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[7:17:32 PM] Alexstrazsa: Methdancer is the best pony whore name I've ever heard
[7:17:40 PM] M: "Content warning: Contains drugs, pimps, whores, foalcon, unbirthing, hemophilia, racism, and small penises."
[7:17:45 PM] M: This getts better and better
[7:17:58 PM] M: Regidar always brightens up the queue
I didn't actually think this would pass...
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Behold! The gods come down to mess with us peasants.
I will take this only chance and say two things.
Read my shit! Please feature my stuff! I WORKED MY ASS OFF!
and
Fuck you mod! Ah don't respect your shit! Lololololol...
yes
regidar
you are my god
i am going to read your story now
and only then will i understand the true meaning of life
10/10
You chose to write about the only drug I don't absolutely hate.
2782516
Ditto.
Regi, you've outdone yourself.
How you got this featured... well, I call corruption.*BLAM!* HERESY!fucking dropped, 0/10
Brilliant.
I lol'd. I don't even care if this is a redundant statement.
WTF?
I'm sure you just write these stories based on random events and/or blog posts and/or stories which happen in the few days prior to their respective releases. I really want to collaborate with either you or Chuckward, if only to improve my already-godlike skills.
Looks like I forgot to moderate which thoughts I posted. Oh well.
I'm stunned.
10/10
that was
amazing
i
i have no words
literally i am
just
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PRAISE BE TO THEE, REGIDAR! FOR EVER AND EVER, AMEN!
Nice job fitting so many fetishes into one story. Good on ya.
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Since I can't upload any images and link directly to them from where I currently am, have this link to the image on Dropbox. It's the idea for my next story. :3
Frankly, I didn't quite understand it, but I thought all of it was wacky and slightly hilarious! Always left me saying, "What?" Or the more than popular, "What the hell?" And that one you have to say like a southern person or it doesn't work right.
Crayfish approves.
2782862 huzzah
you need to get a "crayfish approves" badge.
2782799>>2782450>>2782516>>2782518>>2782519>>2782526>>2782532>>2782535>>2782547>>2782549>>2782592>>2782614>>2782774 >methwhores
I'm going back to Hawaii just to hug you sexually for this magnificentness.
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Meth? Never. Weed? Yes please.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2782875
What? Dude, it's a joke, I'm not actually into meth, or even drugs for that matter.
10000000000000000/10
2782884 yaaay
2782911 This is just absolutely brilliant. You should be the new Super Smash Bros. character just cause of this.
2782896 5m0k3 w33d 3rr3d4y.
2782919 WOMBO COMBO
2782933
I think I'm okay, thanks.
That was rather hilarious. Interestingly enough, I imagined Methdancer to look like Crackpot's mom in the Ask Crackpot Tumblr blog, only less attractive due to years upon years of Meth and abuse.
#Meth
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#420
Sees story.
"This should be interesting".
Reads.
"WTF???"
Sees who wrote it.
"Shoulda known..."
Laughs.
I laugh.
methwhore.
Anyone wanna bet how long until Methdancer becomes a Tumblr pony meme?
2783363 that's not a fair bet because in the time I wrote this it probably already became one died and had a reboot lol
2783363 I'd hope not with that cover art character, since that's another artist's character.
All in one fetish. Nice job, Regi.
"All of the whores began to dance and sing in their whorish ways, chanting the songs of Lil’ Mayne and twerking about."
Dang! Lil mayne was gonna be a name in one of my stories! Oh well, cool story too, I couldn't help imagining all of methdancer's loose prostitute skin flapping as she fucked lil pickle.
OH YOU SEXY HORRIBLE EVIL BASTARD YOU!
This is in such poor taste and I know I shouldn't like it as much as I do...... but god night is it that kinda wrong that you can't help but giggle at.
while my room mate may not agree this was pretty damn funny!
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Read description and know from start it will be funny, is there anything you won't make awesome Regidar?
Awesome fic by regidar and the 69th like.
Today is a good day indeed
I liked it, but...
Who the buck names their kid METH? I am detecting some serious parental jack assery....
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There's actually an artist doing artwork of her atm
lul
people likes my oc
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10/10 this was a fun ass read.
I found a redundant word that broke the flow for me. Other than that it was truly a great read.
When he finally did, it was glorious. His balls gurgled, and the rusty machine of his genitals worked feverishly to push the semen out of out his penis. He shoved himself into Methdancer one more time, and the potential pony past spurt deep into the reproductive works of Methdancer. He managed to get three full squirts before giving out.
2786112 I'll fix that.
Thanks!
2782547 Nonono, it's " *BLAM!* HERESY! ", very important to remember the "!", or the commissar will *BLAM!* your ass.
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Right, right! How could I─*BLAM!* NO EXCUSES FOR HERESY!
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2786759 derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsIjIwMTIvMDkvMjAvMjNfMjJfNDVfMTlfMTAyODkwX19VTk9QVF9fc2FmZV9wb25pZmllZF93YXJoYW1tZXJfNDBrX2FydGlzdF9taXN0ZXJhaWJvX2FuZ3J5X21hcmluZV9jb21taXNhcl9mdWtsYXciXV0/102890__safe_ponified_warhammer-40k_artist-misteraibo_angry-marines_commissar-fuklaw.png
Amazing.