Regidar
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It's all ogre
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This story is basically the plot of the Hunger Games.
I dun even...
Okay
Okay
Okay
OKAY
5/10
God, I love you so much for this.
Wuh da fuq?
Well then.
10/10 in the raping category
10/10 in the "protagonist gets fucked" (literally) category
10/10 in the great quality category
Overall, 30/30
Oh god.
I
I don't
Words cannot describe
This is godamnned beautiful.
Yeah... I get the pun.
>trap
>9001/10
Too bad Elijah did not show up ;_;
omai
Edit: Oh yes.
I just got the weirdest boner...
...
*sigh*
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Kndbjngbfhdsgsjgahhdjh!!!
ahem..
Noep.
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I don't know what it is... but I like it!
By the way, whatever you were taking when you wrote this; share with the rest of us!
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Okay, a couple things wrong with this... If you were aiming for an actual clopfic, you certainly missed your target. I couldn't clop to this at all. Secondly, none of it really made any sense. I mean, yes it was kind of funny when Snowdrop turned the tables on the rapist, but it made no sense. Honestly, it's work like this that I wouldn't allow on the site if I were a mod. That's just me though.
This is also a very good depiction of why people need to stop doing drugs. They don't have any actual intelligence, so actually making something worth while is completely impossible. Also, the story is FUBAR! (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)
After Reading this...
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the tables have been turned!
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>implying I ever try to write real clop
You must be new here.
2609191 I have never once taken a drug in my life.
Your story, it's ogrewhelming me.
2609807 I emailed Avey a copy of this story, I hope he likes it.
2609140
The scroll wheel on my mouse hates you.
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2609815 Yeah, there isn't that little bar on the side or anything..
This was actually much funnier than I thought it would be, and overall much better than "Snowdrop". God dammit I hated that fic so much.
This picture is relevant.
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Well, that kinda just happened...
Much better now.
Shrek never dies, only the memes that propagate him.
2609708 Ah. Well hey, I didn't know you actually tried. Sorry for looking like a total ass.
2611103
But the whole thing is that I didn't try. I never do when it comes to clop, because I have no experience with sex and any clopfic I would try to write would be woefully unrealistic. So I write short little comedy sketches with "funny" twist endings instead of real clop.
2611765 Eh, I guess it makes sense. But wait, you haven't had any sex? Like, literally? Damn Bro, you're missing out. It's pretty good.
ESPECIALLY IF IT'S WITH YOUR SPECIAL SOMEPONY! MARES LOVE COCK!
2612364
I didn't. I just happened upon that on derpiboo.ru a day before Regidar posted this.
2612503 I'm 15.
2612885 We're bronies. Sex is something that's in our blood. Ever been to a Brony party? Kinda how I found my girlfriend. At the party we were watching season 2 all the way through (Before season 3 came out) and everyone just started having sex. No drugs, no alcohol, just watching MLP and sex. It actually felt rather good. Plus, even if you're 15, if you don't get caught you're fine. I lost mine at 16 when I first became a brony. But it's all your preference, so make sure you give it to someone you love.
2612912
Right, well
I was talking this comment over on skype with some of my friends, and a good friend of mine who's been around for quite a while had this to offer in response to "Sex is something in our blood."
Case in point: 97 percent of the bronies I've come across are losers who complain about not getting any sex. Most are, indeed, virgins.
That's... really creepy. "Hey, since we're just watching this show about multi-colored ponies, I think we should fuck like rabbits."
Emotionally, I'm not ready for it, I don't think. I'm not one of those "WAIT FOR LOOOVE" guys, I'm just gonna wait until I'm lik 17 or 18 to fuck a guy or girl I wanna bang.
CONCLUSION: Nervous fumbling with a girls bits while a television plays a children's show in the background isn't really hot or anything. Sorry, pally.
2613002 you stole my last line there, you fuck
2612912 that is probably the creepiest thing ever tbqh. "Brony Party", as if bronies having sex parties (or indeed, sex at all in general) is a thing. Sex had is not because of broniness, it's because of luck, sexual attractiveness, or confidence. Being a brony isn't much a part of that, besides the whole 'oh, we both like this adorable show marketed to five to ten year old girls' thing that implies shared interests.
The fact that you act like this is some slick, clandestine special party thing has seriously given me the best laugh of my day, so thanks for that~
2613027 dancer pls
You'll be the Tesla to my Edison
2613038 tesla WAS much better
I guess it makes sense I'd be tesla.
2613071 y u hert me so
2613093 because we hurt the ones we love
Down voted because Snowdrop.
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It's so
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