• Published 16th Jun 2014
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The real ponies please stand up - Evilhumour



After the love spell at the Royal Wedding and reveals who was a fake, things are not the same anyomre

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Or anypony? Please, just one

This was it, this was finally it! This was suppose to be her big day, the day when she WON for her children.

Invading the stupid ponies capital and replacing that silly pretty pink princess was beyond easy, a sign of how weak they were.

Chrysalis had enjoyed sapping the love out of that fool stallion and even picturing herself feeding on that simpleton’s love for the of her life.

She even enjoyed tormenting those foolish six mares, especially that annoying purple unicorn. She had enjoyed knocking her out and sending her away to be cocooned for future love siphoning.

She even had enough stolen love to send Thunder Thighs, or Celestia horn over tail, and allowing her to place that heavy alicorn into a cocoon, dangling over her new throne room.

Then everything went to Tartarus when that stupid purple filly unicorn not only escaped from her caves, but brought back the real Cadence!

Now that hunky stallion and his foolish bride were about knock them out of this stupid mountain city with all that built up love magic into one very powerful shield spell.

Chrysalis braced herself for the blast, closing her eyes for the oncoming pain.

What happened next, nopony could expect it.

She felt herself moved backwards, but not sent flying as far as she expected.

There was a ring of gasps from all around her, a massive wave of shock hitting her.

Slowly, she opened her eyes to a truly impossible scene.

The lovely couple had been replaced by changelings, in the same tight embrace. One had a pink carapace, the other had his official off duty coat on, his tie undone after she had spent all that time fixing it, disguised as one of his colt friends. Didn’t he know how much she appreciated a stallion that was nicely done! That uncaring, inconsiderate jerk!

Looking behind to the side in further disbelieve, she saw the Elements of Harmony have been replaced by six more changelings, the colours of their carapaces and eyes indicating who they were, each showing surprise on their faces as they each looked at their fellow elements.

The pink one was still bouncing, although it was not as high as normal. The one with the hat had buried her face in it, rubbing the back of the cowering yellow. The white one was muttering things to herself while the purple one was sitting on her rump. The blue one was still gasping at every changling in the room.

“No, no,” Chrysalis started to mutter to herself, not believing this was happening to her, on her special day. This was not fair! “This cannot be happening…”

She turned her head to the Solar Guards, all of their white fur replaced with black chitin, each of them looking at their fellow guards with shock and surprise, with her own changelings look confused to fight their opposites any more.

Everywhere she looked, each pony had been replaced with changelings duplicates, all of them looking shocked at the truth of their friend’s true real self.

She let out an undignified meep when a loud thud came from behind her. Turning her head, she saw that alicorn of the sun was a truly massive changeling, with a gold carapace, golden shoes dangling as she started to stand upright, fixing her golden crown. She was still a bit dizzy from falling from her pod, with a bit of clumsy waltz as she tried to focus on the scene. The Solar Guards, moved out of their shock statures, and went to aid their leader, ignoring the fact that their own fellow guards had been lying to them for so long.

With a flash of light, another looming changeling popped into the room, the regalia indicating this belong to the Princess of the Night. She was flanked by sharp looking changelings with the fearsome looks and armors that could only belong to the Lunar Guards.

The looming changeling instantly went to aid the wobbling changeling, helping her stand upright.

Those thighs were still truly massive. Chrysalis thought to herself, Truly she had been enjoying far too much sweets.

Chrysalis brought a hoof to her face, wondering if this was some sort of twisted dream, wondering if the dinner she had with Shining Armor had something in it.

“Ok,” the changeling queen spoke in a shaky voice, looking at the stunned crowd who were looking at each other with blushing cheeks, their embarrassment flooding the room.

The royal couple had moved away from each other, with the pink coloured changeling still trying to fix his outfit, clearly knowing how much of a goof and disrespectful it was to be that messy on a mare’s special day! If they would have been wedded, he would have slept on the couch for a month! Thank goodness she had been able to get that dragon to plan his bachelor party so no floozy would touch her Shining Armor!

The six Elements looked at her, standing next to each other, all glaring at her with the cowardly one hiding behind the blue one.

The two tall, looming changelings looked at her, with the shorter of the two rubbing the back of the bigger one, tsking as she poked a hole covered hoof into the squishy thighs of the bigger one. The bigger one slapped away the hoof, shooting a sharp glare at the changeling. It seems that Thunder Thighs was still Thunder Thighs.

Her own changeling looked at her with confusion, wondering what the hay was going on! No where in their plans had they planned for this. They had planned for at least one tribe to be place here in Equestria but nothing like this!

All of them turned their attention to the groaning, beyond annoyed changeling queen, asking a question that nopony ever thought would be asked, and would be actually hard pressed to find an affirmative to in the oncoming days. “Is anypony here in this kingdom not a bucking changeling!?”

Author's Note:

Firstly, if this has been done before, than I am sorry. If not, then can someone tell me how I am the first one to think of this?! Secondly, this is not as polished as I would normally like it and I might refine it later. Thirdly, this was inspired by the countless stories of the mane six being replaced by changelings their entire lives and this was too good to pass up.

Comments ( 52 )

Answer: Nope they are all changelings! You done screwed up Chryssy!:pinkiehappy::facehoof:

Chrysalis had a bunch of rebels.
Far away, in a small, sleepy town, one small newborn is the only pony in a world full of changelings...

4552662 Majorly.
4552710 Who knows? Maybe, just maybe.

Eh, seen it.

4553028 Can't remember off the top of my head. Came out shortly after the Season 2 finale so it's been quite awhile.

4553032 M'ok, just that I've not seen this done before, and I would be surprised if I was the first smart ass to do this

4553063 If I get enough praises like that, I just might make another part to this.

Long ago, there used to be four ponies.

Earth ponies
Pegasi ponies
Unicorn ponies
And the alicorn ponies

Then one day it was revealed that they were all changelings, now it is time.

Time to find the REAL ponies

I - I just might make this!

Oh it's been done before I forgot what it was called but it was still funny the first time... nah still funy the second as well.:twilightsmile:

4553085 Thank you, I realized I couldn't be the first guy to think of this, but thank you for the kind words.
4553086 Too true, but now I am tempted, really, really tempted!

4553131 I know; I'm racking my brain in thinking of how to write it!

4553148 maybe, just maybe.

4553148 I would need a link

4553183 Thanks but it wouldn't really be a avatar the last air bender crossover story, just the lines making me think of it. Thank you again

4553442 Well then what do you think you should do?

Go get a mop and clean up!

4553502 Ia Cthuhlu, you are right!

4553557 No virgins, they know nothing! Bring me your mares of the red light district!

4553696 But they experience, as the Cthulhu stand I, I demand it.

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I mean... *SMOKEBOOM*

I was drawn in by the coverart (and by the way, you called it "The Far" in the description, but it's "The Far Side").

I've seen this idea done before, and to be honest, I've seen it done much better than this. Not that this was bad, it was just...plain, I suppose. Nothing too exciting or anything.

Also, I think your italics got a bit out of control in the last few paragraphs. :twilightsheepish:

4571408 Fair enough and I will check it out later

What, no one linked Changelings, Changelings, Everywhere? (I'm actually using it as the basis for one of my own stories, though I'm playing it dead straight.)

This is the second story I find around this particular premise, although the other one was a drama about everybody secretly being a changeling and being terrified of being discovered. Turns out that the only one who knows the truth is Luna, who also apparently is the last pony.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/199770/deep-cover-confusion

4553032
You mean the one where there was like, four different factions of Changelings that wanted to either conquer equestria or turn on the old hive (one group was called the New Larval Republic) and both Luna and Twilight were Changelings but none of them recalled what was done with the original Luna due to it having happened so long ago?

4553557
*Brings him Twilight Sparkle and The Pope*

4749434 Um, no. And the fact one of the factions is called the "New Larval Republic" makes me want to headbutt the author.

4751351
Yeah, I facepalmed over that, too.

There was a story I read long ago where Celestia reveals to Twilight that she is the only real pony in Equestria and everyone else is secretly a Changling.

The kicker is that Celestia is trying to restore the pony races by mating Twilight to the only stallion left... who turns out to be Blueblood... :twilightoops:

... wish I could find that story again...

4842327 Find it! It must be found!

CCC

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4842327

By a strange coincidence, that sounds a lot like one of my stories...

CCC

You might also be interested in Everyone's A Changeling which takes the concept even further than any other one that I've seen.

I also think you've forgotton to end an italics partway through your story, you might want to fix that...

4850174 I will look at the story and huh?

thanks I just fixed it up!

I read something similar a while ago. It was more of a follow up to the 'Canterlot Wedding'. Chrysalis intends to invade Ponyville and take it over, only as she reveals herself and her plan to Twilight Sparkle, ponies start changing into Changelings from different swarms, including Twilight Sparkle. Ends with the various factions trying to convince each other to join theirs. Very Keystone Coppish. :pinkiehappy:

There's also this...

Oh god, everypony is a changeling fics just never cease to be funny to me.

Are ponies even a thing?

I have long since forgotten what it was called, but there was one where Celestia turned out to be the only REAL pony in Equestria, all the hives were fighting over who got the ponies that don't exist, and the Princess has a mental breakdown because of it.

5740493 I think I've read the story you're talking about, It's called Changelings Changelings Everywhere, or something similar.

Obviously, the art is not mine, but from The Far comic. It was just perfect fit for this story

The Far Side by Gary Larson
lol and yeah that picture is the only reason I clicked here and I am happy I did. Love the theme XD
Not trying to be mean or anything with the correction Hes just one of my heros lol

That was funny and quite enjoyable!

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5500352
I think I saw a pony once...

Oh, wait. Nevermind. It was a mule with a carrot strapped to his forehead.

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Darn mules pretending to be them fable unicorns

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Well, to be fair, Donkey Hotay pulled it off better than the minotaur with the construction paper wings trying to pass himself off as a Pegasus...

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