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Smoku


I've been trying to get off this ride for a quarter of my life.

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Shrek has declared war on Celestia for attacking his Ogres. It's all ogre. Prepare your body.


Warning: this fic is extremely offensive. Get ogre it.

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Oh dear god.

~Skeeter The Lurker

2885607
I know...

I'm so sorry.

I'm not tryin to say that its ogrekill its just that when you wrote this you went into ogredrive. What I'm really tryin to say is, you've ogrestayed your welcome. So get ogre it, Kay?

2885756
It's all ogre.

Added it to a few groups for ya. THIS MUST BE KNOWN!

2885770
Yes, it must. The world must know of the wonder that is Lord Shrek.

Hm...

Seems legit.

"NOT YET ,SHREK! IT'S NOT OGRE YET!"
"FARQUAD!"

-Trailer for Shrek 5, Rated O for Ogredrive

shrek is love,shrek is life

I was so offended, but this fic was too funny to care :rainbowlaugh:

2889954
It seems that you got ogre it. Congratulations.

Another chapter, I say!

2891523 I am going to do a dramatic reading of this

Looks like Celestia ogrelooked something when planning the invasion.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Celestia should've checked herself.
Now it'll never be ogre.

is gr8 m8 n8 r8 it 8/8 m8

:rainbowkiss:........:rainbowhuh:...wait.....why didn't Shrek "violate" her?

Ya' gotta check yourself before you Shrek yourself, Sunbutt.

MORE! THE OGRELORD DEMANDS IT!!!
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I hate the meme, I hate the cover, and I don't entire like this story

*claps*
I have no idea why the hell I decided to click on this, but I'm glad I did. ROFL. :rainbowlaugh:

Somebody once told me...

What's with all the ogre jokes, and when did Shrek become a god? I know I gotta get ogre it, but still...

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