My new life in Equestria

by Razor Colorado

Departure

Something is in my dream... What is it? No matter how many times I attack it, it won't die!!
Checking my foreleg, I saw the needle was removed. A note lay on the bedside table, reading "Fear not, what thou saw in your dream is all normal for ponies all across Equestria..." What the hell did that mean? But then I saw my first memory in my dream, it started with a mid-pitch bang, then the visual of the object appeared. A midnight black metaliod set of barrels, a larger one over a small one, mounted on a wooden base... Was this part of myself before I ended up here? This was already mind-boggling to me so I thought the smart thing would to be just to shut up until the Princesses arrived.

These two are mares of their word.
We were boarding the chariot, Twilight had something to ask. "You don't remember anything? Like, nothing at all?"
Her question brought something to mind. "I saw something familiar in my dream..."
She readied the quill and her notebook. "Go on."
"It looked like, a base of wood with a kind of like triangle on the back, there was a trigger, golden, how do I say this..? Projectile cartridges you put in a barrel under a larger one." I looked to her. Writing everything I said, as usual.
She gave Celestia a glare in concern. "Could it be?"
"I think so." Princess Celestia said.
"Did she know something about it as well? Was the thing in my dream some sort of psychic spy?" I said in my mind, "Keep your mouth shut you damn fool! You're going to get yourself killed!!" My brown eyes shut in stress. "How would they know anything about me? I just awoke from a coma with a severe case of amnesia!" Hell, this could be bad. "Shit! If this is real... Dammit, it has to be!" It I kept all these words inside.
"Um, sir? Are you alright?" Twilight asked me in concern.
A light gasp left my lips as I pulled my head back up, my black partly-ruffled mane waving in the wind. "What? Oh... Yeah, I'm fine." The way I said it, dammit, these guys can tell a lie from the truth without thought. I saw her giving a look in disbelief out of the corner of my eye. A grunt from my lightly clenched teeth rumbled out. "You must know something about that object I mentioned earlier..?"
"Well, just the fact that that's what Celestia told me to notice, if you said it."
Oh, damn! She knows! "How does she know this?!"
"I shall explain myself." Celestia arose as the chariot stopped in front of a castle. "My sister, Princess Luna reported that at the sight of her, you used an object like that to attack her in your dream."
"Um, princess? I think you might be throwing him off." Twilight said to her. She just nodded.

"Now, come with me." Twilight told me.
I followed her, she looked back every now and then to see if I was still there. "What?" I asked, eyeing her flank every now and then.
"I was just wondering if you were still there."
I chuckled. "Okay!" I said in a somewhat teasing tone, eyeing her flank again. "Um, what's that mark there?" A hoof pointed to her flank.
"Oh, you mean my cutie mark?" I nodded in reply. "A cutie mark is a marking that appears on a pony's flank when they discover their true talent."
"Very interesting."
She led me to a massive library. "This is my favorite sector in the entire castle! I was born and raised around books, and this was my first library."
I remembered Twilight explaining the concept of magic while we were checking out of the hospital. "Speaking of books," Twilight nodded. "are there any here that could teach me how to harness and use magic?"
"Sure! I know- Wait? You don't know how to use magic?" She was shocked again.
"No, not sure I've ever used it before." I eyed her flank again when she wasn't looking.
"Well, I know a book from a wizard called Starswirl the Bearded. He was a magic legend! His book has everything from the basics to some of the strongest spells of all time." She led me to the spot.
I narrowed an eye. "Oh really?" I asked with a slight tease, then chuckled.
"Yes, really!" She plucked the tip of my horn in frustration.
It hurt, but it felt good at the same time. "What was that for?" I rubbed my horn.
"Nopony doubts him." She seemed pretty angry.
A couple of sparks flew from the tip of my horn before I stopped rubbing it."O- okay, I'm sorry." I pressed my hoof to the floor.
"Anyway," She got herself together. "this is the best book for starters, would you like to bring it to our room?"
"Uh, sure. Wait... What do you mean 'our room'?"
"I said you could stay with me remember?"
"Well yeah, I just didn't think you meant we were sharing a room." A blush faintly appeared on my cheeks. Would we share a bed? Is she going to do something to me in it?
"Oh, it'll be fine." She tugged on my foreleg. "What're you waiting for? Come on!"
"Alright, alright." I followed her, everything I saw was amazing! Stained glass windows, statues, chandeliers, everything.
"Here we are." Twilight opened a door, it was her room. She tugged me in. "This is the bed." It was made of silver with a purple canopy on the top of the posts (which weren't that tall) and a white blanket with her cutie mark on it.
"W- we're sharing a bed?" Oh man, I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with this. But I'm not a mean guy! I want to make her happy...
"Yeah!" She seemed happy about it.
Did she have something for me? No, she couldn't. "Okay, if that's what you want."
"Anyway," She motioned me to a corner. I followed her "This is where I keep all my personal books." Three full shelves. "And over here," she led me to another corner. "this is where I keel all my dresses for special occasions like The Grand Galloping Gala and the Summer Sun Celebration."
"I- interesting." Did ponies really need privacy to change? They don't usually wear clothes.
"Want to see my favorite one?" She flapped her wings. I nodded. "Okay, just wait here." She entered the little changing room to return about a minute later wearing a pink dress with golden highlights. "What do you think?"
"Well, it looks amazing!" Oh shit! Did I just hit on her? Oh man, what's she going to think of this?!
"Oh, thanks!" She smiled, closing her eyes.
"I think you look beautiful." Dammit, there it was again! I couldn't control it thks time. A faint pink blush appeared on my cheeks.
Twilight gave the same reaction. "Well, it's getting late, we should get to bed." I nodded. She headed back into the corner and returned wearing nothing, not her tiara, not her chestplate, just her beautiful self. "C'mon." She headed towards the bed, as did I. Getting under the covers and lying down, she looked at me, I was on the right side. "C'mon."
"Oh, right." I got in next to her.
She smiled. "Good night." She seemed exhausted.
"Good night." I replied to her and stroked her cheek, she was already asleep. I faced her and fell into a silent rest myself.