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Quixotic


Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

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...you really like drunk ponies, don't you?

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Oh yum, I can't wait to see how this'll eventually turn out :pinkiehappy:

Wow I don't like it ....I love it :scootangel:

What'll happen when the Princess of Love stumbles across the only human male in Equestria? Drunk sex in an alley, of course.

And that, kids, is how you get an STD. :rainbowlaugh:

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(No words can describe the amount of correctness in that statement)

Now THIS sequel needs a sequel!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand Featured!

:pinkiehappy::moustache::pinkiehappy::moustache::pinkiehappy:

Whats with drunk horny ponies?

Needs a sequel! What happens to Jake!?!?!?!

Curious first time, Cadence spell don't work as planned, maybe the spell could also increment the lust of the subject its only felling lonely…or conflicted for what happen, something if for sure Lyra didn't even blink…so its obvious she don't had the 'hots' for him apparently.

That leave only Luna and Cadence, I hope we can see more of Luna.

P.S: Didn't in the last story of drunk princess Jake had his own house?

Does Jake the human have a dog named Finn?

Now we just need Celestia and Twilicorn.

Cadance gasped. "Even after being backed into a corner, you still won't admit it? Fine. I see how it is." She spread her wings and gave them a test flap, then shot a glare at Jake. "If you won't admit your feelings to her, I will!"

You could say that her pursuit
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led to him being cornered...

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nope, we need those AND Chrysalis don't forget her

aaaaaaaaannnnnnnd.....she's pregnant

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It would seem that way at first glance. In my defense, however, two of my pieces were commissioned. Eventually, I'll get around to writing something that does not involve alcohol.

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Well then, I have some good news for you...

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Jake has always been living with Lyra.

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That would certainly be amusing.

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Excellent.

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Je so I was right with the Lyra thing, it makes sense base on her reactions, maybe she only not into him, she is gay or she just had her eye on someone else.

Also thanks for answer my question and I'm happy with the possibility of a sequel because I really would like to see what happen next, and if Cadence will remember at some point.

One thing if for sure…Cadence likes it when someone pulls her tail

God I hope shes remembers. The fallout will be hilarious.

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Spongebob Announcer: Several months later.
Shining: Twiley! Guess What! I'm gonna be a Dad!
Twilight: O Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes-!

Spongebob Anouncer: Several More Months Lay-ter
Shining: (Eyeing centaur baby) Wat.

In the end, all the alicorns will be pregnant. Haha!

This was quite the sexy sequel to the Luna fic and I was surprised that she was included in this one at all. Hope you make another! :twilightsmile:

"Especially the first house that was introduced. I love that the author made the main characters wolves."

Nice Game of Thrones reference ~ :heart:
I'm about halfway through book 3 and I was pleased to see the allusion to the series.

do i sense Celestia next?

Very nice, I hope this ending means another sequel on its way...

4470459 Centaur baby?? Looks like Tirek Ti-wrecked that ass before he sent it to Tartarus. :rainbowlaugh:

"Especially the first house that was introduced. I love that the author made the main characters wolves."

I love you.

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They die. They all die. Everyone in the series dies, and then get replaced, and then those assholes die too. And you can't stop. It's like crack.

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And I have the perfect titles. "Yet Another Drunk Princess" featuring Celestia and "The New Drunk Princess" featuring Twilight, ending with "All the Drunk Princesses".

Everything is better when your drunk!!!!!!!!!!! Except when your me. Drinking hard cider almost everyday. Its amasing how my liver holds up........
~ Eric

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Spongebob Announcer: Several months later.

Shining: Twiley! Guess What! I'm gonna be a Dad!

Twilight: O Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes-!

Spongebob Announcer: Several More Months Later!
:twilightblush: Um, BBBFF? You know how we "celebrated" Cadance's pregnancy a while back?
Shining: Umm... yeah?
:twilightoops: You're going to be a father twice over.
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(Ladies and gentlemen, the plotline of about half of the Twilight/Shining Armor clopfics on this site! :trollestia:)

Doesn't anyone else wonder what the mysterious siblings reaction would be in the morning?

SFC
SFC #34 · May 31st, 2014 · · 19 ·

Cadence is worst princess. That being said, why does this exist? Ponies are animals, suppress your sexual urges, and masturbate to something normal. Also, Cadence R34? Really? In my eyes, Cadence is worse than Hitler. She's just a shitty OC that shouldn't exist. I hope that, one day, the rest of this fandom will be enlightened by my superiority.

@ SuperFlyingCookie
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Don't respond to the troll.

4476349 Your rants get a tad boring after a while, wouldn't you agree?

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If you want to talk about useless characters, then I let's talk about Derpy:derpyderp2:. Derpy has appeared in over half the episodes, but adds almost nothing to the plot or advances the story in any way. She was so offensive to people with disabilities that Hasbro had to change her name and her voice. The main reason she was given more attention is season 2, 3, and 4 was because of her fans. (Note: I'm just playing Devil's Advocate. I love Derpy :derpytongue2:)

I will submit that Cadence came in as a fully developed character and the audience loves character development, making her a weaker character over-all, but she's not who needs development. Cadence is the like the big sister of the show. She's close to Twilight and offers guidance, love, and support when she needs it.

A Drunk Princess is one of my favorite stories on here. When I saw this my brain almost melted away.

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Everyone has to die sometime.

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I hope that, one day, the rest of this fandom will be enlightened by my superiority.

Admit it. Your tongue is firmly embedded in your cheek. :ajsmug: :rainbowlaugh:

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Spongebog Announcer: The previous announcer got tired and they had to find a replacement.
Shining Armor: Ok honey we need to had a serious talk about Jimmy.
Cadence: Oh, are his grades falling?
Shining Armor: Are his grades…NO! Are we REALLY not going to talk that he is a centaur? do you really think I will not notices?
Cadence: Shining I…
Shining Armor: No Cadence, no more lies, I need to know the true right now…did you drug my food to make my sperm that powerful or I just that good in the sack?

Comment posted by cullexoh deleted Jun 1st, 2014

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Apparently, as far as shining Armour is concerned, Denial IS just a river in Egypt

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It seems you've guessed the title of the next story. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised, as it's only logical to proceed with "Yet Another." Here's hoping you look forward to it. :twilightsmile:

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I would argue that once you give the otherwise feral ponies the ability to speak and create complex thoughts on the same level of us humans, they have transcended being merely "animals." On the contrary, though, you could say humans are simply animals as well. I am of the opinion that there is a distinct difference between an animal who only lives via instincts and an animal who can communicate and be part of a complex society, complete with an economy and class hierarchy of sorts.

To say the ponies of this show are just "animals" is a gross understatement, and I'm certain that if we could have one in the flesh, they would agree.

However, judging by the comments directed at you prior to mine, this wouldn't be the first instance of yourself making a negative comment towards the subject matter of a sexually themed story. I doubt my words will change your approach towards stories of this nature, but alas, words are all I can provide. I respect your opinion towards the content and will not make further attempts to sway you.

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Sounds like Jake has his work cut out for him.

This demands...a SEQUEL!~Mojo from Wolverine and the X-Men

This was a fun read. I found myself laughing out loud a few times at the drunken shenanigans. :rainbowlaugh:

The scene with Luna was sweet. It made the story feel like more than just a shameless drunk clopfic. Jake's a lucky bastard eh? :P

i approve of this, shouldnt be taken serious but enjoyed the read :twilightsheepish:

Shining Armor is going to skin Jake alive and then mount his head as warning to others.:raritydespair:

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