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But how can you say you hate her when you won't even lick her wingpits?
Quite difficult to masturbate to, but doable.
Seriously though, that was messed up, but I found it very amusing. Your mind is capable of creating very, very strange scenarios :-).
Love the giving (at least) Alicrons earth horse behavior heh, but honestly she would break more then just his kneecap i bet.
I...what?
I... I just... What?
Your damned Mini-Anon adventures are just... Special...
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This was arousing.
I've read some weird shit on this sight, but this one takes the cake.
Sequel?
Full Phoenix on Human vaginal action?
Excuse me as I go drink a bottle of Bleach...
What?
I really liked this, made my day!
I would ask you to continue this story but I don't really know how it would continue. Wither way, nice job.
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well that was enjoyable ,wierd, but enjoyable ... so like owner like pet ey
Just so I get this right before I start reading this...
This is a second-person clop with Philomena?
I haven't even read this yet but here's a thumbs-up for the chapter name.
The heck I just read. hahahahahaha
Both ridiculous and fun, a nice little distraction, well done
Also molestia approves
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Water and not booze? WHERE'S THE REAL BOLDING?!
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Welcome to the wonderful world of having zoophiles for friends!
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Glad to know I'm best at something.
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Psh. Birds don't even have vaginas. They just have cloacas, which is used for everything down there.
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Sort of.
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Just remember that birds are totally sluts and willing to put out with anything that rubs them the right way. So if someone goes to griffinland and really likes petting things, he's gonna get all kinds of action... or arrested for molestation. But since their back ends are part lion, here's some more fun facts for you: Male lions have a dick about the size of your thumb that's covered in spines. They can last about five seconds in bed, but can go hundreds of times per day. Lionesses have an extremely small vag and can get off very easily. If a human went to fuck a griffin, they probably wouldn't even be able to fit all the way in.
...And since most people don't know about horse sex, I can go ahead and tell you about that, too. Stallions last about fifteen seconds and are done for the day, period. Mares have low stamina as well and can squeeze their vag in such a way that they could get off from just a pinky, and they easily get off in about thirty seconds. So all those stories you read where Anon is just too small are fucking ridiculous. And when you take into account that their vaginal lips are more sensitive than the rest... Well, a human would be a fucking god at pleasuring them.
The more you know!
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*Ahem*,
catnip.
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...Why do you know so much about animal reproduction?
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>Welcome to the wonderful world of having zoophiles for friends!
Maybe you didn't notice that. I get into skype calls with these people where they talk about this stuff. And then there's /mlp/ and AiE, where there are threads and hundreds of posts dedicated to this stuff. It's fun.
This is not what I expected at all. Dammit Nav you fucked up.
http://pastebin.com/XzGE3Lpz
Educate yourself.
I knew this seemed familiar. Was this from the garden scene of diaries?
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The very beginning, yes. Nothing else was.
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Why
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Hey, I didn't mention that Rat was a filthy brown person or that Pat was a damn kaffir. Other than those two, I think everyone else is masterrace. Though you're pushing it, you dirty alien.
OK, what the fuck did I just read? I'm not disgusted or anything, just really, really confused. Confused as to why I can enjoy this, even if not exactly as I would enjoy a proper clop-fic. Still...
And the comment "explaining" things about lions and horses... it just rubbes me so weird, when thinking about this with sentient creatures in mind as well.
Summarized: Good story, though it has left me confused...
To the read later list
Pic that may or may not be relevant:
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Sequel?
Full Phoenix on Human cloaca action?
Excuse me as I go drink a bottle of Bleach...
I'm scared. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Never owning a bird. EVER
Wait so basically philomena teases him and leaves....?
So he was raped by the bird and Celestia knew by how he looked when he walked into the throne room like she saw it happen before? Im extremely confused 
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According to one of my friends: "It's not rape; he didn't cum." But Celestia knows about birds. And she knows that Anon probably doesn't know. If you read my other stories, you'll quickly come to find that Celestia is a fucking troll in them. This one is no exception.
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Most of them can't turn into fire.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm confused about why I wrote this.
LEEEEEEEEL
Bird clop... Has anybody else ever seen a Philomena clopfic, because I sure as hell haven't. Neat story though, I almost got a chubby when Philomena started getting down to business, that fucking tease. Also, you're lucky I'm not Pat, you racist bastard.
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Both of those lines almost killed me, especially the first one. I almost choked on the mouth full of skittles I was nomming. Though, the second one might be my favorite... Made me think of you, Bolding.
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MAKE IT SO!
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I was actually checking out the episode with her last night.
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If you look at that, she's actually about as large as Fluttershy. So if your dick can fit in Fluttershy, it can probably fit in that bird. Mind, I made her smaller for the story because frankly, that size is ridiculous, but I didn't have to...
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Now when you say special...
Well that was a thing.
3656285 Special in a way that keeps me coming back even though I don't know why.
...what, no sex?
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Bruh, what's your Skype?
I'm okay with this... and I don't know why.
3654830 Atleast she isnt pure evil in this one?.....DoaMM Tia is,This one seems more lighthearted
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Actually it was malt-liquor nigga.
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Dat OC...
3654830 Fucking Trollestia
Alright... Now Gummy next. You know he probably could suck a golfball threw a garden hose.
Amusing, but all too short. Makes me glad Nav hasn't had more interactions with that damn bird in Diaries, last thing he needs is to add yet another rapists to his long list.
Still... I would kinda like to see where a sequel to this would go.
Well that was freaky. Also, considering birds are descendants of dinosaurs does that mean the same things would work on a dinosaur?
Ah whatmustido, you never cease to surprise me