• Member Since 25th Jul, 2014
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Smoothkurz


I am German k?

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Randall Magowsky is your average 13 year old. He loves quickscoping, pretending to have seen boobs in real life, and calling people gay on Xbox live(PSN is for noobs k?).

After unlocking the secrets of the universe he is turned into a Call of Duty character with Phase Clan technology.

He proceeds to go to Equestria and kick it's ass.

Art by Yliad Yzzuf

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 93 )

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノyus yus yusヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Obvious trollfic is Obvious

7/10
Troll harder

Anyways, while this is a decent troll fic, it needs a little bit more.

10/10 would clop

9 out of 11 would blaze it again

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / 20

After fininshing this story, any noob that saw this will scratch their heads in confusion at the dank ness of this fic.

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4865658 Obvious anally angered plebeians

4865782
Bby can u add story to the Writer's Group? For whatever reason I'm banned.

(I literally actually don't know why)

4865865 sure tongs bby

Luz

Oh my god this is one of the best things I have ever read in my entire life
would quikscope agen

360noscope/20 would blaze again

"Fucking pleb tier/10 would probably dank again"
- Pewdiesnipars

9dope10me

#blazeiterryday
#2160noscopetrickshotswagyolopewdiepiedankassshiznit420blazeit6969lololololololololololo
#swag

Luz

4865631

How dare you call this masterpiece a trollfic? :twilightangry2:

Comment posted by Pink Butterfly deleted Aug 17th, 2014

4865996 U wot m8
Fite me irl
Ill fokin rek ya
I swer on me mum

Right PSN users are n00bz ( you spelled it wrong N00B) because we don't like being robbed by our source if entertainment. And please, you write a cod related fic and think your a gamer. That's probably the worst franchise in the business. Your a N00b for playing it. And jeez what does Xbox even have anymore. No one cares about halo anymore, and everything else is either on PlayStation as well it only on PlayStation. A system that's both cheaper and doesn't have ridiculous system requirements. It's got better hardware, better software and better games. Not that you'd know what any if that means. Cause your a N00B!!!!!!!

Luz

4866095 y u delete comment

4866123 And yet people still buy their games :rainbowkiss:

This is literally the dumes f*cking thing I have ever read. I want my 10 minute back.

4866123
Sorry, I muted you.

I can do that because I have an Xbox.

4866149 did you really look at the discription and go "Ya know, this looks like a good story,"

This was so amazing

4866222
I'm not sure if you're trolling or just stupid.

4866230 Neither apparently. You're boring.

4866251
So you're stupid then.

Chuckward / 10.

4866123 PC master race filthy peasant.

I honestly can't decide if I want to give this an upvote or a downvote.

4866305 Do what I did. Say fuck it and drink a gallon of bleach.

4866298
You keep saying that.

Why?

Not sure if going to fav...

Fantastic. Amazing. I cannot think of enough adjectives for how much I loved this.
Would 360 no-scope again.

Also, Mountain Dew? Wouldn't Red Bull fit better?

4866095
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little scrub? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the MLG, and I’ve been involved in numerous Counter-Strike LAN parties, and I have over 300 confirmed 720 noscopes. I am trained in Battlefield by gorillas and I’m the top sniper in the entire CoD franchise. You are nothing to me but just another windowlicker. I will wipe you the fuck out with noscopes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lagswitches across the USA and your IP is being DDOSed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ping. You’re fucking ded, noob. I can be in any lobby, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my melee humiliations. Not only am I extensively trained in throwing-knife ricochet trickshots, but I have access to the entire server farm of Treyarch and I will use it to its full extent to lag your miserable ass ten years into the past, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy pwnage your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit noscopes all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 no h8

4866596 wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

4866153 Holy shit I love you

This was as amazing as weed and Doritos combined to create the ultimate noscoping drug

-Reads story description-
NOOOOOOOPE!
-Leaves without reading or rating the story at all whatsoever-

I still can't get over that cover art. :rainbowlaugh:

4866596 Wow. :rainbowderp: That was overkill. It's just a stupid game. You probably have no skills on the REAL battlefield.

Awesome story. :twistnerd: Smoke w33d erry day

4866814
It's a copypasta

lrn2internet, pleb

4866945 :derpytongue2: Well it's fucking entertaining! :rainbowlaugh:

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