Have you ever wondered what the pets do on a day to day basis with their owners? Here, you just might find out.

In the aftermath of a concert gone royally wrong, Pipp Petals must make her daring escape from the castle alone before she can be arrested along with her mother. When she stumbles across the crown jewel of her kingdom, the smallest princess decides to live up to her duty and protect the family heirloom from any would-be thieves.

At least, that's the plan...

An entry for Bicyclette's A Thousand Words Contest II hosted by the A Thousand Words group.
Edited by: TheAncientPolitzanian
Preread by: Jymbroni
Cover Art: Smol Pipp by Kayle Rustone on Twitter
Now with a YouTube Reading by RainbowInfinityReadings

Fluttershy has an absolutely lovely pair of tits that she wants to introduce to Discord. The draconequus isn't so sure if he's up for making friends with these humongous tits. Will Fluttershy be able to help Discord past his tit anxiety, or will the chaos god perish from laughter?

This is an educational story.

A gift for Moon. Helped into existence by NorrisThePony, and you should blame him for the existence of this. Recommended by PresentPerfect! Reading by TheLostNarrator!

Celestia has never been one to complain about her duties as a Princess, but every now and then, she does enjoy a bit of pampering. Although Canterlot is renowned for its upscale amenities, the spa run by Aloe and Lotus in Ponyville is her favorite spot for a clandestine, indulgent retreat. When she arrives to find that her reservation has been accidentally booked at a new spa annex, she agrees to try it out. Even if it isn’t one that usually caters to ponies. What harm could come from trying something new?

A BIG thanks to my editor, EverfreePony, for all the hard work that went into making this readable.

Applejack accidentally stumbles across the fact that Winona is a changeling in disguise. Now, everypony is going crazy trying to figure out if their own pet is a love-sucking bug or not, each in their own...unique way.

AN: My friend told me he didn't think I could write a story using fewer than three thousand words, so I set out to challenge myself. 13 hours of writing later, and this was what happened.

Thanks to Noble Thought for the story concept.

Fluttershy buys a bag of Dog treats that say they'll put the pup back into anything that eats them, she's not sure what that means but it sounds like a good thing until one of them turns Spike into a Dog.

This doesn't take place in the Equestria Girls world

Cover art is cool, don't know who it belongs to

Hi! The name is John Gate. I'm from California, and I work at a pizzeria for a living. Well... I used to. Now, I'm stuck in a land full of magical ponies as a freaking crocodile. That's right, a crocodile. However, not just any crocodile, a Krookodile from Pokémon!

I mean, it would be cool if it weren't for the fact that these horses can't understand a thing I say! Not to mention, some crazy pink pony made me her pet! Well, I can't really complain all that much. At least I have a new little friend. Ain't that right, Gummy?

…...

Eh, he's the silent type.

"My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic" is own by HASBRO.

"Pokémon" is own by NINTENDO, GAMEFREAK, and THE POKEMON COMPANY.

Gummy is a secretly a very thoughtful creature, and he has been from the very beginning. He may not get into very many adventures of his own, but he has a very outgoing owner who is eager to share hers and those of her friends! It seems that Gummy's thoughts on these stories don't match the lessons that everyone else learns from them either.

Notice: Because of recent developments within FiM which tie directly to this story the original plot-line is no longer possible. As such, this is on hiatus until such a time that the current plot is fully defined.
Disclaimer: This is a reboot of this canceled story. It is recommended to read the prologue chapter of that story to understand this one.

The magic of friendship flows through every creature, big and small. They just need a little push in the right direction. Tired of living under their masters' neglect, insanity or just plain monotony, the pets all desire (in one way or another) to take life in a new, more exciting direction.

When a mysterious curse is laid on the Elements of Harmony, turning the bearers into pets and their pets into ponies, the misfits embark on a dangerous trek to break it. What was originally meant to be a quick trip around Equestria turns into a harrowing journey that expands from the comfy suburbs of Ponyville to the forgotten ruins of an underground kingdom to the biting tundra of the north, all filled with odd characters, laughter and an evil that has lasted for generations as the pets each embrace their inner hero. Because as we all know: the greatest of legends always start with the smallest beginnings.

Alowicious "Owl" Nocturnus has always wanted to be a pilot in the Equestrian Mech Program. But after failing to qualify, he settles as a technician, helping to maintain the machines at their Canterlot base.
After he is accidentally run through a training simulation, however, the AI Twilight Sparkle selects him to be her pilot, sending him down a path he thought lost to him.

However, a dark force is rising in the nation of Griffonia. One which seeks vengeance for past wrongs. One which desires to see Canterlot, and all of Equestria, fall.

Despite still not having completed his training, Owl must lead a squad of fellow misfit pilots to take on Griffonia. But with a team consisting of a glory hog, a overcautious prodigy, an antisocial loner, a mute orphan, and a depressed alcoholic, the job might be harder than expected.

NOTE: The prologue consists of worldbuilding and a little bit of context, but otherwise has little to do with the main story. Characters within the prologue will not persist beyond it. Feel free to skip the prologue if you feel you can pick up the situation from context.

EDIT: Prologue removed since it sucked.