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I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
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10/10 not enough friendship
"Gal pals"
I can only hope that someday I may find a friendship like these two have.
my sides
Friends. Riiiiiiiight.
Lyrabon is the Flying Dutchman of ponyships.
You can't run from it. You can't sink it. All you can do is just accept that it's there doing 'things' in front of you.
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And that when it catches you, you're going to Hell.
And probably enjoying the trip.
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Arr, ye can't stop the cap'n of a good ship, matey!
Yes.
I knew somepony was going to write a shameless clopfic on this eventually. Ah, harpbutt and candyass. They're the greatest of friends, aren't they?
10/10 it's pretty good.
I like how you headed that "Thanks, M.A. Larson" line at the end too.
Good job.
I saw this story coming the moment I watched the episode.
THEY ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS! THANKS, LARSON!
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Yarr, methinks the story weren't the only thing ye saw comin', matey! Arr-harr-harr!
The fox and the hound reference in the description gave me flash backs god damn it.
There is something seriously wrong in your brain.
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Yarr, it be mostly bilgewater 'n barnacles in there!
Can I be their friend?
It's probably a pretty exclusive club.
Such good friends, true besties. I give this a 10/10.
The ironic thing is that if you follow the logic of what Lyra and Bon-Bon actually say in "Slice of Life," they never claim not to be lovers as well as friends, nor does either seem romantically-interested in anypony else. Why do so many people assume that calling someone a "friend" means that this person is not also one's lover?
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Yarr, takes a good bit o' swimmin' to miss a bowsprit like that'n, matey!
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Everytime you used the word friend (which was like 35 times) I could hear the venomous air quotes. Very funny.
Riiiiiiiiiight, "friends" suuuure. Keep on thinking that
6123976 This
Well...that happened. Imma go read some more
I want to know what font and size "FRIENDSHIP EXPRESS" is written along that toy. For science mind you.
6096682 This comment made me laugh. I can't favorite a comment but you do get a thumbs-up.
As 6142984 put it I know I'd rather be friends with my lovers than enemies or even just strangers. There is a reason for the phrase "friends with benefits."
But yeah, it was way too overly stressed in that episode. The only response from the fandom for getting that pushed into our faces was the push back even harder with more clop fiction of those two.
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I honestly don't think the writers were trying to kill the ship. I think what happened was that Hasbro told them to kill the ship, emphasize that Lyra and Bon-Bon were just friends -- and they responded by literally having Lyra and Bon-Bon emphasize that they were friends in such an obviously passionate and even erotic manner that it confirmed the ship, which was exactly what the writers intended.
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Oh I was never blaming the writers in particular, I fully understand Executive Meddling.
But you can't deny the fact that they are the best of best friend was overly stressed.
I watched "Slice of Life" with my roommate, who's not a brony, and paused the video every time it got brought it to add "JUST FRIENDS" myself, because of how over the top it was.
Love Love Love this story.
Was inspired by it so much.
I rather be friends with the person I sleep/fuck with instead of strangers. I get the jokes except for this line:
"Friend a bitch?" Is that like fuck a bitch or shank a bitch? It sounds neat.
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That's the idea, matey!
6391874 Well, when I going to use this phase, I'm not going to fuck or shank them. Maybe make sweet, sloppy love to them. I'm instead going to "friend a bitch" in the literal sense!
This story would make a great drinking game. Take a shot every time you read the word friend.
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Fer experienced grog drinkers only, matey! Foolhardy landlubbers, attempt at yer own peril, ha-harr!
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You're missing something Silver.
Friend(s) = 1 shot
Best Friend(s) = 2 shots
If you're not dead from alcohol poisoning by the end: chug whatever's left to forget all of this cheese. XD
You're welcome.
Wow, sure great being GAL PALS, isn't it? I mean, we are SUCH GOOD friends! I don't know what I'd do without my VERY BEST FRIEND!
I swear, in my head cannon, they are just bucking all the live long day.
Yup. Just friends. BEST FRIENDS. They're very friendly.
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Well, not the clopfic you urged your followers to read, but hugely enjoyable anyway ;)
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Loved the comedy, but I'm a little unsure whether or not they are friends. The story leaves that part about their relationship a bit unclear.