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Dev Conz


I get bored and write stuff for this fandom sometimes.

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I wake up on the best day of the week, to have a displaced Twilight Sparkle sitting on my sofa. In real life. I'm not having anything to do with this, NOTHING!

A/N
Just a small piece that came to mind that I thought would be funny.
Sequel in the works

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I would love to see this Human in Equestria. She would be beyond pissed.

4093581
As long as it isn't on a Saturday of course. :twilightsmile:

I am not a morning person, so I can understand how she feels, and I would probably act the same way! Bravo! :yay:

Mornings are sacred, and no purple poni's are going to take them from hapless hoomans on this lady's watch.

Oh my Luna yes. I despise Twilight. On the Bright Side, maybe she'll get hit by a taxi or a bus, depending on where she is. And she finds out that her magic doesn't work right before it hits her, causing her head to skip across the pavement, stopping right in front of an 8 year old girl who loves Twilight more than the obvious best pony, Pinkie.

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Damn... thats quite the hate you have there. :applejackunsure:

I think at that point in my life where I see a purple unicorn from a tv show sitting on my sofa it is a good time to get up, walk to the door, and leave.
That's it. I'm done. Cya. :ajbemused:
On a side note I like the story!

This song came to mind when I read this.

4094370 :twilightoops:That seems a bit excessive don't you think?

This was interesting to read .... :rainbowhuh: but I liked it :moustache:

At first I was confused, then mildly entertained, then exhaling quickly through my nose and within a few seconds I was laughing. Something I needed today. This is silly, but VERY clever and VERY funny!

You kind of left the story undone. Did she leave or not?

4099118 Not necessary information. A story doesn't have to end with any action after all.

...This was fun...but it needs to be looked over by an editor.

Well, someone is going to be very popular.

At first, I thought this was going to be an Archer crossover, mainly because the title is "Noop", a very common word in the show's somewhat original lingo. But, I wasn't disappointed when I clicked on this and read it! I have to say, I relate with this character in ways you may never understand. Every Saturday is sacred to me, mainly because it is a day for writing fanfics and being lazy. But, if someone like Twilight(AKA, my mom) tries to interrupt said writing or laziness, I tell ya, there is no quicker way to get on my bad side.

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Well, Archer is where I got the word, hence the title. (I f*cking love that show with the strangest passion!) Glad you liked it! :twilightsmile:

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God, Archer gives me the guiltiest laughs because their jokes are morally and sometimes politically incorrect, but it's soooooo hilarious! Pam, Cheryl/Carol, and Krieger are my all-time favorites!

> writer tries to be clever
> writer fails

4093581 maybe that's a quick one shot for you. Wake up on a Saturday in ponyville. Randomly. On twilights couch

4094370 Dude what the hell? :twilightoops:

This could turn into a great story! Too bad it's only a once-over or whatever they're called.

lol nice distraction I got here.

I...I'm not sure...but yay.

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I believe this says it quite well.

this was the first thing that came to mind when i saw the title

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