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Well... I really don't know what to think about that. The only thing I can say is: Cool story bro, needs more dragons! And by dragons, I mean Spike.
Ponies are like drugs.
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Prove me wrong, I dare you.
This was interesting. But somehow in a good way.
I shall give you a thumbs up and a moustache sir 
And here thinking Kat took 150... ponies are bloody pansies.
Soo, Shining cried out in pain and Cadence cried out in pleasure?
Btw, his first few months as royal punisher must've been hard on his hands, but they are probably leather like now.
4886082 I was just thinking the same thing. Can you imagine the pain of 150 swats?
Spank-tastic!
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Eh, different world. Ponies and the royal guard are both shown as pretty much straight up pussies in the show and in the comics. Running from a bunny stampede, patting themselves on the back for stopping possums, stuff like that. It stands to reason that they'd think of spankings as horrible punishments to be feared, and ten swats would be enough to make even a grown stallion quiver.
4886069 Where is the warning for increased autism!? This comment is misleading, good sir.
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More ponies, do it
I kinda wanna see every royal get punished for neglecting the country or something and some others.
"That nigga be tripping this bitch is heavy" funniest qoute ever bro.
"the last spank echoing through the arena like an obese man’s fart in a church." top kek
Damn. . . . why am I so into this?
Hmm, this reminds me of a nice story on /mlp/
Nice story, I found it very funny. Nice rule that it doesn't count if it isn't counted.
Why is his name Anon? That's such a stupid name.
Cute, and funny. It embraces its own absurdity, which I love.
You should definitely do more. Maybe Twilight, Dash, or Rarity next? Implements might be nice, like paddles or hairbrushes.
In any case, I would love to see more of these!
Jesus fuck. That was a great pick-me-up after a bad day.
WMID you glorious bastard. Beautiful.
Oh yes. All of my yes.
There are only so many stories I come across that I can barely read through tears and my sides in space.
But once again; whatmustido is at the top of the delivery list in that category!
Metaphorical hats off to you again.
Excellent work. You broke my smile.
He loved his job so very much.
And who are we to say that he can´t work more?
More I say!
Hehe... that is all
Oh Celestia, that was funny! LOVE BEING THE ROYAL PUNISHER!
More chapters with different ponies?!?!?!?!? PLEASE!?!?
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She wants the D.
Hilariously awesome. Kinda confused by the dark tag though.
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I guess it's not as dark as I thought. I figured since the ponies were making such a big deal over it that it would count as dark, since it's technically public torture to them.
lol it seems Cadance is a naughty mare who likes to be punished.
i would love to have the job as Royal Punisher
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4893791 Nope she is kind of a bitch.
4887668 Anon is a name given to a character that is meant to be the reader, so technically Anon can be called what ever you want him/her to be called
U made me laugh so hard when u describe the finisher as "an obese man farting in a church". I fucking lost brought truly deserve a title for this.
Definitely funny. I loved this one.
Even though it says it's comepete, I wish you could continue on with this and show more punishment to other ponies pwease
This really needs to be it's own thing. I can see why it shouldn't be/likely won't be, but damn would I love to see more. This seems like it would be a difficult concept to write without it getting stale. You can only spank so many ponies...though other forms of mild punishment could be amusing...
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If I do more, I'll include tickling, maybe Indian Sunburns, and serious guilt trips. After that, I'd have to get suggestions.
4898568 Hm...I vote for pretty much everything you said with the possible additions of noogies, whipping them wet towels [towel-whipping/snapping?] Maybe nipple cripplers [though only female horses have nipples iirc] and perhaps tieing their front legs together really close together and making them walk down the hallway.
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Aren't you a little young for reading mature stories, little lady?
4901342 I watched my father die. Don't talk about 'a little young' to me! :p
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I bet he died the same way his daughter acts: like a bitch.
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4901572 Not a fan of Arya, then?
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To be fair, she is kind of a (justified) bitch in the books. And Ned also kind of died like one, given that he didn't fight back or whatever.
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BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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