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What.... The... Hell... Did.... I.... Read.....
Good god, man. That was a little bit ridiculous, but so, so good.
Love it.
~TOOWC
Commence read.
Shenanigans.
At least getting over that Writer's Block.
Welp. Ima go eat a corn dog. Great story. I love it. Evetything about it.
*is just plain laughing too hard to leave a decent review... but is DAMN glad you're back to writing!*
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Did you catch all the space puns?
I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the feedback!
Bonus points to anyone who writes a review or leaves a comment in limerick form.
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I saw him come back in style.
I read this for quite a while!
With laughter in head, and me in my bed...
I came for almost a mile!
Pretty sure I fucked that all up...
~Skeeter The Lurker
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There once was a Lurker named Skeeter
who enjoyed playing with his peter.
He gets his sick kicks
by reading clopfics.
His cum blast could fill a two liter.
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I hope you won't find this quixotic
but sometimes I can be neurotic.
I would like to know,
so please tell me so,
what parts did you find were erotic?
The fun has been doubled
Laughing out loud, from my chair i tumbled.
Head met floor,
Now, I want more!
This cracks me up, I mumbled.
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I'm so glad that I still have the knack,
even if I'm just a clopfic hack.
While I enjoyed the break
There's new fanfics to make!
It is ever so nice to be back.
Thine throne await!!
Make more ponies mate!
More ponies need to be shipped!
Shippers will rage, and tables will be flipped!
Just don't ship Shoeshine, for I'll soon shape her fate
So Luna just did Armstrong
That's pretty fucking weird
Why is this fic in limerick
If this comment didn't rhyme
To bad because i don't give a damn
I truly tried fapping,
but was too busy laughing!
I very much enjoyed what I read
all while I was laying in bed,
and should instead be napping!
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Glad I was part of this collaboration.
And helping your writing frustration.
Leading to this production
of Lunar seduction,
and clopping fuel for masturbation!
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Dat summary limerick...
I've got no interest in reading this whatsoever, but you get a thumbs up for that chapter title alone.
In space no one can hear you moar.
And here we go with a feels.
I can't. I can't read it and not laugh but i give it a +1 for effort.
Yes
5537207 Brilliant poem 5 stars from me!!!!!!
Imagine a man,
with glass in hand,
singing this ballad with drunken chagrin.
As the rest of the party all laugh very heartily as they hear the story within.
Watch as he sings, with a smile on his lips and his johnson firmly in hand!
Too see this display of erotic ballay,
between a man and a horse.
As she grinds him right down,
on the stark moon sands,
and doesn't give a fig who it is, (of course).
Air not a issue,
A mare with a issue.
Armstrong did heed to the princesses needs,
as he spunked down her dark passage,
which works well for equine asses.
she did doth muck with a human love bug and their love was read by the masses.
Both a quaking as they did their love making,
poor Buzz was left fearing,
that mission was nearing,
to a end that would leave them being,
both dying of asphyxiation or worse.
I did love this long dirty ditty,
and I wish it fitting,
for you to keep writing,
in this style you would be compiling,
of poems of mares with a lots going on down stairs,
and a hunger that's never un-quenching.
There wasnt any moon landings. Its al lies.
I tried reading it. I tried desperately but already the first couple lines turned me off.
I haven't finished reading yet, but I want to say that those two lines have already gotten you an upvote.
Most authors I've seen just write for fun,
a hand full however, to make others come.
Some stories are romantic, some stories are estranged.
While some stories, are just plain deranged.
And yet, Bronystories, my stashes you have won!
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Glad you liked it! The wordplay gets better as the story progresses. I had a lot of fun working in space puns and allusions to the science fiction quotes.
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It was a wild, tumescent ride
Very nice story, but I have to ask. Has every story you've written so far have something to do with sex?
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I have an unhealthy obsession with sex. I blame advertising.
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5554697 Everybody has their own style of writing. So I'm not saying it's a bad thing, just something funny I noticed.
"There’s no criminality
for space bestiality."
This is quite possibly the best Luna limerick / fanfic ever. I shit you not! <3
Welcome back, Bronystories.
Before i lay me down on bed.
I pray for a pony or any creatures who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, strong and wise,
One who love the listen long,
One who think before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's have a big cock and self-employed,
And when i spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my Mister Bo and hold my hoof.
Massage my Marehood and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to sex and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visit with my Universe.
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Commence read.
That was nice.
Ah, Bronystories, you haven't changed a bit.
This.
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Just...how is this even possible...? Rather well done. Fudging the meter a bit, but we'll just call that artistic. You could even say the oversized lines create a parallel with the subject matter. Thanks for sharing!
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space is an illusion we are all going to burn in hell
"He thought, “Screwing a horse is risque,
but the moon has no social mores.
There’s no criminality
for space bestiality.
If she consents, who cares what folks say?”"
WTF happened in that verse? Mores doesn't rhyme with risque.
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Mores is pronounced "More-ays." Not "Moors" as in "Moors of Scotland."
With all that said, I'm still fudging to have "more-ays" rhyme with risque. "More-ay" would rhyme perfectly with risque.
Well then. I'll putting this in for read for later.
Oh man! It's brain bleach O' clock all ready!
lol omg this is like dr.suos meets porn!! good job. best regards, darkbroney666
Please come back! Your stories are amazing and fucked up