The Nook lays out in the fields and meadows of Equestria, a half-day's travel from the nearest town. Some might question the point of a tavern that far away from where most ponies roam, but every now and then a stray traveller passes by.

Narcotics tag is for frequent use of alcohol, obviously
Sex tag is for the occasional vague joke or reference.

<sub>Just a little drabbling fic written and edited during classes I should be paying attention to.

Expect updates whenever I feel like it. Probably weekday afternoons, and maybe the odd weekend.

Also, technically my first HiE fic, so I hope the tone lands right.</sub>

Warning: The following story is currently unedited and contains dark humor, an odd set up for a practical joke among immortal Princesses, whom one of them will no doubt go crazy, random things before she thinks she "kicks the bucket."

It just might be the most ingenious prank that Princess Luna has ever conceived. A simple one at that. All she had to do was to bribe her sister's most trusted doctor to tell her that she's dying. With only about a week left, Celestia then decides that she will spend her last eight days doing the crazy, immature, random and funniest things that she could think of while preparing for her own funeral.

It's time for our friends to have a serious talk with Rainbow Dash. It's time for her to move on from her friend's passing. Pinkie Pie is gone.

...Right?

Comedy Crackfic, don't say I didn't warn you.

EDIT: Hey, featured on publishing day, 5/26/20!

It takes a certain kind of pony to become a personal servant to the princesses. One must have patience, grace, a clever head, and be a problem solver.

Dapper Dash is one such pony.

Although skeptical about the idea of having a personal butler, Dapper Dash soon proves he is anything but an ordinary butler. While most ponies would be rattled or nervous around Celestia and Luna, he seems to be calm, and even managing to keep up with them.

He's a true gentlecolt, and not only that, he is quite the learned stallion, impressing even princesses. Clearly he is more than than he seems, but not much is known about him. With the drama around the palace it may be good to have an ally that can think on his hooves.

After all, a butler is there to make life easier for their charges.

Big thanks to Hoodwinked MCShelster for the amazing cover art! Really love how it turned out! ^^

Scootaloo has always been good at adapting to whatever life throws at her. When she couldn't fly like other pegasi, she rode her scooter. When she needed a family, she found one. When she struggled to fit in, she became indispensable.

Cutie Mark Crusader, beloved niece, honorary little sister, skate club president, aspiring college student, the responsible friend everyone can always count on. She's perfected the art of being exactly what others need her to be, and she has the perfect life every teenage pegasus dreams of.

But your greatest strength can also be your weakness.

When an encounter with Poison Joke changes Scootaloo's life forever, she discovers that the difference between finding yourself and losing yourself is smaller than she could have ever imagined. As she explores her new possibilities, she'll have to finally confront the question she's been avoiding her entire life:

Who are you when you can be anyone?

Cover art drawn by Sencha Steep.

Proofreading done by Stello.

This story is something I’ve been working on for a while but never had the courage to revise and share until recently. I’m new to this whole fanfiction thing so keep an open mind if you choose to read. Any and all feedback is much appreciated.

I will try my best to post updates every Monday morning Pacific time.

What if Soarin had not been as forgiving as he was when he found out his team had lied to him and tried to replace him for the Equestria games? What would his life be like if he were to up and quit the Wonderbolts, and where could this life-altering choice lead him?

Disclaimer: Story contains subject matter that may hit pretty close to home with some readers, such as pathological depression, borderline personality disorder, and alcoholism.

Celestia has held off telling Twilight Sparkle about her immortal biology for years.

And now that she's told her successor about it... she'll wish she hadn't.

Special thanks to Toriandthehorse, for being a wonderful proofreader, editor, and friend.

Now with a Russian Translation by Nogood (who despite the name, is a good pony).

Now with a Korean Translation by B1ackSteel! Thank you again!

Berry Punch has had a hard time living with herself, and honestly has no idea how long that has been a part of her life. Not even the bottom of a bottle has the answers she needs anymore.

It's just another night, and there was always the next day to look forward to.

Warning: This story contains heavy suicidal themes, and addiction.

Edited by Famouslastwords, and Ice Star.

Pre-Read by Waypoint.

Art by Swaetshirt.

The Dazzlings have experienced a long and unique life, filled with ups and downs. Some times more interesting than others. But when someone live as long as they have, and seek fame and power as they have, then there are chances of being found out. More so now that there are people who know about their long lives.

So when Twilight "Sci-Twi" Sparkle shows up at the door, holding up a copy of an old picture and wanting answers, Adagio Dazzle is more than happy to give them.

(Written for the the March Writing Prompt in the Uncommon Dazzling Ships group)

(If you liked this story and others I have written, please consider buying me a ko-fi)

Sunset Shimmer's been leaving messages on Adagio's voicemail, which is nothing new. However, the content of these messages is a bit...disturbing.

My 50th pony fic! Another short comedy story. Guys, don't take this seriously. Narcotics tag is only for implied usage.