you to leave a comment like this, especially so when it makes no sense..

WAY too late, bro.

I was on a public transit bus while reading this. A man a couple seats away from me was making an odd gurgling noise the entire time. He was wearing a Dora the Explorer backpack and holding half a frozen pizza.

4264268 Did he at least share?

4263804 I believe you have the cure for butthurt on your profile, please use it.

4264328 Not a fan of cold pizza from a man with sweaty palms.

4264623 Stories like this. Or a continuation. Just... Moar.

4264628 Aaah. Well, I have an idea in mind for a mini series of 1-2k words stories about Lyra and Bon Bon. It will still be cutsie and silly, but a bit different. I'll see if I can get to it soon :twilightsmile:

4264662 P.M. me when you get it put up! :rainbowkiss:

Amazing. A triumph of the human spirit.

When they said that the only case found so far was flufflepuff, I was like:

:fluttershbad: THEY WENT THERE

Not to be the resident stickler for proper English- :moustache:
:rainbowwild: -but I do believe the phrase is, "blowing raspberries"

4269373 But but but... mouth farts sounds so much dumber! :raritydespair:


That was quite enjoyable :rainbowlaugh::rainbowkiss:

This seems so fitting... I'm drawn to a story by the picture of an absolutely adorable looking Lyra to find that the author has a strangely mesmerizing avatar pic as well. If you don't mind, could I have a link to the picture you used? (Avatar pic)


4273511 The story was solely inspired by this drawing btw :rainbowlaugh: and my avatar is of my OC pony named "Passion Quill." There are a few drawings of Passion, but why do you want a link?

Mixture of cute and funny.
I do like. :pinkiehappy:

I honestly don't know. I love the expression on (I'll assume 'her') face and the radiant blue eyes. It just really stood out to me and I really liked it.


4276007 Fair enough X3 Just remember in this pic, I had yet to decide Passion's cutiemark, so the one in the pic is wrong. There you go http://d.facdn.net/art/wolfshy/1349636077.wolfshy_qxmgxz.png

The real cutiemark is a heart with a quill going through it, hence the name "Passion Quill" X3 I keep on switching PQ between mare and stallion. In the pic it's a stallion. Though, if I get around to writing the story about PQ, it'll be a mare :rainbowlaugh:

For a moment, at the commencement of the "fart battle", I thought it was going to be actual farts. :rainbowlaugh: (The face contorting is why.)

4276048 I would have guessed tomboyish female or California dude. Actually, there's an old anime trope of gender ambiguous characters that this would fit with. :twilightsmile: Anywho, I liked the eyes as well. :moustache:

4264662 Whenever you make that and do a blog post announcing it, tag this story so we all might hear about it please? :duck:

Bonbon: Doctor what happened?!

Doctor: I'm sorry it appears your marefriend suffers from a case of sillitus

Bonbon: Is there a cure?

Doctor: Buggered if I know I just get paid to stand here and sound fancy.

Police Officer: Right then, Right then, silly silly silly, get on with it!

Scene transition to man behind desk.

Man behind desk: Oh! Right, sorry, and now for something completely different.

This except has been brought to you by Monty Python's Flying Circus for Ponies.

4269373 And I hope you realize Raspberry is a shortened version of Raspberry tarts, rhyming slang for fart. It was farts all along nuuuuu :derpytongue2:

4277066 Sure, I can do that :twilightsmile:

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