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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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Or tries to, anyway. Several things get in her way, among them apple trees, the incompatibility of crystal castles and modern technomagical wiring, mass confusion, and at least one aggressively terrible joke.

In retrospect, she probably should've waited until the afternoon for this.

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Mostly written on very little sleep and sort of inspired by this.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 18 )

hurr de hurr. That was amusingly painful to read. Have a congratulatory duckway.

thats a gr8 b8 m8

That is a lot of work for a joke.

I think I absolutely love this. Thank you.
'Course, I haven't even managed to pull that joke off on a 7-year-old...

Also
i.imgur.com/BkNBnHa.jpg

I think it's supposed to be "up doc"

like this:

I'm conflicted.

One part of me is thinking "poor Rainbow."

The other part is reveling in her suffering.

I wrote a review of this story; it can be found here.

Sorry for the late notification, I posted these yesterday and forgot to leave a note on all the stories.

psshhh
eeheeheeheeheehee
*snnrrrkk*
BWAHAHAHA!
Awesome.

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You are too good for this world. Fly, let your spirit be free.

Also if you die in a plane crash while I'm writing this, I am going to be so very angry at you.

Stupid but funny. :pinkiehappy::rainbowderp:

5908962 Either one is acceptable. Another variant is "Butfor." As in "A butt for sitting!" or something that sounds like sitting but isn't, if you catch my drift. King of the HIll nearly used the Butfor one, but Hank caught on too quickly.

I'm so glad this story exists.

I've reviewed your story HERE!

💻🍪

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