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Wuten


Something-something horse narrations.

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Tennae is a young changeling who, after the fall of Queen Chrysalis at the hands of Princess Cadence, has been sent out to Ponyville to prepare it for the grand return of her Queen.

But young changeling minds are so impressionable nowadays... and this changeling will experience first-hand some of the questions she's wanted answered. Among them, possibly the most important:

What truly is love?


This is an Anon in Equestria story. Written for Valentine's Day. Sorry if it's a dealbreaker, but TOO BAD HERE WE GO

Chapters (5)
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Comments ( 72 )

What truly is love?

Now that I got the obligatory joke out of the way, I'll start reading!

Wuten is back!

I've got that warm tingly feeling inside.

Oh how I have missed you and your stories!

aww come on! don't leave me like this! I'm at half mast, I need another chapter!

don't be a cock tease.

5562457 really? helsing abridged reference? you cheeky dick waffle

5563008 hey dandy dick!....you missed! woooopwopwopwopwop!

Well, this is a pleasant surprise! Just when I thought I'd run out of interesting stuff to read, a cute bughorse story pops up from Wuten, no less!

I love it so far! Cute characters and interesting premise. Keep those chapters coming!

“Please, sir, may I have some more?”

What she said

this seems like it could be good

Hark, unknown human, for I dub thee Steve! Embrace thy new name for thou hath been known to perform Steve-like things!

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"Steve is a shit name and you should feel bad."
-Anon, 2015

5567735 There are many Steves out there who might disagree with you. What say you about Frank instead? I'm sure that most ponies would appreciate a Frank human about.

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"Absolutely disgusting. My name is Anon, and don't you forget it."
-also Anon, 2015

5567764 But I have already forgotten it among all the other Anons out there! How about Michael? What about it, Mikey?

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"ur names are shit, kill yourself"
-Shitposting Anon

I'm intrigued. I wonder how our human would respond to a changeling. Hell, I wouldn't have much a problem with 'em as long as they didn't harm anyone. Could make for good friends :)

Hm... Interesting first-take. I shall read this!

Sssssecret's ouuuut...
*insert dramatic orchestral buildup*

This story is bad and you should feel bad.

5631826
kill urself lol

Adorable, need more.

5703792
College work bogging down right now, but yes. Spring break is coming up in a few weeks, will try to get more done then.

I love this story so much, I can't wait for more :twilightsmile:

Not even Changelings can stomach the idea of the red & black alicorn.

Yay! update! And progress of a soon to be relationship!

fuck man im sick of your shit!
like and fav how bout dat?!
come at me bruh

5743246
1v1 me scrub

This is so promising, good chapter and story <3

Why do i feel that she is gonna fall for him first rather than the other way around.

The weekly (at least as of now) updates is not enough! I need my fix!

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Man, I do MONTHLY updates, I ain't no casual weekly updater.

but yes I know your pain I only write when inspiration hits me sorry

I really like this story. It's nice, short, and interesting. I hope to see more!

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5743361
I'll rek u 2 s0 hrd u won't evn kno BICH

edit: M8

5948315 come at me bruh

5952275 *Slowly backs out of room
"where u goin bitch? that's right run u fockin pussy"

5955400 damn dat guys fast

5956747 *Peeks head back through door

"Wut."

5957095 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

We done here?

5960350 lol then wat ya waiting for? come at me bruh, unless your a Scootaloo

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Have you ever been raped by a chicken before?

5963781 its not rape if its wanted bruh. you ever get "raped" by tomato?

5964808 Are you implying that I wasn't aware of the fact that you believe in consensual homosexual tomato intercourse of the sexual variety? Because I know that there is not one iota of knowledge in your head pertaining to the subject of oranges in a mental sense; I wasn't feeling that, but instead knowing it at a date ceding the moment you informed me of it, good sir. I have no objective complying with that of the act of obscuring either, however you wish to inform me again in something everybody with more brain cells than an ant has. I can simply not come to any conclusion that has you shown in a positive light, and so I have a proclamation to make:

I, Totallyrandom of the dude family, have resolved to have no further discourse with the FimFiction.net user zaku666 as they have insulted my race, gender and iq on multiple occasions. However, if this individual sends further insults my way I will take action and rektify the situation in the following way: I will get all fuckin gangsta on yo bitch ass motherfucker. By the time yo nigga ass can even see me I'll be bustin a cap in yo dank ass bitch. Eat my 17 motherfuckin inch dick motherfucker

5966292 lol goddamn why'd we even start this? i cant remember that or what this story's about gotta reread this story. its been fun but im out of ideas

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