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VitalSpark
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You finally posted this!
That is you, sir.
5806366 I will remind you:
5806348
Miss Spectrum is aware that I've been sitting on this one for a while. I originally pressed the 'submit' button on 14 Feb, but withdrew it from consideration, not wanting to detract attention from my other Hearts and Hooves Day story. I then decided to re-submit it as an April Fools' Day special, though it was approved a little faster than I'd expected.
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Read this on a dare.
Fucking brilliant.
I should have expected this...
Oh well, it was funny anyway.
5806362 What's so funny? He turned out to be a model citizen, right?
Beautiful. I was expecting that this was just a joke, and the last sentence made me laugh! Good job!
Damn u that was clever
The most important thing to note regarding this story: Disposable nappies/diapers aren't any worse for the environment once you consider all the detergent and hot water required to clean them (depending on the heating source of the water).
Other than that; unf unf I ship it.
I found this humorous I guess. Was expecting something different though.
Sombra x Pound a pairing I would've never live to see. I'll give it a read when I get time.
I was so ashamed for coming to read this story. I am now ashamed for expecting foalcon.
5807017 That's why it's funny
Should have known it was an April Fools prank. Damn, and I was really hoping from some M/M foalcon, no matter the quality.
5814465 It's still a shipping story, just more of a friendshipping one.
Also, you were warned!
Maybe one day I do Thunderlane x Rumble just for you?
5814490 How about a Snips/Snails? Or a Spike/Shining Armor, I don't think I've seen one of those yet.
5814520
Snips x Snails?
Spike x Shining?
5814558 Yeah, I've seen a few Shining x Spike pics on Derpibooru before, besides, I think the Big Mac x Spike shipping's been done to death already...I think.
Actually, I just had another idea. You ever heard of Glitter Shell?
5814566
I have now. Intriguing.
I don't want to clutter the comments section of this story with further discussion of potential new stories, but feel free to send me a PM.
I just... I don't even... Fuck the read did I just what?!
Brilliant
Permission to go kill myself now?
I give dis,
A den Oudda den
5868123 Granted
well, you actually got me...
My life has been enriched by reading this.
Many thanks.
Thank you for the warning. Though the cover made me laugh my butt off, I shall heed it. So many authors DON'T give warnings....
6303308
Yay! First comment on this story for ages!
I actually made the picture first as a joke after reading about this Valentine's Day contest, and afterwards decided to write it up as a story.
The original intention of the story was to troll people a different way — Pound Cake would have turned out to be a sexual predator, and Sombra his victim — but I liked it better like this.
I found this pretty damn hilarious XD especially that ending
best story on this site, 10/10
6892629 Ikr? It really is!
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Proudly certified not racist!
You had me fooled there for a second. I thought you were gonna make an infant eat two pieces of meat. Well done