Silly, comedic stories as told by a very serious narrator.

vry srs

This story is a sequel to Queen Chrysalis, Relationship Counselor

Queen Chrysalis’ business is blossoming, but is something else as well? Join the queen as she furthers her role as a relationship advisor, while also dealing with new emotions within herself that will test her mental limit.

NOTE: This is not a sequel, but is a continuation of my editor ‘s fanfic that he gave me his blessings to soldier on with (link above so you can catch up, reading that is required to understand the set up for this). Whereas he wrote the original before Season 6, I’m updating it to current canon by introducing Sunburst and Thorax as mentions.

An average run of the mill person gets thrown into the world of Equestria just not quite the way he hoped,now he has to figure out how to be the Princess of Friendship before ponies get too suspicious.

4/5/19: Still working on the story, OC tag was added for a future interaction.

Violence Tag only exists for a battle to two.

5/23/19: I keep adding stuff ugh Buut I might be working on rewriting some of this stuff after posting Chapter 6.

Big Macintosh journeys to the 140th Annual Equestria Agriculture Convention held this year in Stalliongrad, a city nicknamed "Citadel of the Earth Ponies." During the course of the convention, he will learn more about himself then he ever thought possible.

Update 11/19/2012: Story on hiatus while I work on other projects and consider revamping this story. My apologies.

The Doctor regenerates into her eleventh incarnation, a loud-mouth, competitive rainbow colored Pegasus mare that switches constantly between total lethargy and extreme hyperactive energy. Also she explodes rainbows when she goes too fast. Gonna have to work around that somehow.

After crash landing the Tardis, the Doctor meets Scootamelia "Scootaloo" Pond, a young filly with no one around her to help when she needs it.

Now armed with a new companion and body, the Doctor will now travel the universe to solve the mysteries surrounding the Crack, the Silence, and the mysterious Rarity River Song...

In case it isn't completely obvious, this is a Doctor Who crossover fusion fic, and will contain massive spoilers to Seasons 5 & 6 of Doctor Who. If you are not a fan, you will get lost. Otherwise, enjoy this tale of absurd proportions.

Originally called "The Doctor Dash" but was changed because this new name is better.

This story is a sequel to The Prisoner of Zebra

When Flash Sentry (HERO OF EQUESTRIA) and Carrot Top (aka Special Agent Golden Harvest) are sent to the frigid peaks of Yakyakistan on a diplomatic mission, Sentry finds himself facing a fate worse than death!

He honestly should have expected as much.

Volume 9 of the Flash Sentry Papers.

Spike is called upon Time Smith The Time Traveler, Tick, to travel into his friends future and past. He learns secrets about his friends and how life in the future changes dramatically with one small decision. Will Spike wish he never met Tick or enjoy life like he always did?

Fallout: Equestria is the largest and most popular television series of the decade. With the equally successful expanded universe seasons, a great secret is brought to light. Just what do the protagonists of each show do in their free time?

The answer? Be massive nerds.

Currently on hiatus due to lack of contribution.

Sometimes edited by the illustrious Unknownlight! (Unless mentioned otherwise.)

Featuring personalities from several amazing side-stories. Go check all of them out and give them a follow!
Frosty Winds from Memories
Mach from Outlaw
Riptide from Dark Shores
Inkwell from Rangers of Wintertrot
Frost Windchill from The Last Sentinel

When the young PI, Ryan Black is on the case, it stays priority one until it’s done. That is, unless he starts noticing changes to his body like mysteriously-appearing tattoos on his legs and a new hair colour. But, his latest case is simply too important to drop. For the sake of the girl that has been taken, and her family, he can’t stop now.

A Five Score-verse story. Contains coarse language. Reader discretion is advised.

Special thanks to vonsnootingham and Tensemasterhalo for helping me out!

Monster of the River Ván, Fame-wolf, Bringer of Hlín’s Second Sorrow, Devourer of the Allfather…

After killing Odin, Fenrir himself is slain by the Allfather's son Víðarr, his jaws torn apart and his heart impaled by the silent god's blade. Despite this, he dies content in the knowledge that he ate old One-Eye.

Death, however, is not final.

Awakening in an unfamiliar forest, Fenrir discovers that he has been reincarnated, appearing once more as a wolf pup and now living in a strange world filled with...sentient ponies? Between navigating his way through a brand new realm and reclaiming his independence, Fenrir embarks on a journey of redemption and self-discovery as he comes to terms with his dark past and confronts his greatest fear: a bright new future.

*Inspired by Norse Mythology (hence the "crossover" tag)

Cover art by Throwmeafreakingbone (aka, "Me")

BEING REWRITTEN