Out for a pleasant walk through the woods, Princess Celestia takes a break from dealing with Earth politics and finds herself exiting next to a long, black road. As it just so happens, a native comes by and hits her with roughly two tons of steel, plastic, and glass.

Luckily, the vehicle's occupant carries lots of napkins and bandages.

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Now translated into Chinese thanks to Nova Twinkle!
Now translated into Spanish thanks to SPANIARD KIWI!

This story is based on true events. Written for my good friend, Admiral Biscuit, as a commission/payment for a set of rear wheel bearing puller heads for a slide hammer. He also pre-read and edited it, because that's how he rolls.

Box of Shame second position 12/25. Bah humbug.

Celestia needs a cake for her upcoming party, and not just any cake will do.
So she contacts the greatest catering service in the multiverse.
Unfortunately, they were all booked up, so she settled for the second best: Mung Daal's Catering.
Maybe she should send a chef along as well, just in case.
Now who would be good at cooking extravagant desserts with a ragtag group of eccentrics?

Anonymous just wants to find a way home. That's too bad, because the ponies of Equestria (the mares, especially) have found out that he tastes very good. Whenever a pony tastes him, they're overcome with a desire to try and eat him. It's rather annoying for him, especially when he's only five centimeters tall.

Contains soft vore.

Does not contain clop or any of the other things commonly associated with vore. The sex tag is for context and conversation topics only. Character tags will be updated as the story progresses.

There's a bakery in Canterlot. Benny Bakery. Nopony knows what a 'Benny' is, but they all agree that this place has some of the best delicacies Equestria has to offer. There's one thing though, it's really exclusive and the pony who runs it is a bit of a mystery. Wait, is it even a pony? Well, there's only one way to find out.

A request by a follower Xenomorpher.

Pinkie Pie is the richest pony in the history of Equestria. The secret to her wealth?

She has no idea.

When somepony announces that Princess Celestia has a cake addiction, she takes it about as well as can be expected.

She drowns her sorrows with cake.

Her sister decides it's time for an intervention and enlists the aid of the Bearers of Harmony.

Hilarity ensues.

(Story inspired by...well, actually, I don't know. It just popped into my head.)

Starlight Glimmer finally achieves her lifelong dream of being a homeowner, and she buys a house near the Friendship School. But Uncle Ponyville wants his fair share, and Starlight's property taxes are raised by 5,000 Pony Dollars a year. To top it off, Starlight has stopped taking her anti-evil medications.

After Starlight realizes that she won't be able to pay, she goes on a magical rampage. Now she'll track down whatever government officials are responsible for the tax, and she'll do everything within her power to persuade them to reverse it. What's within Starlight's power? A lot.

A blatant rip off of the old Spongebob episode titled "Sailor Mouth". Only with ponies.

All copyrighted material belongs to the respective owners. Teen for a bit of cursing. I apologize if this idea has already been taken; alert me if it has. I realize these are not the exact plot events in the episode, I did this purely off of memory and altered it to fit the setting.

Twilight makes a food machine. What could possibly go wrong (or oh so right)?

This story was posted on my deviantArt for a year now, but I figured it could come over here as well :)

Somnambula went off to defeat the Sphinx, in the hopes that she would save the prince.

As it would turn out, she might need saving instead...

This starts out as a comedy, but then transforms into an adventure. It would be slice of life, but the pyramids in Southern Equestria could be on the very edge of the region itself.

Art by the ever talented DoubleWBrothers.