Metal Gear has fallen into the hooves of an Equestrian revolutionary, who, with the backing of his human mercenary allies, intends to use it to depose Celestia and crown himself ruler. Having crossed into Equestria in pursuit of this rogue weapon, the legendary Solid Snake must ally with the residents of Ponyville to prevent a nuclear catastrophe.

See also Equestria Gear Solid, the hilarious spin-off EQG parody in which everything you know is wrong, and every single character from the story is an awful caricature of themselves.

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Sweetie Belle doesn't want to eat her veggies (especially yucky brussel sprouts!).

While looking through the library in Twilight Sparkle's castle, she comes across an ancient spell, that turns anything her horn or tongue touches, into a yummy sweet treat!

This is a dream come true for the little filly...or could it be too good to be true?

*Note: This story contains instances of gluttony, weight gain, and some name-calling.*

The Cutie Mark Crusaders approach Spike with the most important question ever... who is 'the cute one'. It gets weird really quick.

Featured! 1/2/2017

All "Cute One" stories have to come in chapters from now on. Mods Orders.

Pinkie Pie has been baking up a storm for the Hearth's Warming rush, making sure cakes, cookies and pies get sold to everypony she can manage.

But one day, a peculiar stallion emerged in the bakery, with some magically delicious cake for Pinkie Pie to try, said to contain a 'special ingredient'.

What will happen when such a treat comes in contact with the sweetest tooth in Equestria?

A new story I just finished a few minutes ago! I really hope it's up to par for you all

Merry Christmas/Happy Hearth's Warming!

There is a bit of truth to every legend, though the ravages of time can bury it deeply. Myths and lore become twisted, melded, and torn the longer they are around. One of Equestria’s oldest legends is that of Nightmare Moon. It is the core of Nightmare Night and the excuse for children to go out asking for candy with a single, common rhyme.

Nightmare Night, what a fright. Give me something sweet to bite.

Oriole has a problem. She can't stop eating stallions.

Rarity has a problem. Her new friend can't stop eating stallions.

Twilight Sparkle has a problem. A stallion-eating monster has moved into her town.

Spike's just glad he's not a stallion.

Fluttershy has been asked to give a lecture, and for once she's actually looking forward to being in front of an audience.

There's just one problem.

This incredibly annoying goose won't let her talk.

Spike's dragon code is an integral part of him, and he knows it will help him become a better dragon. So when he finds a book about the noble dragon code, he intended to follow it word by word.

He was not expecting the noble dragon code to tell him to cuddle with all of his friends.

Featured on 6/2/2016

Applejack has always viewed herself as a simple farmer, nopony to make a fuss over. However, two of the most famous and wealthiest stallions think otherwise, and are willing to spend every bit they have on her. Who will win Applejack's affection before their bank accounts hit zero?

Thank you to TheMaskedFerret, Jake the Army Guy, Docontra and Skeeter The Lurker for the edits.

Thank you goes to handiNavi for the cover art!