When the notorious dream demon Bill Cipher invoked the name of the Axolotl his last-ditch attempt to save himself from facing the punishment for his many, many crimes, he didn't know what would happen afterward. The last thing he expected, however, was to be bound in human form, trapped in a magical land of two-legged talking horses, and, despite retaining a fair portion of his powers, unable to leave said dimension. However, when the Elements of Harmony accidentally release him from the magical artifact that he was trapped within, that's exactly what happens. Quickly setting up shop in Ponyville by raising his Fearamid over the ruins of the Golden Oaks Library, Bill Cipher begins searching for a way to restore his full power in order to escape this dimension and wreak havoc upon Gravity Falls once more. However, Bill quickly finds himself dealing with several complications with his plans caused by an old rival of his from the dimension he once called home. Striking a bargain with the Mane 6, Bill finds himself fighting alongside the Elements of Harmony, and his long-lost baby brother Discord against the demonic henchmen of Will Crytogram. Will Bill stay loyal to the Mane 6 or will the world fall to an even worse Weirdmageddon than the one Gravity Falls experienced? Will Equestria still be in one piece after all of this is over? Will Discord and Bill reconcile after all this time? Will I find my house keys?

One thing's for sure: it's gonna get weird.

It's been over two years since Sun lives with her friends and family at Canterlot City. Sun ends up finding a crown on the front lawn that belong to a princess from another world. Time is ticking to help get the crown back and another girl wants to make sure she gets it. Can Sun and her friends help their new friend win back her crown?

Once upon a time…before Equestria was the land known today, there was a King and a queen who died and were re-born. For they represented life and death, and gave their last breath to help the last draconequus family. The family all had the head of a pony, and a body made up of all sorts of things.

But soon...everything changed.

"Discord is the mischievous spirit of disharmony. Before my sister and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria with unrest and unhappiness. Luna and I saw how miserable life was for earth ponies, pegasai and unicorns alike. So after discovering the elements of harmony we combined our powers and rose up against him, turning him to stone"

"But…Celestia, why did he do that to Equestria?" Asked Fluttershy, a timid yellow pegasus to the princess.

"Because, me and my sister made a mistake." Sighed Celestia. "Before that, Equestria was a land of harmony. It harbored two queens and two kings. The queen of life, Leuce Lumine. The king of death, Hades Dark. The queen of the crystal changelings, Chrysalis. The king of shadows, Sombra." Explained Celestia "They had made peace, along with the prime minister of chaos, Discord, who was responsible to keep the lands happy…"

"But…what happened?" wondered Twilight.

"Me and my sister were deceived by a manticore. Told that Hades and Leuce were misusing their power and taking magic from all the land." Sighed the alicorn looking at a stain glassed window "We turned them both into crystals and ignored the pleas of Chrysalis that they were innocent…She, Sombra and Discord swore revenge against Equestria. Discord taking over the lands, Chrysalis and her husband, Sombra, trying to take over the crystal empire."

Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash have been training together ever since almost letting their friends down in yet another world ending event. One day however they end up in a compromising position, what follows is... nothing. Followed immediately by the most backwards hook up in equestrian history.

The Mane 6 have led a pretty fast-paced life ever since they all came together, but recently, things have been pretty laid back. The most recent world-saving feat had been accomplished by somepony else, and all has pretty much been quiet since then. It sounds nice, but Rainbow Dash quickly grows bored and demands adventure! So they all quickly come up with an idea and pack their bags, but when they embark on their new adventure, something goes horribly wrong, and they end up getting puled into a world very different than the one they're used to.

Discord has failed to break the friendship between the bearers of the Elements of Harmony. Desperate and with a rainbow of friendship blasting towards him, he teleports himself to a future where the Elements of Harmony are no more so that he could trade places with his future counterpart.

What he didn't know was that in this future, he has been reformed and the ponies there think he's somehow lost his memory and are determined to refriend him. Gag!

Meanwhile, the reformed Discord is teleported to the past, facing very hostile ponies and a world of Chaos his past counterpart had created. Chaos is a wonderful thing and he was all up for having some fun but what was the point if he had nopony to share it with?

Scootaloo is being picked on for not being able to fly and nobody is able to help her, not even her hero Rainbow Dash. Luckily for Scootaloo Twilight knows exactly what to do.

*Came up with this while writing for The Castle*

Disclaimer: Mlp does not belong to me. But storyline does.

Spike Sparkle and Cobalt Star are received a package and a letter of recommendation from Princess Luna. This is only the beginning of a epic adventure.

Spike and Cobalt are old enough to go to a 2 year training camp without their parents consent at the beginning.

Set at the end of Season 3 just before Twilight becomes an alicorn, this story was originally meant to be a vehicle for humorously recapping every episode to that point, using Twilight and Pinkie to play MST3K, after a fashion. I only ever got through three of the planned 67 chapters, which is pretty abysmal, so I never bothered posting it here. (And now I find that I don't even still have the text of chapter 3, which you can find at fanfiction.net.) But now, I figure, why not? What I've got is still entertaining to me, so you may find it so as well. Just know that it'll never be completed.

As a young orphaned foal of Sombra’s University, Twilight foiled an attempt on the life of Princess Celestia, the immortal ruler of the great nation of Celestine. In gratitude, Celestia took Twilight Sparkle under her wing as her personal protégée.

Years later, a new conspiracy is spreading across the nation, and centuries old legends are coming back to life. When a pony from beyond the Heavenly Barrier appears, Twilight is swept into a plot that not even the Barriers themselves can stop. The fall of Celestine looks to be only the beginning.

And there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight.

Many thanks to my editor Destella Morningdew for helping me with this endeavour! The beautiful cover art belongs to WhiteDiamondsItd. Seriously, go check both of them out. Some character tags are not shown for the maximum satisfaction of the reader (spoilers).