Evan has seemed to fall through a portal when he was trying to vandalize his brother's poster of MLP. When he touched sharpie to poster, he fell through. He realizes all the problems this will cause, and is in a total dismay of how to get back.

Evan ends up finding the weirdest thing ever - a talking pony, and realizes he is stuck in a gay cartoon show. He needs the help of his archenemies to get back to the real world, and throttle his brother for having a secret portal in his poster.

Rated TEEN for: Strong Language, Crude Humour, and your daily dose of Vitamin D.

Author's Note: Hey! I know how much you guys hate Human in Equestria stories, so here's one - without the problems of normal ones. Yes, that means:
- No Mary Sues
- Person isn't a brony
- Person wants to go back
- Person accidentally goes to Equestria
- Person thinks very lowly of bronies and the show
And a few more things I think.

Also, Evan's thoughts are in italic font, so there is no finishing sentence or anything. Just letting you know.

So, enjoy, and remember to rate and comment and whatever ;)

Celestia has been the Princess of Equestria for longer then she can remember, and hasn't really had much time to herself. Maybe that's the reason for these feelings. Stress, just stress. She certainly can't actually - No, that would be too ridiculous.

Of course, ridiculous things can happen.

Loosely based off of the Animal Collective Album "Merriweather Post Pavilion"

Rigby and I have done some pretty stupid stuff while working at The Park, but this time we (and by "we" I mean he) really screwed up.
Why did Death send us here?
Why is everyone I meet so nice?
When did I get this tattoo on my butt?
And most importantly...
Why am I a horse?

A Regular Show/Pony cross-over told from Mordecai's POV.

When Sunset Shimmer steals Twilight's crown she ventures into a new world with humans who play some card games! She then meets Yugi Muto and his friends. She learns Duel Monsters from Yugi's grandpa, and in order to win her crown back she must beat the best of best including Sunset Shimmer who herself is a famous duelist. Twilight must also help Yugi with his own enemy Marik.

When ever cards are used that have different effects in the Anime they will have their Anime effects such as Joey's Skull Dice and Graceful Dice cards along with a few others.
Cover art done by me.
Head proof reader: Whiteeyes

Co-proof reader: themouthofmush

Rainbow Dash was born as the daughter to a Duke of Canterlot, who denies her her freedom and keeps her confined to her tower at almost all times. Applejack is a poor apple farmer from Ponyville who goes into Canterlot to sell her wares. When the two ponies meet during the Summer Sun Celebration, they fall in love. But with an Equestrian class struggle threatening to boil over, their fledgling love will face the ultimate test. AppleDash AU ship.

Pre-reading/Editing done by the ridiculously cool and devastatingly good-looking Eldorado.

Twilight is troubled by her new title and is constantly driving herself to sleep deprivation every night since her coronation. Princess Celestia is worried about her, so she sends a personal guard for her. Flash Sentry.
Cute moments, arguments, funny situations and romance are now in the life of the new princess. Until she is called to Canterlot because of a new threat to Equestria.
Oni Fire, a night pony devoted to his princess of the night. Twilight, Flash and White Fur will discover the key to defeat their enemies.

You've seen the elements of harmony in action, the six bearers being best friends, and the ponies that have been the focus of My Little Pony for a whole two seasons. But what do the ponies seen in the background do during the adventures of the mane six? Read here about six ponies with conflicting personalities as they try to become friends and go on amazing adventures.

Celestia's past, told by many different points of view. I don't know what to put here. Just read it and find out I guess

Equestria is not what you thought it was, and neither am I.

Through his story-like journal, Blueblood reveals a host of Equestrian secrets and offers a glimpse into the nation's precarious past and its relations with the rest of the world. The truth behind the Prince's character will shock even the most learned historian and alter the way the royal family is viewed forever.

It all started October 7th, 2010 at 3:57 P.M. My 16th birthday. An unusually smart red-head, I knew a LOT about cars for my age. Surely living in the wealthiest county in all the United States would assure me I'd get my dad's Suburban and a full tank of gas, right? What if THAT happened, but a little bit more as well..?

I ended up in a land called "Equestria". I have a different body and a horrible case of amnesia. Greeted by two regal ponies after waking from some sort of coma, I'm released and to live with one known as "Twilight Sparkle". A beautiful princess I can't take my mind off of. Will I recover and go back home, or will my interest in Twilight possess me and keep me in this peaceful land?