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Sleepy Panda


Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Pinkie Pie is enjoying breakfast with her friends when she notices something: they're all drinking a different drink than she is. She decides to sample it.

Featured 6/13/15 for some reason.

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Interesting...though I can only imagine what kinda crazy shit Pinkie can get into with THAT much coffee on her system...:pinkiegasp::pinkiecrazy::facehoof:

Wanderer D
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Sorry Pinkie, until you feel the caffeine crash, you haven't experienced coffee.

6083433 That's why the story is marked as incomplete. :pinkiecrazy: Next chapter, we shall see.

Oh boy What's going to happen, but I wonder if pinkie ever made Coffee Cake or tiramisu but for sake of the fic I guess I can suspend my disbelief.

Are you sure this isn't a comedy

Pinkie Pie on that much coffee?

Oh dear, this won't be good, fillies and gentlecolts. Batten up your windows and doors, Equestria.

Your fanfiction is just fine, however. Please do continue, darling.. :raritywink:

Sir,

You just opened a portal to hell, DOOM style. Death regrets to inform you that he has to close it, as even hell is not enough to stop Pinkie Pie on coffee, let alone THAT much coffee. You will either have to wait for her to crash or for your demise, which ever comfirst.

Also, you seriously did open a portal to hell in Equestria. Good for you.

Keep writing!

Professor Obedire R. Birch

Love it. I half expected her to vibrate so quickly that she would phase out of Equestrian reality... Or, y'know, experience a complete time stop, ah-la Over the Hedge.

What has science magic caffeine DONE??? :twilightoops:

As for ponyville? Great job breaking it, heroes... FYI Celestia is the one who first imported coffee for the express purpose of this lesson in friendship. :trollestia:

6083830 I'll add the tag, then. I always avoid adding the comedy tag at first, because I never have any idea of whether or not my story is funny.

Pinkie Pie + caffeine? BAD
BAD
BAD
BAD
BAD IDEA!!!!
LOL, this reminds me of my very first contact with FiM, a crossover comic on dA between MLP and Mythbusters, which is epic in its ending, I tell ya :rainbowlaugh:
here it is!!

6086282 Then more you shall get.

Hopefully. I'm lazy.

I think this is more or less what I expect from "Coffee Pinkie"

She yanked the drink off of the table and turned it upside-down, downing the entire thing in one giant gulp.

And that's how Equestria was unmade. :pinkiecrazy:

6086304 I was going to make a parody of this fanfic, for my new line of Retsupurae-styled tales, but after reading this it doesn't deserved to be mocked. This is a great read and you deserve a follow. Luckily I can give you one. :)

6088348 Mock it all you want. :twilightsmile:

Thanks for the watch and the fave!

6088399 Oh, no no no, I can't and won't mock it. I'm looking for poorly-written and cheap-concept stories, and your's is a good fanfic that made me chuckle quite a bit. It doesn't meet the criteria for taking the piss out of it. Besides, it's mostly clopfics I'm looking to parody right now. The overused plots and massive lack of effort made in those pornographic writings provide a wealth of things to mock and point jokes at. I actually clicked on your story y mistake, and from there I just went ahead and gave it a read and was impressed.

Don't thank me for the watch and fave, Sleepy Panda. You don't need to thank me for something you earned. :)

And that is how Equestria was destroyed.

"Whoa!" Pinkie giggled madly, bouncing out of her seat. "This stuff is fuuuuuun!" Why would such an amazing drink be bad for her? It didn't make any sense, but then again, what's the fun in making sense? The more chaotic life is, the better! With that in mind, Pinkie Pie did a backflip and landed on the ceiling, where she skipped around, humming to herself.

when pinkie starts quoting discord, HEAD FOR THE HILLS!

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